Remote work is cancer and asking for time theft. Glad someone is finally calling these leeches out.
Based Elon
Shit up loser
Fuck off Elon, fuck offices, fuck leaving the house, and especially, fuck traffic and company towns.
boo hoo, uma thurman
Fucking cunt piece of shit. Anyone that still fall for lĂȘ good billionaire which is aligned with WEF is a stupid fuck.
Oooonhhh daddy put a AI brain chip in me harder. Fuck me like you mean it
how does elon find the time to play elden ring when he works 100 hours a week
Holy based. I had to wake up at 4ish and commute to my job the whole "pandemic"
musk himself made sure that tesla in their resume means they actually can basically choose where they pretend to work, thanks anti-christ
He doesn't have a wife to deal with anymore
Alright, Elon is no longer based. Fuck HR and fuck commuting
Fuck up, cunt.
Stupid cunt will hopefully get eaten alive when shtf.
>>>/twitter/
Maybe Elon should hire those H1B1 pajeets.
>implying employers arent the leeches in the first place
fuck off shlomo
Jump off a cliff, boomer. I pray you are left rotting in some shitty elderly home to be beat up by angry nogs for the rest of your days when the kids you kicked out at 18 and into wage slavery isn't willing to pay for your 10 year vacation at the end of your life.
When I'm in the office I'm uncomfortable and constantly distracted by losers that float around other people's desks. The lunch is awful, the chairs uncomfortable, no privacy in the bathroom, and all of my meetings are virtual anyway. There's literally no reason to go the the office for my job. It's a waste of precious time and money. Working from home I can get a weeks worth of work done in a single day.
So no, fuck yourself Elon. The world is changing. Working in the office is akin to preferring a horse drawn wagon over a gas powered car. And this guy is supposedly a harbinger of the future.
Lol
Lmao
He is just a fucking liar.
if you only knew how comfy it could be... what if I told you... no you won't be able to handle this.
I too am jealous
I leech off my remote job as hard as I can and they will never find out. I work for a major financial institution doing nothing work for high pay. Fuck employers.
same goes for university. It doesn't make any sense why they don't record everything and let people choose to take 100% of the curriculum online unless they like to see people unnecessarily suffering
The people I find the most butthurt about remote work are those who want captive audiences for their boring ass meetings.
Instead of fixing the fact that what they have to say is not interesting or relevant to 90% of their audience they will drag everyone back into a physical office space so they can have eyes on them while they listen to themselves talk.
remote work is based you shekelstein simp
Look, unironic commies.
>NOOOOO I payed so much money for these office buildings. My real estate investments will tank if no one fills all these empty buildings
>office drone virgins stare at a screen for hrs pretending to work, go on "coffee breaks" with their friends. Kike bosses need them back in the office due to office rents and their commercial property portfolio
>WFH chads complete all work required in half the time and then have downtime to complete training, meditate, walk outside, and improve mental well-being