this is the third day since the jury got their hands on the case (Day 26 overall)
After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we're finally at the end Closing arguments have been given, cases have been rested and now the jury are making their deliberations
so now we have to wait until a verdict is given could be today, could be tomorrow it wasn't yesterday, that's for certain
WE'RE GETTING SOME WHISPERS NOW THAT A VERDICT MIGHT BE IN COULD BE GETTING IT AT 3PM local time
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
VERDICT IS IN: >YOU ARE GAY YOU ARE GAY >YOU ARE GAY YOU ARE GAY >YOU ARE GAY YOU ARE GAY >YOU ARE GAY YOU ARE GAY >YOU ARE GAY YOU ARE GAY >YOU ARE GAY YOU ARE GAY
Keep in mind that its extremely hard to prove defamation, temper your expectations. No matter what the verdict is, Depp got what he wanted, he showed the world what a crazy bitch Amber is. He's already won.
JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP JURY FUCKED UP >JURY FUCKED UP
WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY WHAT THE FUCK JURY >WHAT THE FUCK JURY
NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DANO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES MAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES NO DAMAGES
>I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? >I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? >I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? >I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? >I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART? I THOUGHT ASIANS WERE SMART?
Bentley Long
OH SHIT SOMEONE WON
Asher Bennett
If this is scripted, it's truly the greatest suspense writing in modern tv history
Owen Baker
Three fiddees
Carson Barnes
this homie gets it
Jace Young
I told you - 38 pages of jury instructions, no lie. Anyone could fuck that up.
Brayden Ortiz
This omg
Jonathan Hernandez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMEBODY LOST
Sebastian Reyes
The fact someone won means it's clear it's Depp. Heard wouldn't win her damages.
Samuel Roberts
JOHNNY WON HOLY MOTHERFUCK THE JUDGE JUST SPOILED IT
that's why you shouldn't watch it retard mass corporations trying to emulate what ordinary people are doing on youtube
Noah Watson
Welp someone got money
Ryder Butler
Kek, he fucking won
Gabriel Kelly
>2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING >2.5 MILLION WATCHING 2.5 MILLION WATCHING
>Why is Johnny not present? he was playing guitar in england last night
Jaxson Ortiz
I TOLD YOU AMERICANS ARE RETARDED
Michael Brown
DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON DEPP WON >DEPP WON
Hey faggot, feeling nervous yet? We know the jurors believe Johnny was defamed and now we know they're awarding one of them money. You're still here right?
>I told you - 38 pages of jury instructions, no lie. Anyone could fuck that up. That was pretty short for the complexity of the claim and counter claim.
Aiden Gutierrez
>in minecraft Uh stop showing your power level reteika
Lincoln Gray
Camille finally got what she wanted: to ruin my orgasm
Alexander Wilson
AN INCORRECTLY FILLED OUT FORM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
David Harris
How the fuck did they miss out the MONEY part?
Henry Campbell
TWO POINT FIVE MILLION VIEWERS ON STREAM HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED THE TURD IS FLUSHED > THE TURD IS FLUSHED
Logan Gray
ONE. DOLLAR.
Hudson Clark
DAMAGES MEANS SOMEBODY WAS RENDERED GUILTY >DAMAGES MEANS SOMEBODY WAS RENDERED GUILTY DAMAGES MEANS SOMEBODY WAS RENDERED GUILTY >DAMAGES MEANS SOMEBODY WAS RENDERED GUILTY DAMAGES MEANS SOMEBODY WAS RENDERED GUILTY >DAMAGES MEANS SOMEBODY WAS RENDERED GUILTY DAMAGES MEANS SOMEBODY WAS RENDERED GUILTY >DAMAGES MEANS SOMEBODY WAS RENDERED GUILTY
I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA >I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND HIS DIVORCE DRAMA
Liam Evans
Wait, they said maybe he didn't win and thats why they left it blank, calm down for now bros
Asher Roberts
1$ INCOMING
Caleb Baker
>Changs took the no damage shit literally Absolute fuck-ups.
>50+ million on the line >doesn't give a fuck how based can one man be?
Ryan Scott
He has nothing to gain and everything to lose from being in the court. He's not legally required to be there. The damages is the dollar amount someone receives.
