Elon is turning out to be Uncle Ted's worst nightmare

Elon is turning out to be Uncle Ted's worst nightmare.

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>tfw getting advertisements while fucking walking on the street
>14 secs to skip

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you can tell he's desperately afraid of death

>You will be able to save and replay memories.
I can already do that without upgrades. I can also modify memories without replacing the original copy.

>tfw getting advertisements while fucking
>14 secs to skip

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I don't understand why people are so obsessed with Neuralink

Don't get one.

it's because he doesn't have the patron jew god of foreskins in his life

EVENTUALLY YES BUT THE TECHNOLOGY IS VERY FAR OFF

NOW GO FIND EARLY ADOPTERS TO TEST FIRST GENERATION NEURALINK BRAIN IMPLANTS

>about to nut
>BAM

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I hope the nukes drop before this shit comes to fruition, this and life extending tech are absolutely evil. You have no idea what kind of suffering can be wrought with these technologies

We really will be living in an episode of black mirror

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Brain chips
Subscription car
Paperless money
Fed space contracts
Buying a propaganda machine

He's /ourguy/ tho haha did you see his tweet?!

The problem is it will eventually create 2 classes of people. One class with an extreme advantage so major that it has rarely been seen throughout history. Closet thing i can think of is europeans with guns vs tribal people.

i always found it strange how seemingly so little attention is give to pro longing human life, stoping aging and such.
you’d think it should be a high priority for everyone

If I could replay the memories of the best sexual experiences I've had at will, I'd probably get fat as fuck because I'd have no incentive to actually go after it again.

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All is needed to buy 90% of Any Forums is his tweets

>You will be able to save and replay memories.
We can already do this, it's called memory.
Are normies retarded? Are they not capable of visually playing back a memory in their head?

Neither of those things is a good idea.

Smoke and mirrors. That's all he is.

the problem is ethics of writing data to the brain. it's game over when that happens.

I just want to be surrounded by kids and grandkids when it’s time for me to go.

Eventually, speaking to one another with voices will be considered a quaint anachronism similar to writing eachother letters and sending them through the mail. You'll be thought of as a strange luddite like the amish if you don't modify yourself.

But that is a ways off. This initial stuff will just be used to make the impaired slightly more functional.

the thing will make you as smart as a smartphone, you can have all the information in the world with a smart phone but monkeys wont use it. its not like they will connect to Any Forums
i prefer the gene mods than this satanic shit

The cult of personality around people like Elon is scary. People just mindlessly suck their cocks and never ask questions

Curing aging has been fucked since Aubrey de Grey got BTFO

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>tfw

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for you

>I don't understand why people are so obsessed with the Covid vax. Don't get one.

Are you forgetting 12 months ago there was a very real risk of having literally no job, ability to travel or even access to food without that shit? I dont see any reason that itll be any different with body chipping in some years

This is a crisis waiting to happen

>when you die your conscious is trapped in a digital hell
Bros Elon is making ghosts real

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No they literally cannot. Congratulations, you just learned the big secret.

If neuralink lets me vividly hallucinate my fetishes then I'll get it.

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It is a high priority and there's a shit load of work being done, but its not something being developed to be sold to the masses so its not publicised.

Remember, advertising is to convince you to buy something you wouldn't want to otherwise

I'm calling bullshit on this. Right now a monkey can move a cursor around on a smartphone with Neuralink. We're decades away from it even being feasible to download memories.

And a landlord's best buddy

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Death is based, it's the only thing that keeps people truly equal. Life extension tech means these people can become unstoppable gods that lord over mankind and never answer for the evil they commit, life extension will not be good for the common man

Scientists are full of shit. Most of the medical world is just bio hacking as in not a real solution just something to prolong the inevitable. It ain't as powerful as they think just because of fucking rockets, planes, and computers.

IT’S FAKE
IT’S ALL STOCK PROMOTION

Should I suck his dick and ask how was his weekend?
How would that make it less gay. If anything, I'd be a homo to care about another man's life.
I'd rather just heterosexually suck his dick

CYBER SPACE
CYBER SEX

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>get the implant
>musk now has access to your memories
>>ALL your memories
>become his work slave across multiple lives because hes blackmailing you with those times you stuffed sharpies in your ass while dressed in your moms clothes

The Elon Musk playbook: say something could potentially be possible, offer no proof, make hundreds of millions of investment dollars flow in.

>You will be able to save and replay memories
Oh boy can't wait for porky to lock me in a 1000-year long McTorture™ loop for commiting wrongthink.

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Humanity has tried that shit for the entirety of its existence. At some point we stopped trying

you'd be afraid of death too if every day you get to live out your wildest boyhood fantasies of being literally the richest man on earth and famous for starting/running multiple tech companies that are changing the future of humanity. You'd never want it to end.

From the Apple 2 to the iPhone was only 30 years. That is a shockingly fast rate of progress. And things are faster now than ever. We will see this in our lifetimes.

I want one of these neuralinks

I mean come on this is a stinking pile of crap and we all know it.

Remember how the humanity invented AI? Just a couple of years ago. It was all over the news, remember? Ah no, that's just another media bullshit loosely based on reality and basically just some algorithms invented in 60s and finally implemented with suitable hardware.
Don't fucking even think for a second this neurashit is anything but a way to attract investors and hit the jackpot. That dude is full of shit and all his media persona is aimed at one thing only - make more money.

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Of course, when there's a bunch of semitic fairy tales to coddle you to sleep every night.

Wait till you hit 30, you’ll understand you life isn’t something you want to prolong

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Dude there is a massive difference between a human being interfacing with an external physical device and actually putting a device into the human body and have it interface directly with your internal biological infrastructure. Think centuries not years.

Google Moore's law. We're stuck already. We had a tendency of fast developing technology, true. But the boom is over.

The future is Lain meets Ghost in the Shell.

I bet it will be horrible for certain people and for ((others)) they just won't turn it on. Oh don't worry goy I'm reformed , I did my 8.5 hours trust me!