Pinocchio 2022

Its ugly.

This is what black privilege looks like in 2022.

This is the better Pinocchio movie released this year
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What the fuck do you think liberalism is? Destroy the old and wholesome and replace it with something corrupted and evil.

False. That shit if for faggy /r/eddit users such as yourself.

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I guess Disney is admitting that fairies are homosexual daemons

“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made” -Tolkien

idk but this is a very swell time to remind jews what the story of pinocchio is actually about... It is about jews, pinnochio is a jew and if only he could follow virtue and be a good person, he could be a real boy. The irony is completely lost on the jews

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that looks just as bad
rather just stick with the original

Jews need to destroy all the media derived from stories created before copyright law was a thing.

Nigger fatigue is hitting normies hard this year.

Sheeeeeeeeit mane! I heard u been a lyin ass wooden cracka boy senpai! Yo ass ain't never gonna be no real boy! Word.

Of course Tom hanks would be cast as the old man who lives alone and wants a little boy to diddle

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I'll watch this. I'd be interested to see how they handle the kidnapped children and selling of children into slavery on pleasure island.

You have to understand - 20 years of studio execs, studio shills, and brainless consoomer NPCs pushing virtue signaling, race-washing, expectation subverting, and blacklisting writers and talent with views or ideas that don't play well on social media has left the entire industry completely barren in terms of talent and creativity. Everybody who got sick of it fucked off and the only ones left are the talentless yes men feeding focus group scantrons into script generators. That's why I don't get upset about this shit anymore. I raged and fumed alongside everyone when Jungle Book came out and it took a shit on the entire moral of the story with the ending, but as more remakes came out I just started ignoring it. We like to convince ourselves it's some orchestrated attack on nostalgic and wholesome media of the past, but the reality is it's just a bunch of NPC suits and faggots sitting around going
>Hey, you got any ideas for a new movie?
>Nope
>No
>Nuh uh
>Shit, what else can we remake? Yeah, that'll work
>Yeah, and put some blacks in it. Kids on twitter are all about the blacks now, I think
>And gays
>Yeah throw some gays in too, it'll play well with the groups
>And don't forget to subvert expectations
>Sure, sure, alright that's a pretty productive hour, let's take a break here - Jimmy, get that written up and we'll look over it when we get back from lunch.

Seriously, try and list all the decent, original major releases in the last decade and I'll be amazed if you can hit ten. You can find the occasional diamond-in-the-rough floating around on some of the streaming networks or the few indie releases still coming out, but almost everything coming out of Hollywood right now is just the lowest of low efforts, and that trend is going to continue until it flies the whole industry into the fucking ground.

A century from now the 1940 version will still be a timeless classic and the 2022 version will be forgotten and buried in the ET cartridge landfill.

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