/jdt/ - JURY WATCH skinwalkers edition

this is the second day of JURY WATCH
(Day 25 overall)

After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we're finally at the end
Closing arguments have been given, cases have been rested and now the jury are making their deliberations

so now we have to wait until a verdict is given
it could be today, could be tomorrow


Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=F6T5EAj1g_4

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=MAnhsDrIjSA

get comfy

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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where are my skinwalkerbros at?

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amber should be hospitalized
and for fucks sake someone protect her baby

>*hearsays in your path*

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well i got a few moves i can make Any Forums; might be a big help to you

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how are there so many threads. Nothing is happening.

It's all so tiring...

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO, skinwalkerbros, DID WE GET TOO COCKY!?!?!?

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digits for wife

THE SKINWALKERS YOUR HONOR! THAT ISN'T THE REAL OWNER OF THE HICKSVILLE TRAILER PALACE HE'S AN IMPOSTER PLANTED BY JOHNNY DEPP'S SHADOW CABAL!

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Roll.

>she has a right to talk about hearsay

she's so cute bros, i just want her to take our kids to soccer practice and give them some muffins for post exercise carb loading

>mfw the defense goes on about skinwalkers in my courtroom

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eggcel

Sometimes they wait for threads to reach 250 replies before nuking them. These troons are weird.

>your pass WILL be revoked
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>paid 60k
>gets blown out after 2 mins of cross examination

Waingro? More like WainBRO!

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I'm sorry, but did Johnny Depp already lose? Oh, that's right. The trial isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the 22nd day. Does not having the jurys favor on the 22nd day count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the trial is still on? The lawyers are still questioning right now and they have been the best lawyers in the US for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst group of lawyers in the US who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of tampering with evidence. But you know what? They still fucking suck. In Depps team are some of the best fucking lawyers in the US, they went 10-0 last year and would have won the Chauvin case as well. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Johnny wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Ambers team just nailed the cross, just like the Camille did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Depp topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's a good actor. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking actors on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

She does her job well, because I actually want to talk to her

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I still struggle to believe that she actually said that shit on the stand. Even people in the gallery were shaking their heads at the audacity of this bitch.

Reminder, the lawyers get informed about the verdict 1 hour ahead of everyone else so if you see them leaving or fucking around, they're nowhere near close.

No but tell me. He's supposed to be blind, right?

How many mr. Depp's neurons are alive?

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I'm cowboy, looking for anything heavy.

Redpill me on the skinwalkers maymay, I missed it

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Place your bets how fast Amber launches a lawsuit against her own lawyers if she loses

How much is the heads up time after the jury comes up with a verdict? I could be sleeping when it happens for all I know...

they were making a move fren, i had to get it on

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What happened who is that?

all verdicts get rounded to the next hour

I was under the impression neither them nor their clients are at the court. It would be quite pointless for them to waste their time there.

The timezones alone aren't really on your side user, I'm sorry.

God, she's so perfect bros

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Worst thing she said was she tendered evidence to her lawyers and 'has the pictures' but they won't produce them. That resulted in a 20m sidebar screaming at Elaine 'wtf is your client doing'

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>Chanley follows Rekieta on Twitter
It's over.

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Amber won the case. The sentence is out

>Owner of Hicksville Trailer Palace is NOT the real owner. He's an imposter!
>t. Elaine

Thus, skinwalker.

That moment she puts the glasses back on...

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this is something we all should take in mind maybe
if we get to the start of each hour and no verdict is announced, it's a matter of waiting to the next hour

if digit she breastfeed every user itt

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>an impostor, correct?
>yes.
>then... would you agree with me that... this is... sus?
I can't believe Dennison actually went with it...

When questioned about the Hicksville Trailer Palace owner's testimony, Amber claimed that he wasn't the real owner but someone planted by Johnny Depp and that the police officers were also plants because that's his "power".

She basically accused them of being Amogus Imposters live in front of the whole world.

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Corporate cunt.

i don't think rocket man will pay another lawsuit for her

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she's 42 years old. How does she do it?

Lol you skipped a couple steps

If amber wins how many incels will be created? Will men secretly record women whenever they interact?

>It would be quite pointless for them to waste their time there.
The jury literally just had a question where the judge needed to give them an answer and both parties needed to agree on the wording that she would hand back to the jury.