Jacob Myers
She's already been damaged by this kek
Mason Flores
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
William Cook
>Jury found defamation >but didn't write down the damages because of a mistake in the instructions JOHNNY FUCKING WON, THE JUDGE SPOILED IT, THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS THE DEFAMATION FROM THE COUNTERCLAIM
THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE >THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE >THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE >THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE >THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE >THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE >THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE >THEY DIDNT FILL IT BECAUSE JOHNNY DIDNT WANT ANY COMPENSATION DAMAGE
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING >NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING >NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING >NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING >NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING >NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING >NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING >NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT CARING
Tyler Turner
ONE DOLLAR
David Adams
typical americans not filling out paperwork correctly. lmao
They probably thought they just didn't need to give an amount, but it has to be a cent at least
Ayden Garcia
its over
Aaron Adams
who? law & crime? bought viewership by promotion in the algorithms
Isaiah Rodriguez
DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN >DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN >DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN >DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN >DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN >DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN >DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN >DEPP WON 7M TO PAY THEM CHILDREN
Jayden Gutierrez
DEPPBROS WE'RE GOING HOME >DEPPBROS WE'RE GOING HOME DEPPBROS WE'RE GOING HOME >DEPPBROS WE'RE GOING HOME DEPPBROS WE'RE GOING HOME >DEPPBROS WE'RE GOING HOME DEPPBROS WE'RE GOING HOME >DEPPBROS WE'RE GOING HOME
Brandon Rodriguez
Americans CAN'T FUCKING READ EVEN WHEN LOCKED IN A ROOM AND FORCED.
Jeremiah Roberts
They'll return the form with: >whatever bankrupts the coke whore Heard will show true emotion for the first time in this trial. Everyone claps, and the clownfiesta ends.
Ethan Sullivan
THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? >THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? >THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? >THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? >THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? >THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? >THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? >THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD? >THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD?
>Another two days waiting for damages AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Christian Roberts
You didn't have to make it this hot.
Caleb Richardson
2.5 Mio BRAINS will now be FRIED with the GIGA MEME
Luke Scott
N
Michael Hughes
post screenshots in the next thread sir
Zachary Turner
they'll need a day for the dollar figure
Henry Jones
$1 to johnny is the best outcome 2bh
Ryan Brooks
Who wrote this cliffhanger? Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Juan Peterson
American culture is centered around jurors. They have holidays for jurors. They have striken hundreds of thousands of white men to seat jurors. They listen to juror podcasts. They elect a juror as their president. They dress and act like jurors. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from jurors. They post sassy memes about jurors. They watch court proceedings in worship of jurors. Their biggest events on Any Forums involve posting megathreads in honor of jurors listening to witnesses. They use juror slang like "made up my mind" and "the video speaks for itself". When you say "strike", they're not thinking of bowling. They think of the jury. Their cities are completely overrun with jurors. They are obsessed with ZOG show trials disproportionately decided by jurors and their news cycles filled with jurors. Their men sit around watching juror streams while their women sit around watching courtroom shows and fantasizing about juror dick. They worship jurors like Maddy Rivera and Laura Kriho and Cynthia Kelley while attacking the attorneys who actually built their cases before jurors took over. Their movies are filled with jurors and their bestsellers are topped by juror fiction. They send jurors to the Supreme Court and celebrate when the jurors win because those jurors are true red blooded american jurors. They watch proceedings to a point where "bike cuck" does not make them think of porn, but a juror instead. They will tell you how much they hate jurors and how the american justice system is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love jurors but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of juror loving jurors.
Dominic Foster
yes.
Nathan Gray
THREAD IS MOVING SO FUCKING FAST NO ONE WILL NOTICE ELAINE KNOWS SHE LOST
How to cope with the fact that if you ever find yourself in court for no wrongdoing of your own, your fate is determined by a bunch of nutbrained NPCs who can't complete forms properly (i.e. brain development less than that of a kindergartner)?
Cameron Evans
The jury is not made up of Asians, retards.
Adam Fisher
if amber loses I'm never coming back to Any Forums. I will start making cunny threads on Any Forums every day. and say nigger a lot.
But she said >when you find defamation for someone you must fill this out >so go fill this out Someone won. If they're so retarded as to forgot that maybe it's Amber. I'm going to piss myself either way now.
Adrian Bell
AMBER HEARD SHIT IN A BED AND IT ONLY COST HER A D$LLAR
Jose King
I will hate women until my last breath; that much is certain. And Depp will win
>sawambers psychologist didn't have to fill out the forms >one juror says that's a problem >says to submit verdict with a missing se toon >jurors told unacceptable >pikachu.jpg
Xavier Hall
hold on I'll bake it now
Caleb Thomas
In elementary school recess was like 15 minutes so somewhere around that long
Ethan Powell
Surely this group on competent people didn't forget to fill out the damages portion
