If you don't stop eating meat, the cows will fart us all to death!

>If you don't stop eating meat, the cows will fart us all to death!
Is such a thing even possible?

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It’s not

Look into the amount of CO2 that a container ship puts out it’s like 50 million cars

yummy beef
those are Chinese cargo ships so no one can talk about them

No. Agronomic engineer here. That is bullshit. Plants exale a lot of methane all the time when decomposing vegetal matter. A lot more than cows could ever fart. That is the jews from corporate labs and vegan lobby wanting to sell horrible lab food to average people and keeping meat for themselves.
Vegetarianism turns people weak.

Can we do anything with the Methane? We use every other part of a cow. What's Methane useful for? Also, someone needs to invent Methane filtering cow diapers.

Diesel Engines don't produce much Co2 at all, you you don't believe me put a diesel motor in a confined space with no fresh air and try to kill yourself.

Remember when all the eco lobbies in the world banned CFC because muh ozone layer? Anyone talking about ozone layers today? Why is it that these same people said there would have an ice age a hundred years ago yet seventy years later told we'd drown in rising sea levels because muh CO2 is melting the ice caps? Why is it that because the hot and cold cards are now spent, we must talk about "climate change", not "coming ice age", nor "greenhouse effect"?

Why is it that you must consume less red meat? Is it because the elites realized that with the average testosterone of the average European being half of what was considered clinically low testosterone a couple decades ago, they are so docile nothing grinds their gears into action? And is it because animal sourced protein is the best way to gain testosterone allied with physical activity? Why is veganism being pushed when its such an alien diet that even its direct opponent, keto diets, are less harmful to your body?

Whenever you ask these questions, also ask yourself, who benefits. Then everything is clearer.

There will come a time where governments will ban civilians from owning land and growing animals for livestock without all credentials and documents making it impossible for you to survive on your own. There will come a time where shooting a government drone seeking dissent will be considered a terrorist act with death penalty.There will come a time where the elites will become so drunk in power that they will have lobbies to pursue government ownership of your children, like the Chinese Government does. And any act of rebellion is to be treated as a punishment to all your family up to the sixth degree of relationship, meaning its not you, your wife nor your children getting locked up and tortured, its your cousins, your uncles/aunts and anyone who dared have a blood connection to you.

When that time comes, you'll remember that nothing of the sort was new. You saw it happen in other nations before. And you did not act when you had the opportunity to. And all people who watched this play right in front of their eyes will have to endure the worst times of human history to wait it all go away, much worse than the persecution of the Roman Empire to Christians, because the Emperor could only dream of having the power a big city mayor has today to wield agianst its citizens.

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you can make the whole planet vegetarian and that would still would generate less Co2 than reducing pets 10%.
Also Greenshouse effect violates thermodinamics

>Germans realize they can harness cow farts as an energy source
>BRAAP farms become reality in my lifetime
Truly the best timeline

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>turn on diesel engine
>shoot myself in the head immediately
Checkmate retard, should've been more careful with the fine print.

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The methane from cows comes from the organic matter they have eaten. That organic matter grew from capturing carbon from the atmosphere.

grass is eaten by cows, broken down by bacteria in stomache, bacteria produces methane
>oh my god guys, cows make methane!
grass is not eaten, dies on ground, bacteria breaks down grass and produces methane anyway

>be me
>drive deathtrap pickup from 1971
>no emissions control devices whatsoever
>12mpg highway, 8mpg city
>burns a quart of oil every 1000 miles
>live in a state with no inspections whatsoever
Not my problem.

There were literally millions of buffalo farting in America before we ever went there. If they didn't matter then, what makes you think cows suddenly matter now?

>getting BRAAAAAAPed to death
Literally imagine the smell

>10,000 miles
And they’re using this image to justify not eating meat????

If only it was Methane and not CO2 that caused global warming...

Methane is a gas, why is it being measured in pounds and not in volume like cubic feet?

Fucking scientists would probably measure it in "football feilds".

it's already a thing

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The methane from the cows comes from the grass they eat, which in turn extracts that CO2 from the atmosphere through photosynthesis. And guess what? The methane they produce breaks down into CO2 which is used to grow the next field of grass they will eat. The biosphere is net negative regarding the carbon cycle, you know how all that carbon got turned into oil in the first place?

And cows produce CO2 in the same way trees reduce CO2 - you haven't analyzed the full life cycle. Trees are net carbon neutral once they decay all that sequestered CO2 back into the atmosphere when their carbon polymers are digested by microbes.

I do t get these units; could you convert them into charter flights to Davos perhaps?
1 cow’s emissions over a year = x number of davos trips via charter flight.
Thanks user!

>Oy vey! Your 3 cows are peeing on the ground! You need to have all urine directed into one of the one approved venders for a septic system, don't forget to get an environmental impact report & permits first!

POO-POWER!

If they offer a cheaper alternative. Right now meat substitutes are overpriced bougie vegan shit. If the "inefficient" option is still the cheapest and best way to feed myself then I'm going to stick with it.

You do realize trees themselves are the leading cause of methane in any environment on the planet right?

If this is true then why didn’t we see huge spikes when there were 60 million buffaloes roaming the American planes? For reference there are only 30 million cows in America now and cows are much much smaller than a buffalo.

What about the hundreds of million horses producing methane before cars too?

It's like how these fuckers made gathering downed wood illiberal on a lot of the West coast. Saying it to reduce carbon emissions from people burning it. That carbon is going back into the cycle one way or another, either rotting or burning. Plus now all that down wood that has piled up is really adding to the intensities of the forest fires.

So you're saying the Cows will gas us to death

Sure