What crime do you commit?

In this thought experiment, you are allowed to commit one crime and not get caught. You are guaranteed 100% to get away with it. There is no act too big, no act too small.

What do you do?

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i already commit crimes i was charged with assault for pushing a gay kid down a flight of stairs

I think it'd be cool to see the Dome of the Rock turned into rubble.

J walking

Come on guys, I'm not a Fed or anything. Just tell me your crime fantasy!

Kill all nonwhites

I would kill myself, ngl.

steal a billion dollars

based mad lad

every single one of us is a felon, theres too many fucking stupid laws

universal genocide via stellar detonation

Rape a Woman.
That's it.

Nice.

Rape.

Minecraft everyone involved with the IMF, WEF, and any other organization involving international banking.

Smoke Klonopin, maybe some marijuana needles

If being to handsome is a crime, then lock me up.

Can you just pay for sex nigger?

Kill a rapist and all their extended familly

Question the Holocaust

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F E D P O S T I N G

I piss with the toiseat down

I put the fucking shopping cart back in the thing.
sage

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Legal crime or moral crime?

If the former: hold (((them))) responsible
If the latter: nothing because I'm not a nigger

Genocide, of the jewish variety.
It will be complete and final.

Push the button launching a total nuclear exchange and the death of the human race. How many mass murder points is that? 5?

hello data miner

I'd download a car

why tf would I pay for pussy fag?
>16
> Devout in Faith
> Never felt the touch of a woman & plan on getting married
why tf would i pay for pussy? that's a sin & negative overall
if I could get away w/ owning a Concubine however..
That's Permissible