I shiggy

>2022, not having a BBW gf.

youtu.be/KYUqhSi1R0Q

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imagine her sitting on your face

>flag
cottage cheese lover

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Oooof.

>tfw no obese waffen gf

why even live

I wifed a fatty a few years ago.
One of the best decisions I've ever made.
Fucking her from behind is like diving into a sea of bouncy delight at high tide.
And she lets me have her any time i want, and i don't have to worry much about her cheating because all she does it eat and watch tv on the couch all day.
Get yourself a BBW gf or waifu it will change your life.

Our country needs to be whipped into shape, women need to become rock hard!

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you legitimately suck dick if that turns you on

why do obese chicks always take good care of their hair?

>imagine the hygiene
>imagine the smell
>imagine the chafing
>imagine the bacteria fungi trapped between rolls
>imagine a 4th world civilization living in between

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>imagine a 4th world civilization living in between
Would be kinda cool.

fat goddess

>why do obese chicks always take good care of their hair?
Because that's all they got.

100% would

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this is how i know you never dated a 400+ lb tragedy.

Shut up, lardass.

True, my woman is like 5"7, 260
I try to keep her around this weight so I buy all the food and cook all her meals

I don't want to. Micro civilizations are just cool.

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More like BMW gf

Obligatory architect post
Someone needs to commission baalbuddy to make a comic debut of "The Artificer"
>"Oh no! The barbarian ab girls seem to have finished of the remaing rations!"
>"The drow women now demand that their slaves carry them everywhere."
>"Hell, even the Rangers are saying their women have taken to sleeping in late and hunting only the slowest of animals!"
>"If this keeps up all of our prime tomboy gfs and muscle mommies will end up being chubby do-nothings!"
>"I thought, since you were smart, you might help us out?"
>The shadowy figure turns around
>Pic related
>"Glad to be of service lad, but I seem to have misunderstood. What seems to be the problem?"

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