Hey

WAGIE-SAN.
sore wo kirei ni shi nasaiiiiii, Onigaiiiii.

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He is going to be a very sad man soon.

Let's be honest here. It takes a certain kind of self motivated and responsible employee to effectively work from home at the same level of performance they would be working at in the office. My gf works from home and her team does a pretty good job remotely, with the exception of one useless mid manager who should have been shit canned years ago anyway.
There are other teams at her company who do not work well from home, and those people will be the first ones on the list to return to the office. Because my gf's team has worked effectively, they may possibly get to work remotely indefinitely.
I think Elon is right. He wants everyone at Tesla to show up for the team. He wants his employees engaged in their work and engaged with their coworkers.
I was not in favor of my kid and other people's kid's doing remote schooling because it just isn't good enough. The same logic can be applied to the work place.
I don't want to here any reeeeeing from the NEET gallery, you faggots don't have jobs anyway.

i have no sympathy for them. if i had their job i'd live like a poorfaggot, hoard all the saved paychecks, and retire after 5 years. there are guys who work as overpaid SWEs for 5+ years and are still paycheck to paycheck like basketball niggers because they waste it all like nuveau-riche idiots.

I only got one life
Sorry emerald inheritance baldy

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How's that one life of sifting through other people's trash for $0.05 soda cans working out for you?

you should mail your old manager a bag filled with your diarrhea

You just don't understand
I HAVE to buy 3 new cars
I HAVE to buy the mcmansion
I HAVE to vacation every year
I HAVE to buy 20 streaming subscriptions

Too long didn't read, let me guess leftist screeching

I HAVE to coooooooooooooom

>sells cars
>wants people to commute
Pottery

BUT MR. SHECKELSTIEN I CAN'T AFFORD FOR MY WIFE TO TRAVEL WHILE HER SON GOES WITH ME TO DISNEY STAR WARS LAND!!!
I hate people who waste money on retarded shit almost as much as I hate NEETS who game the system.

>Tesla will create meaningful products
Exept they just give promises and dont deliver the products they promise

Your fake make work jobs are going away.
Cubicle jobs are almost all make-work bullshit.
If you could 'wfh' due to any circumstance, you do not have a real job. You have fake make-work. And you know it.

>It takes a certain kind of self motivated and responsible employee to effectively work from home at the same level of performance they would be working at in the office
Not particularly. I'm finished with work far quicker when I WFH, because I don't have to deal with the BS of appearing busy while being a butt in a seat at the office.

This is a little different. His factory workers can not work from home so why are their managers working from home? This is because this is a factory job, m8.

Actually it was the opposite. It was right wing boomer screeching. Bootstraps kiddo. Bootstraps and a handshake.

>checked
What do you mean you don't want to live in the factory where you work?!?

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So how is Elon going to spend 40 hours a week minimum at Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter?

Let's be honest, you just go to the office to suck your boss's dick.

You have a point and also office jobs come with a handfull of useless and pointless meetings throughout the week. I still think I'm mostly right though.

>the more apparent the bullshit that is your fake job busywork appears,
If you subtracted zoom meeting these people probably put in 3hrs a day of work on a good day.

Welfare is relative
Baldness is forever

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>You have fake make-work. And you know it.
They still pay me - that's all that matters.

>Relies on tax credits
>great new product
He should not have escaped the boer genocide

>Basically I'm just not gonna work (in an office)
Good, because I will.

and soon enough your so-called "real jobs" i.e. low skilled manual labor, will be done remotely as well.

Tpbp

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>ackshually manufacture.
kek.

more like 1 or 2 hours for me (i quitted though). that's including meeting.

vacations are legit though. then again my vacations are dirt cheap because i know what a hostel is and am willing to take redeyes. if you look at people who complain about their money, 95% of them have just fine income, even appallingly great income, and blow it every which way on brain-wringingly asinine things like the good little consooomer whores that kikes want us all to be. even more hilarious is when one realizes he's overextended and tries to "save money" by stiffing his friends or insisting that he has to bring his own food to a restaurant for a social outing, but still retains almost all of his other wasteful habits, like paying $10 for a head of lettuce at whole foods because it's "better" than the lettuce at the normal store, and taking his laundry to a wash-and-fold instead of washing it himself because "it's uhhh cheaper that way" which he can't seem to elaborate on.

not even joking i knew a guy who did that. retarded SWE who bumbled into the job with no qualifications by nepotism, pissed it all away, now he's fat 35 and single and takes antidepressants. his back is also fucked from crappy work posture. he's a twat so dont feel bad for him. luckily enough he also took all the jabs so his suffering shall soon end.

