this is the second day of JURY WATCH (Day 25 overall)
After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we're finally at the end Closing arguments have been given, cases have been rested and now the jury are making their deliberations
so now we have to wait until a verdict is given it could be today, could be tomorrow
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
*ahem* *tips objection* m'lady, you look... dashing today. Dare I say, a mega beauty? haha... may I interest you in some inside info on the Depp's case? Over a fine dinner of course.
This is how jury's work You have 7-8 people or whatever sitting around a table Foreman in control says 'OK let's go around, do we agree statement 1' Most will just want to get out and be like "Yep, next" but there will be 2-3, usually women, who need to yap and yap about it
There's 36 questions they have to answer and let's say 3 of them are yappers who go on for 10m each That's 36 x 3 x 10 that's 18 hours of deliberations just that person talking.
Mason Turner
Fuck this it's not going anywhere today and i'mdead tired. Goodnight bros and see you tomorrow
if you had been paying attention you'd realize johnny uses music as an escape and performing at concerts is probably therapeutic for him. Needing a distraction =/= not caring
Kayden Hughes
They have a number of Asians on the jury. One of them is bound to have blonde white girl fever and sided with Amber.
Who was that boomer blonde woman sitting front row beside Elaine, Amber's mother? She constantly pulled faces and was laughing the whole time surprised she wasn't kicked out
Nolan Campbell
>I am here because my ex-husband sued me because of the OP-ed I wrote. >(...) I wrote the OP-ed to stop him! >[6 million counts of perjury] >[one dozen freeloaders and conartist 'expert witnesses'] >[photoshopped pictures] It can't possibly be so difficault to throw the fucking book at Heard. What the fuck is jury doing?
different here, I think, because the woman would have their own internal motivation to stick it to AH; since being exposed faking abuse diminishes the real abuse out there
Carter Walker
No, they had a hot bisexual threesome
Christian Jones
no. he's been vindicated in the court of public opinion which is all that matters to him. he literally doesn't care about the verdict of this trial
Asher Price
Must be nice having such a small peepee you can jack off without anyone noticing
No what I mean is the woman also agree with everybody else, but they have to talk for 10m each everytime anyway That was my exp in jury duty, everyone agreed and was ready to go but the women had to all give a speech each count we deliberated on. Then all the women cried their faces off when we were ready to give verdict and we had to wait for them to stop to go out there which took more time
Landon Price
Vaxbrains arguing over semantics. Letting the worksheet control their delegation