Brit/pol/ - Josh Cumming the disgusting Runcorn nonce edition

>M&S slammed by angry customers for Jubilee sandwich with full boiled egg inside
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>Greggs giving away free sausage rolls for the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee
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First for Sir Josh

2nd for willyposter

>Ginge will never get knighted
>Forever a peasant

if its good enough for royalty its good enough for me (royalty)

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Almighty God, who hast set our gracious sovereign Queen Elizabeth upon the throne of this realm,
and given her to surpass all others in the years of her reign: Receive our heartfelt thanks for her service to her people,
confirm and encourage her in the continuance of the same,
and keep her in thy heavenly wisdom; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who took the form of a servant for our sake,
and reigneth now in glory with thee and the Holy Spirit,
one God, world without end.

>"You will never see my eyes again"
Depp is a fucking CHAD. People say I look like him and I'm inclined to agree. More the young Depp.

Why is the UK media trying to make us hate Johnny Depp

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Almighty Allah, who hast set our gracious sovereign Queen Elizabeth upon the throne of this realm,
and given her to surpass all others in the years of her reign: Receive our heartfelt thanks for her service to her people,
confirm and encourage her in the continuance of the same,
and keep her in thy heavenly wisdom; through Allah our Lord, who took the form of a servant for our sake,
and reigneth now in glory with thee and Allah,
one Allah, world without end.

Hope the stache is shaved tho
Wise guys can’t have mustaches

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Probably incel journos hoping Amber will shit in their bed if they write nice things about her. She won't.

Just got back from a "beacon lighting" that was a heap of pallets which almost set a nearby tree alight.

Fat belly coconut bastard

O God the King of glory,
you have exalted your only Son Jesus Christ
with great triumph to your kingdom in heaven:
we beseech you, leave us not comfortless,
but send your Holy Spirit to strengthen us
and exalt us to the place where our Saviour Christ is gone before,
who is alive and reigns with you,
in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God, now and for ever.

Also had no idea who Amber Heard was had to google her. I remember her from Pineapple Express that's in. And I had to be prompted on that.
She's a literal who pretty girl who got an a* list celeb husband and what, they fell out or something? She seems like a nasty bitch from the videos I've seen of her.

Choose

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Same, but I bummed a ciggy off a med cunt coz my ecug ran out. Thank fuck the commonwealth exists

She’s also barren and can’t have children, which may have led to her disposition. Any esoteric info on this? It’s sad because of her phenotype etc

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Sorry Josh can’t reply right now
He’s busy lifting

When did /occupy/ stop posting?

Lifting cocks in to his mouth?

She's probably 10/10 looks unironically. There seems to be no faulty features, it just comes to preference. I love her cheekbones, they're big like mine and Johnny's.
Big cheekbones and chin is pure chad, man or woman.

> nadiya hussain’s willy
>first for moz
Where have you gone my blue eyed son? Where have you gone my darling young one?

Same, but I bummed off a commonwealth med cunt coz my ciggy ran out. Thank fuck the ecug exists

Chris Whittys dad?!

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She could adopt a kid.

'Tree of Trees' has some serious pre-Christian resonance

The Ygddrasil version of King of Kings

when clive got tired of the larp

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Hope Josh let killed by nonce hunters soon

Only a matter of time

Kek
He can't be a nonce. Doesn't leave his house.

where was she

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>doesn't leave his house
only because I'm not in a house

Great, now I want to binge watch those again, might give a nice day out with me wife nonce a watching. Or maybe Italianonce

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She used surrogate, and is raising a white child, which is based in a way.

Heard is pure Anglo-Nordid type whereas Depp’s some swarth mystery meat. Wonder why she and Musk didn’t last?

Lesson to nonces: always carry a cyanide pill. Rather death than a citizens arrest

luv a pizza me

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>phenotype
>esoteric info
Touch grass

You know the 22 kids and counting couple? Apparently the bloke knocked her up when she was 14 and he was 18. That would be nonce-hunting material today. Thoughts?

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What?

they were hiding, paps got a few shots of them

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every single planet other than venus is gonna be in retrograde in october
kek, RIP

>22 White kids
Based.

>You know the 22 kids and counting couple?
Thankfully not.

any based tiktokers?

Clown nonce is a good watch if you haven't seen it..
Funny as fuck when they get him to sing Barbie girl @ 9:21

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