SEETHING TRANNY. I think this is awesome. I think it would be even awesomer if he made 60 hour minimum work week so that all the limp wristed fags that work there can pay back the hours they stole during wfh

My vacation is chilling innawoods for a few days

I’m in uni for accounting, how hard is the accounting job and can I wfh?

kek, I have worked from home for the last 15 years.
The software I currently work on handles over 300 million orders for bulk carriers a year. I think it's not fake or bullshit.
KYS

Me neither, I'm content making much less money to avoid """office culture""".
The difference is I don't cry and kvetch about the people who pay me deciding I should show up or how I should behave, because I'm not a socialist kike. Tell me what a bootlicker I am for not demanding that the people who pay me serve me, go on.
kek based
this one sounds like cope to me though, codefags get more important as things fall to shit in the modern world, and their work tends to be more real and valuable than most people even in manual labor
I couldn't hack it corporate coding, it was just too boring and I hated the long lectures of those stackoverflow kikes when you're just looking to learn something new, but there's no reason for you to expose your envy by seething like this
the conservative ones generally do, yeah
in fact, the smart ones, no one knows where the fuck their money is to begin with
>five years
You exaggerate unbelievably and don't understand inflation. Reminder that sustainable investment doesn't make you richer, just saves you from at least some of the relentless robbery of artificial inflation.
luckily I'm not a retard so I will never pay over $1000/month for rent and soon will never pay rent again
>how DARE you take profits after assuming risk for something the people you pay handsomely just punch in for reliable hours and pay and do light labor every week?
Fuck off communist retard

Actually I'm a supervisor at a factory and I do the grunt work with my employees because a lazy manager is a bad manager.

Dangerously based. Taking the extreme of the other end.

you think being a box-stuffer or mall security guard is a vital job to civilization.
you're a coping nigger who is jealous. your job doesn't matter just as much as mine doesn't matter. the entire economy is fake and gay. and for all your whining about how you work a "real job" you still get paid less than me and get fired just as quickly when your boss decides you cost more than you're worth. look at this retarded user, he derives his self esteem from wageslaving for kikes! but he does it in meatspace so he thinks that means anything!

nigger you is real damn dumb

I went from being indifferent about this guy to hating him purely for this. Any retard trying to drag me back to the shitty office can suck a cock.

Hey guys, I know I am seeing a lot of back-and-forth on this topic, but I really need to push back and raise some red flags here. Having an on-site office presence foundational to our ability to drive efficiencies in a corporate landscape. It is in our DNA. Sure, there is no 'one size fits all' or silver bullet and some are just boilerplate solutions, leveraged to the hilt and really only keeping us at a 30,000-foot-view of things. Being on-site, however, really allow us to get better granularity, find better directional-indicators, or loop back and dive deep into some critical issues on a go-forward basis.

I think if you all start spending more time in the office gain, you'll find yourself trending toward the positive, but you'll have to keep an eye on the puck. Gut through it, reduce thrash, and let's stay in lock-step on this. Yes, we will synergize!

What's the root cause of the hatred of Corporate office spaces? I'll put my layman's hat on and guess that it comes from movies such as Office Space and Dilbert cartoons. But we all know that these are fictional spaces, and real office spaces allow us to touch base in a much more efficient manner.

I have to time-box this comment, as I have a hard-stop in a moment when I will have to jump onto a call. So, just one more point that I want to cover-off on: let's socialize the idea of having more office presence and loop back to see whether we're being more impactful. From a management standpoint, I think that we can get the traction to do it.

So, net/net, ignore the naysayers, sidebar the folks that are stuck in the weeds, and don't waste cycles or bandwidth on folks that don't align strongly with this mission. Try it out, and we'll have another touch point in a little while to see if we've moved the needle. Remember, our north star hasn't changed. We're still championing our core values remotely and we will only do it better in person.

If you need me, I will be online again in a bit.

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Elon might as well be a fed with his iPhone Surveillance vehicle

Being a kike leech is not in fact relative.

the company you work for will have to reorganize or go down the shitter. Musk is right, you can't phone in quality.

I'm never going to not work from home ever again. Job wants me to come in, they can get fucked. One of the only positives to come out of this bullshit pandemic.

I’m never going back to an office to write software it’s fucking retarded. What can get done development wise in an office that can’t done digitally? Nothing. We work with teams globally and their work also gets done. Get off your gay boomer nigger soap box and learn a job that you can do from home so you don’t look like a jealous faggot on the internet.

That must mean that before they were doing EVEN LESS because companies haven't reported significant loss in productivity since moving to wfh.

I don't mind working 40 hours a week in a system that is designed to adequately reward it. The problem is you'll likely work harder than the money you receive is worth, and you'll end up fighting with a dozen immigrants to bid for a house and end up being out-cashed by Blackrock or Vanguard or some shit. The entire system is fucked and I'm not going to be a slave, when society is fixed I'll start investing in it.

The odds that you do not, right now within arms reach, have a product that was produced by a company managed on one of my IT systems is barely above zero. IE the drawings and the comms and the code turns into for example a mold for a cell phone case, a spring in a hair clipper or an ingredient in your pet's food, a coating on a bolt on your lawn mower, a washer I mean fuck dude we're magicians out here. Me and my people literally LITERALLY BUILD your reality. If there are 200 people in this thread in the US maybe 5 don't have a product or part thereof that I couldn't produce an email about.
Playing numbers games for wall st kikes and HR whores hahahah dude you have no idea what we're about.
Oh and we're gonna kill you if you act up.
Just shut the fuck up irl. We ain't hearing any of your bullshit and will send men to kill you.

kek, i remember that story of the seething wageslave, someone got it?

youtube.com/watch?v=xHJrBdr6UNc

I hate you. So much.

Have fun getting your "real job" replaced by a robot, and us "fake make workers" keeping our job to help learn that robot how to do your work.

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