It will take an hour, apparently.

Have we win yet?

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>How does she do it?
No kids.

More will start using NDA's probably that's for sure

>Rekieta
What's this?

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im just so miserable today, can we have a britpol euthanasia edition

what was this jews problem?
Trying hard to be eccentric?

Does the day end at 5pm? So just over an hour?

It's quite some shit to go the "My lawyers sabotaged my case" route mid trial. I can't imagine how her legal team feels about her beyond praying to god it's over as soon as possible and they don't suffer too much reputation damage from this shit show of a trial.

>How much is the heads up time after the jury comes up with a verdict?
Verdict will be read at the top of the hour, with at least 60 minutes notice to all counsel. If the jury came back at 10:40 AM, the verdict would be read at noon.

One of the lawtube grifters. He made a Chanley joke about what happened to the other guy getting banned off the other channel.

I really hope the faggot that took this video gets caught and sent to prison
not because I care that he committted a felony but because I'm sick of watching this god damn trial and want it to be over

Every 'lawtube' style shill is claiming she's going to do this unless Elaine has written and signed statements from Amber about their strategy as it's clear Amber was deciding things, like the idiotic decision to keep the counter-suit when it was hopeless and have that guy Waldman testify 'she's a perjurer' a dozen times

Every day is a 5:30 day.

technically jury is allowed to go on as long as it wants they were just told judge doesn't serve dinner

not yet
this morning they said that verdict would be announced on the hour should it be announced today

I think he just doesn't like the american legal system
I really truly think they just hired the wrong guy

Share your life updates, how was you weekend, what are your plans for life once verdict is out?

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this is aubrey plaza

judge said jurors are allowed to stay late "within reason" but no free dinner will be served

He's on drugs.

it ended on friday at 5:20PM. they can go all night if they want, but the court will not cater. 8 hours of arguing is taxing

Can't they facilitate this electronically, do they really have to be present?

>If you truly are the owner of Hicksville Trailer Palace as you claim...
>Where is your MESH SHIRT?

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I've been drunk since Friday

The fuck is wrong with Virginia? They can't spring for some takeout for their jurors they've kept hostage for over a month?

>Can't they facilitate this electronically, do they really have to be present?
It has to be read into the record, and there must be an opportunity for objections and arguments.

I assume many men have been redpilled thanks to this.

Weekend was nice. Got wasted on Memorial Day, saw some fireworks, cooked a pot roast, went to the zoo and even smoked a little weed for the first time in a long time. Quite the weekend for me. How was yours fren?

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I went to see Top Gun. I haven't planned much more than that.

I finished elden ring last week and have been combing through all the optional bosses killing them in 2 hits
once this trial is over I have nothing left to do except maybe start NG+ or maybe hang myself in the garage
my life is very boring.

Not everything revolves around food, fatass.
Our taxes are high enough

Very bong of you, I hope you were at pub and not at home drinking all alone.

Were you the user that was gonna take your dad to go see it?

An ex gf recorded me during an argument - no physical disputes ever occurred between us. I said on camera a) it's illegal to do this in this state w/o my consent and b) narrated what I was doing, which was leaving b/c she was angry at me and I had done all I could to resolve the issue by talking.

Anyway, maybe she kept the vids to remind her I was a jerk, except I wasn't a jerk in those vids.

But yes, more women and men will record now.

What I still don't get is, what does he get out of this? Why didn't he just cut her off when he had the chance? He's a fool for letting her go public with all his messages threatening her. We all do messed up stuff in our relationships, but we're smart enough not to go public with it, like at our work place or what not. Normies, and especially the jury, are siding with her as expected as well. What a shit show.

Are you taking milk thistle for your liver, bongbro?

In what context? What about prenubs?

I'm cowboy!

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pls don't hang yourself

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I want to take my dad to the germany holosneed display
You're a lolcow

No I went alone. My parents despite being of the age that should have loved the original one don't care.

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As as sometimes historian, I can explain this... Older states have learned from younger states how not to let people take advantage. So they'll pay you for your service, but you're not dining out every day.

