WHAT KIND OF VOODOO DOES THIS FAT, OLD MAN HAVE?

WHAT KIND OF VOODOO DOES THIS FAT, OLD MAN HAVE?

HE'S DUMPED WOMEN OVER 20 YEARS AGO AND THEY RUSH IN TO SUCK HIS DICK ON A GLOBAL SCALE. THE SUPER MODEL JUST TESTIFIED FOR HIM AND THEN WENT TO SEE HIM AT AN IMPROMPTU CONCERT (AND HE SUCKS AT THE GUITAR)

WINONA RYDER IS PRACTICALLY BEGGING TO TESTIFY FOR HIM. SO IS LORI ANNE ALLISON, SHERILYN FENN (WHO'S INSTAGRAM IS A SHRINE TO JOHNNY, IT'S FUCKING WEIRD), JENNIFER GREY THE JEW STILL ADMITS SHE LOVES HIM, EX WIFE VANESSA PARADIS SAYS SHE MISSES HIM ETC ETC.

HOW CAN THIS BE? THESE ARE PRIME A WOMEN IN THEIR DAY. SOME ARE STILL ATTRACTIVE BUT YET THEY ALL WANT JOHNNY BACK.

WTF?

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fat?
he's always been good-looking and a mysterious badboy which makes women's pussies flow like a river

high status, brings them attention. overwhelming media narrative in his favor. you are surprised?

WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT FAT BOY? HIS NAME HAS BEEN MUD FOR 6 YEARS. TOUCHING HIM NOW IS RISKY AS FUCK....YET THEY STILL BACK THE DUDE.

>badboy
he isn't a bad boy. just charismatic. never been a bad boy really.

>HAS BEEN MUD FOR 6 YEARS
bullshit. go talknto an actual femoidm they all love him.

YEAH. EVEN HIS FIGHTS ARE USUALLY HIM BEING ATTACKED BY DRUNKS.

HE'S JUST A DRUNK. NOT REALLY A BAD BOY, JUST A DRUGGIE.

if you believe all the people who came out to support him he's just a really kind and thoughtful guy (with a drug problem)
if you treat people well they'll want to return the favor

Made a deal with the devil, can hypnotize anyone that looks into his eyes and make them infatuated with him, that's why he told the bed shitter she'd never see his eyes again

Well I guess that'll do until we get a real /jdt/. So, how we doin' today boys? Are the jurors currently deliberating or still sleeping?

FEMOID? ALL MY KIDS, MY FRIENDS KIDS ETC ETC. THEY LOVE THIS GUY. THEY SAY THEY GREW UP ON HIS MOVIES (PIRATES, SCISSOR MAN).

HE'S A FUCKING RAPIST BUT THE LOVE HE GETS IS FUCKING INSANE.

>HOW CAN THIS BE?
Easy - I recognize his name easily while I barely even remembered the other ones (and di not know some of them at all).
They are trying to use this opportunity to leech a bit of his fame and become relevant again.

THIS, AS RETREADED AS IT SEEMS, IS THE MOST PLAUSIBLE. AFTER ALL HE DABBLES IN SATANISM AND IS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH THE MEMPHIS KILLERS.

that's true. pretty funny

>WINONA RYDER IS PRACTICALLY BEGGING TO TESTIFY FOR HIM. SO IS LORI ANNE ALLISON, SHERILYN FENN (WHO'S INSTAGRAM IS A SHRINE TO JOHNNY, IT'S FUCKING WEIRD), JENNIFER GREY THE JEW STILL ADMITS SHE LOVES HIM, EX WIFE VANESSA PARADIS SAYS SHE MISSES HIM ETC ETC.

huge list of lies

just did a google search and none of these are true

>pol in 2022
sage

OK...EXCEPT THE FACT THAT KATE MOSS IS HYPER PRIVATE AND WIONINA RYDER IS ON THE HOTTEST SERIES IN TV RIGHT NOW...BUT WHAT EVER...

The Ninth Gate

also why is he wearing safety pins what a tool

he's undeniably known as a badboy in the media/hollywood. drug addict, likes to party, trashed rooms etc.

REALLY?

I MEAN FUCKING KATE MOSS TESTIFIED....WINIONA BEGGED TO ..

BUT WHATEVER FAT FUCK...

HE HASN'T SEEN THIS LADY IN OVER 2 DECADES.

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>trashed rooms
Mad lad.

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what about this

he hangs out with a notorious Christian

Dunno OP, you tell me.

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im not saying he's a badass, but he always had the badboy image in the press.

It's possible that he's a nice guy. He never struck me as an attention whore. As I understand he fell into acting. From Kentucky and wanted to be a musician

He is white anyway. How could he possibly be bad?

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>As I understand he fell into acting.


YEAH SORT OF LIKE "I FELL" IN MY NIECES YOUNG PUSSY.

GTFO WITH THAT SHIT.

Yeah I know it's most likely bullshit, but I have to believe that there's a least a few actual people in Hollywood

maybe he is just a good guy

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>thinks bad boy means fighter
his persona, retard...

He has a 'benefactor' who will give you whatever your heart's desire, but...

Jeremiah 17:9
The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Mark 7
21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

Proverbs 21:4
An high look, and a proud heart, and the plowing of the wicked, is sin.

Isaiah 32:6
For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.

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