Just started my first business taking paternity tests for French men in foreign labs, since paternity tests are illegal for men here in France, (this is to protect women and kids from violence & family destruction) Anyways I was basically the middle man for the guys/dads and provided tests and drove them across the boarder to labs. I was using crypto payments for like 10% of clients, but combined it with my investment crypto! Someone gave police a tip and my house was raided and evidence was collected from me. They froze my bank account and are trying to track my crypto using a special crypto team. My lawyers aren’t helping me much. I need to know how I can keep them away from my crypto and have possibly deniability. The French crypto team investigating me is hardcore so I’m asking for Any Forums crypto privacy professionals for help. Thank you guys.
HELP:I Was Raided my Assets Were Frozen
Stop saying this. Awful.
There’s a way to bounce it around hundreds of wallets but I’m not telling you
I can send you some monero to help you get by for awhile brother.
No one provide assistance. They are gathering intel.
Do not help these glowies, do not spoon feed them SHIT
Glowie you want help? Yeah? You hire one of us, don't disavow us when we say wrongspeak, give us a pension. You make us you
Otherwise, fuck off, we are full
I don’t want to lose everything. Please help guys.
Pic rel is how I feel
State Dept talking point, the kind that is drawing Europe into war with Russia to create a new century of American exceptionalism
Do not help this faggot fucking groomer with SHIT, any of you
timestamp or gtfo
>not my problem
Post real flag.
STATE
MANDATED
KEKHOLDRY
Imagine having cuckoldry mandated by law.
fuck you frog stay in your shit hole
your people are the most liberal whites there are (vermont)
Cockass
this and go to Any Forums Any Forums is anti crypto.
You are more or less fucked. The most you can do is give away whatever assets to family if they are outside of France (only if otherwise you could get others into trouble), but this will be a total forfeit and not looking after your shit.
The main fuck up you made with your scheme is you never isolated your tendies/ assets beyond your most immediately traceable ownership. I suspect you also made other OPSEC failures which is why you have the crypto team on you like aids and why your lawyers aren't of much help (they know you are guilty and can only minimalise your sentence at most).
This, but if this is a glow it's extremely low effort.
There are guides easily searchable on how to obscure payments.
This shit is unconstitutional as fuck. If you don't have a constitution there you should kill everyone in government and write one
if you aren't in france why bother or why are you raided faggot?
>a special crypto team.
one very important question: should i...or should i not...do the needful?
There are, but there are no guides on how to undo the obfuscation. I coded a token a few years back, and any of you with similar knowledge, DO NOT HELP THIS FAGGOT FUCKING GROOMER. PERIOD, LET HIM EAT HIS OWN SHIT. Let Obama and Biden's H1B Indian hires help him figure it out
I was thinking about buying nfts because you can use them as Plausible deniability, NFTs are a multi-billion dollar business. Is this a good way to hide my gains?
Please guys I’m not a fed. I was just trying to help men not get cucked by whores.
>asking for Any Forums crypto privacy professionals for help.
Lmao
>paternity tests are illegal for men here in France
Good lord that country deserves to fall to the brown savages.
question: so you live in the EU and you are surprised that the unelected government took everything you own on a flimsy reason?