Guys I'm weary, can't take it anymore. I labor all day and it's all thankless and I'm so tired, it'll all be over in about 45 minutes. I just drank 3 coors lights and took 9mg of melatonin and I'm saying goodnight world...til tomorrow. Got mouths to feed ya know.
I'm so tired and I'm ending it right now
Lincoln Brooks
Gavin Ross
Every time I drink now the morning after I have vile shits. My liver is failing bros… I am dying.
Benjamin Cook
Dont be stupid, suicide is fuckin cringe
Tyler Perez
Bootleg red melatonin.
NIGGER DECTECED
Jaxson Kelly
Not your personal blog
Julian Peterson
Should have popped benedryl instead. Two beers and a Bennie knock you out cold until the alarm goes off at 5:30AM and you don’t know what happened
Anthony Nguyen
>9mg of melatonin
oh fuck this nigger is about to trip balls into the fifth dimension
Jeremiah Collins
Damn i take 2mg xanax and smoke weed right before work and have a great time
Juan Cooper
The ideal amount of melatonin is no more than 0.6mg, taking such a high dose can actually fuck with your sleep
Yes, your bottle says the wrong dosage, every melatonin bottle I've seen has been 3-6mg, but I promise it will work better if you take a lot less.
Jacob Martinez
i kekd
heres your (you)
Evan Johnson
>9mg
I thought I overdosed with 3mg only use 1mg now
Anthony Sullivan
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Christian Wilson
Lmao, sam brother. I drink too much. I gave myself alcoholic hepatitis. Lol
Chase Ross
night night dont let the bed bugs bite
Adrian Gonzalez
You get a pepe.
Jason Mitchell
The dose used in studies is 0.5 mg. 9 mg is decidedly unhealthy, but even if this is a joke, the typical pills you can buy retail have doses that are excessive and they must be cut into portions.
Mason Myers
8mg of melatonin?
That shit don't even put me to sleep.
What kind of joke is this?
Try mixing alcohol with bromazepam or a cardiac medicine.
Man you couldn't even kill yourself if we gave you a loaded shotgun.
Slide thread.
Caleb Taylor
Lmao same bro!
Jaxon Hill
You also dont enter REM and wake up wrecked.
Carson Lewis
melatonin lowers your dopamine. you don't need that shit to sleep. and quit being an alcohol.
Jordan Hughes
NO DON’T. Stay up and party, you can be a little drowsy at the job site tomorrow. We gotta keep watching the hockey game
Adam Flores
LOL
mind if i screencap this to laugh at later?
Adrian James
8 beers and 2 beenies and I'm still up for hours. Probably gonna switch to heroin and hope it kills me.