/jdt/ - THE VERDICT?!?! edition

this is the third day since the jury got their hands on the case
(Day 26 overall)

After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we're finally at the end
Closing arguments have been given, cases have been rested and now the jury are making their deliberations

so now we have to wait until a verdict is given
could be today, could be tomorrow
it wasn't yesterday, that's for certain

WE'RE GETTING SOME WHISPERS NOW THAT A VERDICT MIGHT BE IN
COULD BE GETTING IT AT 3PM local time

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=sThZ4TZ_Py4

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=Gj6d7ICvfX8

get comfy

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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SECOND

fourth son

RISE UP MY DOODLERS

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AMBERSISTERS WW@

Grab your cuppas bongs

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genuinely worried for her baby if she loses

I have a good feeling about this, Deppbros.

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Any Forums bros reporting in

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What is she listening to, /jdt/?

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>Depp not present for verdict
>no kino speech
Well that's disappointing

Nothing ever happens

DEPPGODS... IT'S TIME
MEN WILL WIN

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/f1/bros, I know you're here, show yourselves

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GIVE AMBER YOUR ENERGY BROS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Get your megapints ready bros. I want pictures.

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PSA: Roll/court waifu fags get the rope

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3PM can't come soon enough.

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it begins

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I just realised this might be the first time we actually see Amber cry

imagine being a Johnny Depp fan boy
>girls are mean
fucking incels

GIMI

JUST READ IT ALREADY I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER

IN HONOR OF JOHNNY I'M CRACKING OPEN A MONSTER AND POURING IT INTO A MEGA PINT

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Moving fast lads

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For me it's /turnleft/

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CHEW IT

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youtube.com/watch?v=gyyumxg6OEg

You're not supposed to open your present until Christmas morning, leaf!

HERE

PURE PINCHE CHECO PEREZ

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GOOOOOOOOOOO JOHNNY
JOHNNY
JOHNNY

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>ugh
I want this to be the last thing they say as I scalp them

TODAY IS TODAY

Its literally Narcissist Awareness Day lads kek

>already doxxing the jurors

reporting in to shit on LeKEK

bros less than an hour left and johnny isn't even there
what happens when amber wins?
any coping tips?

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bpd's of a feather stick together

Any Forums reporting in

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DEATH BY LETHAL INJECTION BTFO BTFO BTFO

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JOHNNY B. GOODE

>380516679
No (You) for you meanie

MY FUTURE WIFE IS IN JUNIOR HIGH