What second language should I learn?

I want to learn a second language, mostly to impress women.
I’m thinking German, Italian or French.
Spanish is not an option.

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>to impress women
Do it for yourself, not some thot

learn Sign Language. then you can talk to any deaf person from any country, because 80% of countries all use American Sign Language. Get deaf bitch. scream nigger all day long.

I’m want to rep for the Volk.

>impress women
>german

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Learn German to read Mein Kampf in German.

Spanish is best and easy to learn. It sets you up to learn other languages much faster.

Its also widely spoken and a better skillpoint investment

German is challenging but rewarding. Been studying it off and on for years but still feel like I suck at it. But it makes you smarter

>german
>impress women
kek

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>compulsively compares real life to a video game
Go back

Speak Vietnamese please.

>t. Paco

>a better skillpoint investment

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Lol no

Everything we do is to impress others which in turn benefits us
I speak baguettese and it's a very nice language

My only problem with French is that when I heard it spoken by a man in Canada it made me want to throw up.
Heard a woman speaking it and it turned me on though.
Idk

see

If you can't do anything for yourself you're in serious trouble.

Language skills will never be the deciding factor as to whether or not a woman will go out with you. Pointless endeavor if that’s what the goal is

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I saw it but I don’t understand why you’d want to speak French to a man.

Quebecois French is a retarded and butchered version of French so not the brightest example
I speak it I would know.

Taiwan

he's saying French charms men, and Italian charms women

Just learn French
It's the easiest language I've learned.
The only other one was Korean, so not too high a bar for easier language.

German

Don't listen to this guy fuck spanish. Learn hebrew.

נכון

>Learn hebrew.
Oh dear god no, OP will end up becoming a Heeb, don't give him ideas

Klingon

Learning hebrew doesn't mean you end up a heeb. ask Adolph Eichman

Isn't Quebecois french preserved 1700s french?

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Nothing romantic like whispering into a girl's ears
"STAUB SAUGA MEIN FLEISCH SCHATZE"
German ftw

learn italian hand gestures

I was thinking more for conversation, German is a pretty language.
I’m a quarter Italian, they’re genetic.

Japanese
Become a professional localizer
Infuriate weebs with intentionally mistranslated lines

If you want to impress women learn to speak Ebonics
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Gaelic. It's the nicest sounding language and makes you seem cultured.

Idk but I like when americans speak german. Probably the only foreign accent I don't hate.

3 langs known
Thinking German/Italian
I think I'll stick w/ German since I'll be living in Somaliya for Quite sometime, Then again my Grandma knows some Italian since she lived in The Coast/Capital (Only Occupied region by Italians)

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Asian languages: Japanese and Mandarin chinese
European languages: German and Dutch

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impress women?

lol, the refugees in european barely speak english and get girls. Learning another language to impress women is cucked

I doubt you know what half of them mean. Like what does it mean when they do this and rotate it back and forth?

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