/jdt/ - JURY WATCH webm edition

this is the second day of JURY WATCH
(Day 25 overall)

After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we're finally at the end
Closing arguments have been given, cases have been rested and now the jury are making their deliberations

so now we have to wait until a verdict is given
it could be today, could be tomorrow


Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=F6T5EAj1g_4

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=MAnhsDrIjSA

get comfy

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Other urls found in this thread:

streamable.com/qxl0bi
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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IT'S AMBOVER

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Camille is my wife

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when is it gonna end wobbie

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Any EU people?

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Nah, she's mine.

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Corporate cunt.
Future trials should not prioritize fake news faggots over independent streamers/observers.

Their reporting is malicious and biased.

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ONE MINUTE LEFT

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plenty
it's getting dark innit

stop talking ok city slicker

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*ahem*
*tips objection*
m'lady, you look... dashing today. Dare I say, a mega beauty? haha... may I interest you in some inside info on the Depp's case? Over a fine dinner of course.

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punished dui guy

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how is this not over already

Draw your face when you hear the verdict, bros

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Hey Zwickl-user, I got the beer.
It tastes good, thank you for the recommendation.

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Autist in the jury

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4:20pm Fairfax VA time I imagine they stop deliberating at 5:30 ?

Is johny nervous right now watching the stream aswell, or is he high on drugs?

base

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What the fuck are those retards doing? There is no free dinner. Hurry up and rule.

BITCHES AINT NOTHIN BUT TRICKS AND HOES

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Pig saves goat who's foot was stuck underwater at petting zoo. Simply amazing.

johnny's losing. he's in england doing concerts so i doubt he cares. why do you?

This trial is only about emotions and not about facts.
It only needs one emotional woman taking Amber's side to create a hung jury.

good morning sir

He's touring with Jeff Beck.

Qrd?

narcissistic doodler here

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Deliberations usually take this long innit

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This is how jury's work
You have 7-8 people or whatever sitting around a table
Foreman in control says 'OK let's go around, do we agree statement 1'
Most will just want to get out and be like "Yep, next" but there will be 2-3, usually women, who need to yap and yap about it

There's 36 questions they have to answer and let's say 3 of them are yappers who go on for 10m each
That's 36 x 3 x 10 that's 18 hours of deliberations just that person talking.

Fuck this it's not going anywhere today and i'mdead tired.
Goodnight bros and see you tomorrow

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if you had been paying attention you'd realize johnny uses music as an escape and performing at concerts is probably therapeutic for him. Needing a distraction =/= not caring

They have a number of Asians on the jury. One of them is bound to have blonde white girl fever and sided with Amber.

contributing

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Good night, fellow kang

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Pls no. I hope they're based woman haters.

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any good amber heard deepfakes?

Who was that boomer blonde woman sitting front row beside Elaine, Amber's mother?
She constantly pulled faces and was laughing the whole time surprised she wasn't kicked out

>I am here because my ex-husband sued me because of the OP-ed I wrote.
>(...) I wrote the OP-ed to stop him!
>[6 million counts of perjury]
>[one dozen freeloaders and conartist 'expert witnesses']
>[photoshopped pictures]
It can't possibly be so difficault to throw the fucking book at Heard. What the fuck is jury doing?

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>Femcel youtubers seething

>They have a number of Asians on the jury.

Checked, JIDF.

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Do you think they tagteamed Camille?

Supposedly a juror who hates Heard.

johnny right now fr fr

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different here, I think, because the woman would have their own internal motivation to stick it to AH; since being exposed faking abuse diminishes the real abuse out there

No, they had a hot bisexual threesome

no. he's been vindicated in the court of public opinion which is all that matters to him. he literally doesn't care about the verdict of this trial

Must be nice having such a small peepee you can jack off without anyone noticing

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I KNEW IT, HE HAS A HISTORY OF FLIPPING FRUIT BASKETS. PUT THIS MONSTER AWAY!!

STOP SHITTING IN THE STREET USE A TOILET

yes

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Anything new since the jury question about the headline?

Based

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I'm rooting for Johnny Depp.

No what I mean is the woman also agree with everybody else, but they have to talk for 10m each everytime anyway
That was my exp in jury duty, everyone agreed and was ready to go but the women had to all give a speech each count we deliberated on. Then all the women cried their faces off when we were ready to give verdict and we had to wait for them to stop to go out there which took more time

Vaxbrains arguing over semantics.
Letting the worksheet control their delegation

>EU
>people

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mfw

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streamable.com/qxl0bi
streamable.com/qxl0bi

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Such abuse.