frfr no cap it be bussin deadass poggers
Frfr no cap it be bussin deadass poggers
Blake Hall
Jacob Diaz
imagine being an archaeologist a thousand years from now and digging this cringe shit up
Noah James
>these coffins are made to reflect the inner beauty of the lives lost
>soulless consumerist garbage
>social media whoring platform
>the parents signed off on this
ugh
John Morgan
>souls
>it’s all pop culture forgettable garbage
Bug people
Jordan Perez
Americans really are consumerist cattle with no deeper culture. Sad!
Owen Harris
Mockery
Robert Powell
He just got some Costco coffins and wrapped them.
Eli Thompson
It would be very interesting for them to observe the religious practices of the time.
Hunter Kelly
>natural hair
>dyed beard
That look is so fetch.
Aaron Powell
Cooper Scott
no one talks like that, boomer
Angel Jackson
>Ah, I see that the plastic-ware culture practiced cringehumation.
Christopher Thomas
In North Carolina funeral homes are required by law to accept any casket.
That means the one I made out of used Uhaul moving boxes and duct tape thats covered in dyslexic swastikas will be the one I'm cremated in.
Take that funeral jews.
Connor Parker
Poor kid
Dylan Gutierrez
Write the YWNBAW pasta on there just in case you get a tranny wagie assigned to toast your corpse, go out with one last shitpost.
Nicholas Barnes
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen!
Jayden Diaz
My entire life has been one long ironic and unironic shit post.
In other words: I did it perfectly.
Jayden Murphy
"How're they hangin mate"
Daniel Richardson
this guy charges like $25k for a coffin btw
>an anonymous benefactor put up 2mil for all funeral costs
this is almost as dumb as St. Floyd gold plated coffin
Grayson Williams
The coffin will not last 1000 years. This isn't some Egyptian sarcophagus it's dogshit plywood with paint on it. The fat lil Mexican kid inside will probably still be there long after its rotted away.
Nicholas Jenkins
The Victorian fad of pickling the body and putting a window over the face so you could see in was infinitely more based.
Cooper Torres
These kids never stood a chance with their social media rotted brains Summed it up perfectly. It comes off as so shallow, as if the parents themselves had very little in common or interest in their kids beyond surface level things.
Jack Cruz
>tiktok coffin
One way ticket to hell
Colton Martinez
>>the parents signed off on this
the grieving parents sat down with this man and said "oh, my Isabella always loved her tik-tok and porno-music :("
Lincoln Reyes
Jesus. If only border jumpers knew the hell they were bringing on themselves and their families by bringing them here, what this place will turn them into over time.
Noah Perez
Imagine being haunted the rest of your life for burying your child in one of these fucking abominations.