I haven’t used toilet paper at home in two years. After I make, I get up and go to the shower to use the detachable head to jet blast my anus. It’s quicker and I would assume more hygienic. It all goes down the drain no problem.
After the dump has been made, use denatured alcohol and a small brush to disinfect the area. Can cure haemorrhoids, and jock itch on your balls and legs.
Adam Cox
I shit in the secondary toilet in a hotel once and couldn't figure out how to flush it properly. The faucet just kept watering the shit.
Liam Martin
what is that?
Elijah Peterson
Haha no. This will eventually cause a fungal infection. Water is fine.
Cameron Gray
Wipe ass with toilet paper, then get shower. Take a shit outside of house somewhere, wipe ass. Get shower when you get home. >can't afford toilet paper. NGMI.
Nolan Reed
tp is fucking nasty. your ass has smeared shit on it. do this. every day, wake up, drink coffee, exercise for fifteen minutes, eat something small, take a shit, shower. that is your morning routine. you will be 100% regular and stop shitting at work or in public that is nasty.
Ryan Flores
kek. my friend did this too while we were sharing a Spanish hotel room, watching him struggle to scoop out his collosal corn speckled shit was the funniest thing 13 year old me ever fucking witnessed. I'm guessing poop in the bidet incidents are a fairly regular occurrence
Brayden Rivera
Japanese toilets are better then the bidet, they combine toilet and bidet in one, no need to get off the toilet and onto the bidet, also takes up less room