Best example is the Vatican... one time, the conclave met to pick a pope (expenses covered), and they all just hung out for years. Eventually they either threatened (or did) lock the doors, remove the roof of the hall they were in, and insist they weren't coming out until they had reached a decision.

ofc she wants to sue her but can she afford it? i guess not. like i said, i dont think elon will pay another lawsuit

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Oh, you're approaching me?

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cheap fucking bastards should at least get some jimmy johns delivered to the jurors for dinner, deliberating is hard work
but, I bet the judge cheaps out on lunch. Subway is probably the best they were ever offered

This pic makes me sad...I know it's supposed to be funny, but it's not

He gets to humiliate her. Destroy her in court. Make sure she never has a career again.
When the jury is out, the boot of a honda civic will be waiting for her

a fantastic new album came out by my favourite band
it's called Purest Hell by a guy called P.H.F.

I wanted to get some rest between court days but I couldn't
you know what a really good album comes out
you have to listen to it over and over again

nah dude
nah
I've been taking it all on my chin

wanted to get some NAC but that shit's really expensive now apparently

Do they have many movie theaters in French Antarctica?

how did your antarctica thread go?

You can try to beat them on lvl 1 with a new character. I beat Margitt, Godrick and Rennala, then I quit because it got too hard and boring

Just came across the pigeon the other day

>"squawk squawk" I heard coming from my window ledge
>"Hmmm, what might that be"
>ctrl+L - "Might be them" I thought
>Pulled the curtains open, "ARGHHHHH THE LIGHT" I gasped, foolish mistake, I calmed myself and made a quick mental note for next time I leave my desk
>"squawk, squawk" the pigeon said, almost condescendingly knowing I had just suffered a blow
>"Hmmm, pigeon why this place of all the other houses in this area" I asked?
>"squawk, squawk" the pigeon retained the same level of malice with each piece of ear piercing noise they made
>"Pigeon, there are many houses here. This roof is reserved for me, please go elsewhere"
>"Squawk, Squawk" the pigeons emotionless eyes even started to shift into almost human like territory.
>"He has figured me out" I thought. "Ok Pigeon, you may remain but please, no pooping" I begged.
>I pulled the curtain back into their original place
>sat on my computer chair and clicked
>Password "1234"
>Clicked on my /jdt/ tab
>Post a reply
>"Just came across the pigeon the other day"

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Yes he will, he cant get a normal pussy.
He is into scat and shit
No just no
Which one ? Kim Jong Schlong or Elona Musk?

nice one user

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>The territory is sometimes referred to as the French Southern Lands (French: Terres australes françaises) or the French Southern Territories,[8] usually to emphasize non-recognition of French sovereignty over Adélie Land as part of the Antarctic Treaty System.[6]

>The entire territory has no permanently settled inhabitants. Approximately 150 (in the winter) to 310 (in the summer) persons are usually present in the French Southern and Antarctic Lands at any time, but they are mainly made up of military personnel, officials, scientific researchers and support staff.[9]
Oh look, it's a cheating nigger.

Like if someone walks into your house you make them sign an NDA immediately before you hang out with them.
Daily.
24/7

You really had an eventful and comfy weekend.
I was mentally preparing for my new job I got for being terminally online, but today they changed marketing target so idk if I'm still on board. Somehow I have to bring new customers willing to invest in the platform. Work space is super comfy so I do hope I will be able to do something and keep the job.
Is it as good as everyone says or is it scintology propaganda?
My irl friends are obsessed with that game as well , enjoy what makes you happy fren.

HOW ARE THEY NOT DONE YET?

Can these fuckers hurry up with the verdict?

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cocaine is a hell of a drug

It's 36 questions and one of the jurors is a legit autist asian sperg.

I don’t think Apu pictures are meant to be funny, only awkward and a little endearing.

It wouldn't be read until 1700 EDT at this rate.

You
>imposter
you play too much games
Holyshit she is ugly "she"
Pants checked
>Account?

She won't pay for the lawsuit she'll just make up shit again, like Rottenborn raped her with a squid at the japanese restaurant they went for lunch or lie and say Elaine told her to do perjury on the stand.

Shut the fuck up about your food fetish, fat ass.
It's about basic sustenance not for their enjoyment.

Jury deliberations have hit 8 hours

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>roll
>sneed
>repeat