RUSSIA THREATENS TO 'WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE WEST!'

>NUKE SHOWDOWN Russia threatens to wipe out the entire US with just four Satan II missiles in chilling warning over Ukraine

The lawmaker claimed that two of Russia's Sarmat 'Satan 2' missiles would destroy the entirety of America's east coast - before adding it would take just "two missiles for the west coast" as well.

"Four missiles and there'll be nothing left.

"They think the mushroom cloud will be taller than a high rise. That mushroom cloud will be visible from Mexico" said Zhuravlev.


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The midwest would be saved.

Ok dude

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Based.

'ate NATO

love me vatniks

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>muh satan twozzzzzzzz

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Would explain why the government sissyfied the whole army.

They can't do shit

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More toothless threats from a dying nation

bump

>mutt projection

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lmao y'all. /k/ analysts confirmed russian nukes don't even work. Bring it pussy ass bitch

Do it motherfucker! Do it, I beg you. 1 on London, one on WEF headquarters, one on California, and one on Toronto

>none on NY or DC
bruh

here's hoping

>monke makes vaguely threatening gestures with his nuclear banana again

Oh no!

Anyway, I was watching this new season of BCS and Lalo Salamanca is really stealing the show in this one...

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JOHN TITOR PREDICTED THIS

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And Peter Zion

are you guys taking the piss is everyone getting nuked suppose to be funny to you, this could realistically happen yknow humanity could end over shithole ukraine

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New York (the whole state. Wipe them out)
California (same here)
D.C.
Seattle

kek what a dumbass meme. The NATO side should be freaking out, committing suicide, letting their 5 year old cut their dick off, ruining their economies, allowing a black bull to fuck their 13 year old daughter, while destroying their country, culture, and people. China and Russia are the future. Take one week to look at western politicians, western news, western cities, and their economies.

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Putin would save the world if he wiped out California and New York /DC

However I have stuff in California so also dont want that to happen since I have lots of valuables there.

The world won't end because a few shitskin and jew filled metropoliae got razed you fucking idiot.

>this could realistically happen yknow humanity could end over shithole ukraine
I don't have any use for a globohomo future. I don't fear annihilation, everyone dies of something horrible anyway. It's just a matter of sooner or later.

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Can he please do it to berlin and NRW?

Please do.

NATO won't even hand over real, modern tanks because they are afraid of provocation. lol

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Actions > Words

Easy pal upstate is a great place. The adirondak park and its peoples are good folk. Your edgey nature has been noted

>take just four missiles
4 impacting missiles, will take more missiles than 4 to get 4 impacts.

Yeah but collectively the nation would be better off honestly man. Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices.

Please do. I just found hair on my pillow

I’d rather die than go bald

Now repeat those same frames like two dozen times lol

Welcome to the concept of mutually assured destruction. Atheist suicide bombers aren't much of a threat

russia keeps threatening with nukes because their army is pozzed