REMINDER THAT IN 3 WEEKS "SOMETHING" IS GOING TO "APPEAR" IN THE SKIES ABOVE US!!
>Reddit post is made 7 years ago on a throw away account >Appears to be an obvious larp >Claims to have been abducted by aliens in "hotdog" shaped ship (same shape as a tic tac) >Claims the aliens said their home was "too far away for you to understand, but close to the side" >Claims that they had something planned for July 18th 2021 >Bob Lazar claims that he worked on an alien craft during his time in area 51 >Official government video of "tic tac" UFO is declassified, but was allegedly leaked earlier. Confirming the reddit posters claim about it's shape >60 mins interview is released >Government confirms that tic tac UFOs are a common occurrence >Former head of Pentagon UFO research confirms that they are in possession of Tic Tac debris on Tucker Carlson (confirming Bob Lazars claims) >CBS makes report on the UFOs >Senior national correspondent confirms the Pentagon have been investigating the possibility that the Tic Tacs are "inter-dimensional" and "from here but a different here" >Adding credibility to the reddit posters quote "far away but close to the side" >Official pentagon report is slated to release 1 month before the reddit posters date, adding more credibility to his 7 year old claim >Footage of Tic Tac sightings suddenly increase, adding more credibility to his claims that something is going down next month >Reddit poster returns to make one last post after 7 years of silence (like a week ago) >It's an extremely morbid blackpill you have to read for yourself (link below) >Its written more like a desperate cry for help than an account of events / info dump >Account is completely deleted shorty after, but the posts are archived
Entertainment media is also eluding to multidimensional stuff, with new dr strange movie, the loki and wandavision shows, and the stranger things upside down.
Jaxson Rodriguez
Anyone who makes a schizo happening thread that fails to materialize should be permanently banned.
Jaxson Bell
All trannies are faggots
William King
this is the same shitpost content from last year, when are the Any Forums devs going to release new material
the other thing they can't do is actually read someone's soul they can interpret thoughts, but they're not beyond the mysteries of the universe I like to think that there's some intellectual "wall" that intelligent species hit and forget that there will always be a universal secret, even if "we" "find" them all they don't look down on us they envy us, our simple world, because we're not at their bottom yet yet maybe it's just because I don't believe in more intelligent sentience as a higher power, but if ayys are even bothering with Earth, then it's fucking obvious they're more or less as clueless as we are, only with fancier tech BUT TECH ISN'T MAGIC
they just...still don't get it tho I wish they did, because faith is so clean so simple and elegant, you just throw yourself off a cliff human atheism is already destructive enough with us consigned to one planet I can't imagine how destructive ayy atheism is
Jeremiah Wilson
I'm not reading all of this, faggot. >On that note. I've been seeing Venus up in the east about an hour before sunrise but it's been next to a little red star. Anyone know if Mars is in conjunction with Venus rn?
Isaac Baker
GAY
Ryder Nelson
Can you please do us a favour and post a burner email address or something so we can all ridicule you when nothing happens (again)
Gabriel Ortiz
This was last years happening
Angel Foster
Any alien reveal admitted by the government will be a hoax psyop, anyone who believes it is a retard
Juan Taylor
Day too long, summary or forget it.
Caleb Diaz
Ops telling the truth. I’m alien. AMA
Austin Powell
Probably going to destroy the USA for being stupid
Hudson Harris
>elected officials are claiming we don't fully control national airspace >"hoax" you wish they've been watching us for a long time personally, I think they're anthropology drones they only took real notice when we started nuking deserts
Evan Walker
Just 2 more weeks
Ryder Fisher
did he fuck Gina or not? Everything else is a wall of text.
Jackson Ortiz
>space = fake and gay >nothing ever happens >op is a faggot
>>Claims the aliens said their home was "too far away for you to understand, but close to the side" why are plebittors so unimaginative? this reeks of cringe and lack of originality.
Evan Johnson
>a wall of text and this is why you're one of the potential test subjects
fuck off just because they prefer to meme over Mexico instead of Brazil, doesn't mean they're unimaginative
>nothing ever happens wrong, newfag things are always happening, but they happen slowly over seconds
Zachary Johnson
Xenia Dia
Christian Rivera
Why 3 weeks Why not 2?
Or how about the 666 day
Carson Jackson
its funny to think about how retards have been claiming the world will end since way before America was founded but yes, things are totally going to end now
Good. In 3 weeks I already have a cabin reserved in an Internationally Designated Dark Sky area in the southwest. I'll be looking up for sure.
James King
>July 18th 2021 Well there ya go, nothing happened on that day, stopped reading there.
Nathan Gutierrez
Oh no you don't. You had my hopes up last year that I would be anally probed by a sexy alien gf. Not again. Nope. Not falling for it again.
Colton Miller
Hey mods do something based for a change, take down this OP's IP and if nothing happens June 22nd perma ban them
Carson James
I posit that something will happen on Monday June 6, 2022. That date is literally, 6/6/2022 or 6/6/6. How can these luciferian faggots NOT conjure up some gay satanic shit on this date happening once in a lifetime? >Stop noticing things Nope
