You're in the park and this guy bites your girlfriend's ass -- what do?

Chokehold them. A naked chokehold is illegal in most martial sports. But not in real life.

No, what do you mean?

I don't think this dysgenic abomination can even reach my hypothetical gf ass.

My aunt gor attacked by a pit bull last year. It messed her left arm up pretty good but it should have gone after her right arm because she shot it dead in front of its owner... the police were pissed but in the end couldn't do anything.

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Get new girlfriend

turn that little fuck into short ribs and dog chops
>t. dog eating gook barbarian

Fuck it to death.

I'm a Male Canadian.

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because it happend only in your head

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I'd laugh.

I once was running at a track and turned around to see one of these guys charging at me at full stride. I had no choice to turn around, square up and ready myself to throw a kick. As some as he got within a few feet he just stopped and looked at me. After I felt like he wasn't a threat, I continue my run and he just started following me around the track. I gave him the name Mr Petey, he was a sweet dog.

How can you be sure than dreams ain't real?

Break up with her as I know I can't compete with the KNOT

Cut it in half with my sword

Ban pitbulls

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Shitbulls should be genocided.

Polchuds are so scared of pitbulls its pathological at this point.