I am a very solitary and sedentary person. The greater part of my life has been lying down on a bed and I have no desire to change that.
Recently I got a wagie job because my grandparents will no longer let me freeload at their place (even though I do all the chores). I work at a convenience store and work 9-10 hour shifts.
I hate it. I hate working. I hate being around other people. I hate talking to other people, I hate looking at other people, I loathe it with every fiber of my being.
Please, NEETgods. This wagie slavie is desperately begging you for advice on how to get on neetbux. All the advice I receive is extremely vague and not possible under my circumstances. Please advise this lowly one!
Did working at a job like this blackpill you to? The amount of trash I've encountered in the past 3 days is mind boggling. I hope someone nukes this shithole.
Jack Bennett
have sex, go to the gym
Cooper Young
I am attracted to women naturally, but I have no desire to interact with another human, much less seek their companionship or engage in pleasures of the flesh. I do not want to go to the gym, I want to stay home all day and lie in bed. Niggers get welfare gibs easily, I want to know the secret! Cmon faggot, neets always like to talk about wagies taking the neetpill but you never give any details.
I am tired of posting my 100% fool proof guide to getting approved for Social Security/SSDI/SSI/NEETbux every fucking day and then none of you assholes share the information with our NEET Younglings.
If you want my guide which I personally used, developed and perfected then drop a burner email and I'll email it to you.
Or be a coward and don't, then when you end up like Walmart-kun you'll have no one but yourself to blame.
>neets always like to talk about wagies taking the neetpill but you never give any details. they're larping
Josiah Thompson
you get used to it
get some hobbies outside work, exercise and eat right
Tyler Baker
user cmon.. that isn't cool... please just copy and paste the advice. I have never seen a NEETgod actually tell anyone how to get neetbux, they only say they get inheritances. Pretty please~~~~~~ I'm starting to suspect that.. I can't, my body literally aches all over after standing up for 10 hours a day. It hurts, bro! I don't want to exercise, I don't want to eat right, I want to waste away in some unknown room cut off from human contact!
One user on /b said basically you start complaining to your doctor about being severely depressed, and have suicidal thoughts, get put in psychward get out, complain more, fake a suicide attempt, go back to psych ward. Apply for neetbux.
Don't you have the option of leaving the city and going into the wilderness where no man has set foot? If your NEET supply is over and you hate being a wage slave for the corporations, you could simply live on your own in the wilderness, correct? You would still have to do your own wilderness chores and gather your own resources for survival, but at least you would still be NEET and live on your own time.
No I've lived as a neet doing chores for my grandparents for a year. It's great. I literally love solitude and laying in bed all day. I'd do it for a million years given the chance. That sounds long and complicated. >bugs >parasites >wild animals >no survival skills >no money for tools and supplies >no shelter >get out of breathe doing any strenuous activity for more than 20 seconds Uhh
Jace Stewart
Nigger, I'm not the one begging for help, you are.
If you can't be bothered to make a burner email account then I won't bother sharing my wisdom with you.
This is a bit suspect user why cant you just share it here? I guess I can make one real quick.. give me a minute. And no, I will not click on any links, I'm not THAT retarded! Do you have fagcord instead? I'd rather just make a burner account on that tranny website than make an entire email
Carson Thomas
You've wasted my time instead of being bold since you have literally nothing to lose.
Living in fear isn't living.
Next time if we cross paths, do not fucking hesitate or spit in the face of my generosity.
Zachary Walker
I've been neeting pretty much my entire life, but I've registered as unemployed today, and I will be busting my ass to get a job and become a wage slave. Can't wait to slave away, I will get 2 jobs and I will work till I'm 70, to compensate for the amount of time i've been a parasite.
Christopher Morales
how did you neet? how did you get the neetbux? i understand your gungho attitude somewhat but you'll come to regret it real quick i'm starting to think you never had any advice to begin with.. but if you want to shoot me an email do it at [email protected]
learn to code and work remote. Starting salary should be like 60k and you can work your way up to 100k+ in a few years. More is possible but this is a reasonable expectation.
Jose Jones
I had a business with my friend for many years, which allowed me to pretty much devote all my time to my schizo hobby, but after the w..special operation started we lost everything, so I've been parasiting on my parents.
Aiden Torres
i've been a neet for the past year doing chores for my grandparents. i love it. i guess that's called uh.. what was that fancy, highfalutin word again.. AH! an opinion! i can't, i'm literally mentally retarded lmao damn man that fucking sucks.. if you don't mind me asking what was your schizo hobby?
Jordan King
Best books/resources on learning how to code?
Carson Harris
>bugs So? Afraid of a few bugs? in a survival setting, bugs are just free food when everything else fails (though I wouldn't eat bugs unless there's no other way). >parasites When your stomach gets used to eating like a real human, most parasite eggs will get destroyed before going to the intestines. The immune system will also become stronger to recognize the parasite and create cysts to isolate the eggs. Many people are infected by toxoplasmosis, but it stays dormant on them because the body forms cysts to protect itself from the parasite. When the immune system becomes weak, toxoplasmosis symptoms show up (schizo symptoms). >wild animals When it come down to it, humans are the most dangerous wild animal there is. It's safer out there in the wilderness than in the big cities surrounded by feral drug addicts and mentally ill humans. >no survival skills Level up, then. >no money for tools and supplies You don't need money in the wilderness. Make your own tools. Even a monkey can grab a stick and a rock and make basic use of it. I'm sure you can figure out how to do stuff, or your genes wouldn't have survived this far. >no shelter Even a broken tree branch, some twigs and leaves can be used as an improvised shelter. If you want mcmansions, then you're not really ready to live as a free man. It takes wage slave labor to build such types of houses. But a free man should be able to build a simple shelter. >get out of breathe doing any strenuous activity for more than 20 seconds Sound like a (You) problem, then. >Uhh No.
go eat bugs and sleep on twigs then faglord, lead by example
Sebastian Lee
It still is, basically health and diet. I tried every diet and every combination of anything I think. I spent so much money on all kinds of supplements, vitamins and obscure foods, also on traveling to eco villages, and trying to live there. I used to be grade A schizo in that regard, trying to avoid cell towers, and etc. Less so as of now.
