Aus/pol/ friendlyjordies edition

Hi guys, Jordies here. Legalising weed is a great idea, who doesn't like a toke, right?
You know what else is a great idea? Sending Penny Wong to negotiate on Australia's behalf. She's got the class and style to earn respect anywhere.
Also, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Shit bake cunt.
Not 1 drop of testosterone in that pic.
Some of those chicks give off more of a manly vibe than albo.
Most of them have probably bedded more chicks than him.

Fuck chinks

Kek ACA going after Andrews

imagine the smell

Motherfucker, you weren't supposed to inhale!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

the spice must flow

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australia is absolutely fucked now.

All those hags look like they haven't aged a day since the last election. Anal, on the other hand looks about fucking 70.

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It is wiccan deviousness
They have leeched from Albo for months now

kek

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Which one of those witches is gonna stab him in the back first?
I still think this is the rapists back door to becoming PM because he couldn't get elected in his own right. Albo won't see the end of his term and those witches will move shorten in faster then the red headed root rat did a faceplant.

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I'm sure it's a collective coven spanning the political spectrum, I noticed the disturbances during the Higgins/Tame shitfest
Men are to be subjugated thoroughly on their desired trajectory, this is the reason I never argue with Sunni Islam 2050

You guys, always sniping at each other.
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We need more positivity in here.

Someone should, man is teflon and I say that as a tankie.

>this is the reason I never argue with Sunni Islam 2050
I like your logic user.

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Albo is not even a socialist anyway. Just another neoliberal who’s been brainwashed by the kikes who control Australia. Big Corporate.

I would bury my face in those cheeks, user.

She is our Mummy now...

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No Australian party of note is socialist, i.e. anti-capitalist. Not even the Greens.

Penny (((wong)))
I have very little faith in her ability to tell China to fuck off. You know who would be better at negotiating with China? Peter Dutton. The last hope for Australia.
Support Dutton. Vote for Dutton.

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>Abbott
>Rolled by Turnbull
>Rolled by Homo
>Cursory roll related research undertaken by The Eggman on the Beat

Albo is good as gold. Mind, I don't think he will have the revenue.

Been trolling on /r9k all day feels good to not be in their shoes holy fuck

Greens are succdem now under bandt.

RETVRN TO TRADITION
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She isn't Han. She licks clit. They already hate her. But she could armwrestle those rice monkeys and win.

Love you, PenPen.

I'm so tired.

I’ll let Penny Wong peg me

What happens in such places.

I think legalising weed is a good idea. We don't have enough schizo anons.

I would let her belt me in the nuts with a nine iron while hurling abuse in Hakka dialect.

face like a ruptured testicle

Dutton is controlled by the kikes in America you fucking moron

Are you the fucking mummy Stacia brap poster user
?

It’s quite scary to imagine /auspol/ is one bad day away from sinking to /r9k levels but it’s just a bunch of uncontrollable hormone neets with nothing to do all day a real containment board

>Vote Dutton
Yes, if he manages to deliver on his promise to return the Liberal party to its roots.
A formidable task.

What exactly are you on about?

I have written a fanfic or two. But Plibersex is where I am at these days.

Not to mention his promise to support ordinary Australians.

Why is Penny so prominent lately? Isn't chalmers the treasurer. Where he at?

Yanni's Walkinshaw got nicked
rough as

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Dutton needs to go the way of populist economics, social conservatism. I am basically a lefty (for Australians) and a righty for people whose names I can't be bothered pronouncing properly. An anti teal if you will.

I didn’t need to see this post today but alas

It's interesting to work through each of these mopes and search yourself for their backgrounds to determine capability, competence, areas of so-called "expertise and experience" and apply it to their assigned positions. The article is absolutely vacuous and offers zero information beyond citing the year in which each began working in politics. What's more, the bulk of them have ZERO real-world/private sector experience.

These are career politicians and public servants, absolutely clueless about reality and the lot of actual citizens, yet here they are, as usual, calling the shots and prescribing "solutions" and acting as surrogate decision makers for all. To say I loathe politicians is an understatement and this gaggle of globalist sock-puppets and ideologically possessed tools are testament as to why. These people are perfectly qualified to continue driving this country into the ground and eroding the quality of life here in lockstep with the designs of their foreign handlers and their peers in other compromised western "democracies."

Voting is a fool's errand. There are no political solutions.

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Because Labor men can't wrassle but PenPen could fuck us up. I am not fit to lick her driveway.

>Dutton needs to go the way of populist economics, social conservatism
Agreed, depending on what you mean by "populist economics".
Health and education for all Australians without equity faggotry: good.
UAP retard-tier artificially low interest rates: bad.

Remember that being diktator means you control the aux cable.

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Yeah I don't mean full blown commo with a department of widgets and a royal commission into wasps dicks. But something approximating getting the boot off the face of workers would be nice. They trended school tie sodomitewards since Howard and call it conservatism.

I think its because he's a white guy. They're to be extinct in parliament soon. The female/diversity agenda has been kicked up a gear.

Wongs just won a penis measuring contest with squeezey by the looks of it.

about what?

>something approximating getting the boot off the face of workers would be nice
Indeed.

Is it OK to acknowledge everything in that video is correct, but also be entirely OK with the arrangement?
Is this just what happens when you get old?

Most of the white guys in the last lot had to hand in their badge when they were fucking rent boys in prayer rooms, m80.

>70m weapons to Ukraine
>50m for new Holololol memorials

The Liberal Party is very gay.

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Peter Dutton will not lead the Liberal party to any election victory.

If they are to stand any semblance of election success a new leader needs to be put forward or cultivated over the next 24 months, ideally the latter.

There are no exceptions to this.

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i love it when >we get a new Mummy

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Say something interesting cunts nobody gives a fuck out vassal state politics your country is irrelevant on the global stage

Yeah. Because even a gormless sponger like me accumulates some wisdom about what really matters... a beautiful sunset, a loving family, and a secret Fritzl style brapfarm under a modest house.

You cunts are fucking weird

about what? if it's not vaccine mandates, i could give less of a fuck

Would love for her to piss in my mouth.

Thank fuck.