>2022, not having a BBW gf.
I shiggy
imagine her sitting on your face
>flag
cottage cheese lover
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Oooof.
>tfw no obese waffen gf
why even live
I wifed a fatty a few years ago.
One of the best decisions I've ever made.
Fucking her from behind is like diving into a sea of bouncy delight at high tide.
And she lets me have her any time i want, and i don't have to worry much about her cheating because all she does it eat and watch tv on the couch all day.
Get yourself a BBW gf or waifu it will change your life.
Our country needs to be whipped into shape, women need to become rock hard!
you legitimately suck dick if that turns you on
why do obese chicks always take good care of their hair?
>imagine the hygiene
>imagine the smell
>imagine the chafing
>imagine the bacteria fungi trapped between rolls
>imagine a 4th world civilization living in between
>imagine a 4th world civilization living in between
Would be kinda cool.
fat goddess
>why do obese chicks always take good care of their hair?
Because that's all they got.
100% would
this is how i know you never dated a 400+ lb tragedy.
Shut up, lardass.
True, my woman is like 5"7, 260
I try to keep her around this weight so I buy all the food and cook all her meals
I don't want to. Micro civilizations are just cool.
More like BMW gf
Obligatory architect post
Someone needs to commission baalbuddy to make a comic debut of "The Artificer"
>"Oh no! The barbarian ab girls seem to have finished of the remaing rations!"
>"The drow women now demand that their slaves carry them everywhere."
>"Hell, even the Rangers are saying their women have taken to sleeping in late and hunting only the slowest of animals!"
>"If this keeps up all of our prime tomboy gfs and muscle mommies will end up being chubby do-nothings!"
>"I thought, since you were smart, you might help us out?"
>The shadowy figure turns around
>Pic related
>"Glad to be of service lad, but I seem to have misunderstood. What seems to be the problem?"
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