I haven’t used toilet paper at home in two years. After I make...

I haven’t used toilet paper at home in two years. After I make, I get up and go to the shower to use the detachable head to jet blast my anus. It’s quicker and I would assume more hygienic. It all goes down the drain no problem.

I think I’m onto something.

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Are all Americans this savage?

It’s a bathtub/shower combo and the tub is at the perfect height where I can sit on the edge and just spray.

>pic rel

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user, just get an attachable bidet it's not that hard

Pic related confuses and scares the american

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I have been doing the same for quite some time now.

Underwear as clean as ever, and I also feel and smell better than before.

I can't imagine taking a dump and then just "cleaning" it using toilet paper. Gross.

If you can shit and piss at same time then I am sorry you are not white

>still shitting
>in 2022
bruh

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Baste

I do that too. Saved a lot of dough.

After the dump has been made, use denatured alcohol and a small brush to disinfect the area. Can cure haemorrhoids, and jock itch on your balls and legs.

I shit in the secondary toilet in a hotel once and couldn't figure out how to flush it properly. The faucet just kept watering the shit.

what is that?

Haha no. This will eventually cause a fungal infection. Water is fine.

Wipe ass with toilet paper, then get shower.
Take a shit outside of house somewhere, wipe ass. Get shower when you get home.
>can't afford toilet paper.
NGMI.

tp is fucking nasty. your ass has smeared shit on it. do this. every day, wake up, drink coffee, exercise for fifteen minutes, eat something small, take a shit, shower. that is your morning routine. you will be 100% regular and stop shitting at work or in public that is nasty.

kek. my friend did this too while we were sharing a Spanish hotel room, watching him struggle to scoop out his collosal corn speckled shit was the funniest thing 13 year old me ever fucking witnessed. I'm guessing poop in the bidet incidents are a fairly regular occurrence

Japanese toilets are better then the bidet, they combine toilet and bidet in one, no need to get off the toilet and onto the bidet, also takes up less room

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I've been doing this for several years now. I'm glad you've overcome the tp Jew.

Youre gross. running shit caked ass down your shower drain. The shower head regularly makes contact with with fecies. Then you take a shower under it.

This, problem solved. And have a separate towel for wet ass wiping obviously.

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