What advice do you have for an 18 year old?

Go to the fucking gym. Im 42. I started when I was 16. Take care of your body. Yu dont have to go straight edge , hell Ive been on druga, seroids and alcohol for the last 20 years. But do you know what?
Ive also eaten healthy, Ive been drinking my water and I have been going to the gym.
The difference between an average 42-year-old and me is that I can fuck their daughters and they cant climb a ladder!

Take care of your body!

I literally couldn't do this, I tried to go to CC for 1 year and it was so much like every intolerable aspect of highschool that I completely wrote off going to college forever. I live in Los Angeles though so ymmv

-You're parents are fucking retarded
-Stay away from student loans
-3 things you shouldn't skimp money on are:
Tips
Insurance
Hookers
-Always work more than 60 hrs a week inorder to have and not spend money
-Save money
-Marry virgin only

Don't do drugs. Don't buy shit that you don't need with money you don't have. Don't have kids until you're married

Get off this board.

Get in shape and become Chad.

Don't go to college/debt unless you have a plan.

The key to happiness is feeling useful. When you feel used or useless you won't feel happy.

The meaning of life is having neaningdul relationships, with others, with your hobbies, work and most if all yourself. These are things that hive your life meaning.

Look for the answers based in love, these are the right answers.

Don't try and change people. Who are you to try and change them? Change what you can, yourself. Ask yourself whenever there is an issue, what could I have done better. That's how you grow. Then you can lead by example, and peopke will want a part of what you have, and will change themselves.

Your paycheque should be split 60% living expenses, 20% investments, 20% on yourself.

Get a skill as soon as possible and get a decent job as soon as possible. Don't start a relationship with girls you fuck on the first night

don’t do drugs (habitually)
get a STEM degree
move to a medium sized majority white town
call your dad once a week
you’ll be fine

Read the Bible.. it says everything you need to know
don't fall for the girlfriend meme, the girls at your age are gonna be pump n go's when older cause they hoes and you might raise a baby that might not be yo's.

Money is not necessary, remember that when you don't have it.

Lift.

Remember that in these times anything backwards is appreciated as something toward.. so do the opposite of everyone else..

I really keep going on and on

The goal isnt to go to class. Its to give you time to fuck and come up with a better idea than college lol.
Take online classes even.
Thats what i would say to my 18 year old self

>The key to happiness is feeling useful
lmfao fucking tool, imagine if your psychology revolved around serving others

This guy sounds like he's less than 6 foot. Don't listen to him.

Sounds like inferiority complex talk

The key to happiness is feeling useful. When you feel used or useless you won't feel happy.

The meaning of life is having meaningful relationships, with others, with your hobbies, work and most of all yourself. These are things that give your life meaning.

Look for the answers based in love, these are the right answers.

Don't try and change people. Who are you to try and change them? Change what you can, yourself. Ask yourself whenever there is an issue, what could I have done better. That's how you grow. Then you can lead by example, and people will want a part of what you have, and will change themselves.

Your paycheque should be split 60% living expenses, 20% investments, 20% on yourself.

Without typos. I'm on my phone.

Also whatever everyone said about niggers.

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You will repeat the mistakes of the dumb niggerish kids all around you unless you pay attention. 90% of your hardship is your own fault and easy to avoid if you think about things for more than 2 seconds, and 99% of the rest is medical related.
Following some sort of serious training program is required for a healthy and full life. Physical training shouldn't dominate your life, but if you cant do something like run a sub 5 min mile, or deadlift 400 pounds, you aren't healthy, period, and your quality of life will suffer for it.
When youre young, you want to write poetry, but when you're old, you want to be rich like the monopoly man. If you arent already half-way decent at something, you are probably fucked unless you light a fire under your ass now.
Women are mostly parasitic. Having a gf won't enrich your life. Having good friends will though.

You don't have to serve others to be useful. You can be useful to yourself, in your own home by doing things.

Well, first come on user what caliber of advice do you expect from nu-pol? I doubt it'll be much different then reddit. But then again I am here too so I am not judging. Real talk? Get ready for things to get worse. Not in some generic acid boomer "life hard" take, but literally. Debt bubble about to burst, insane elite maddening, demographic winter coming, tech and genetic manipulations of all kinds perhaps spelling out the end of manking itself as we know it etc. Whatever you are doing or want to do in life, always have a plan to at least survive nearly post apocaliptic scenarios. Aside from this, just don't care that much about other's advice - think about how brainwashed the average person is. Pay attention to your human experience and don't be pressured into constantly doing something or being busy unless you care or really need it. So lastly, weird as it seems, just enjoy your stay here, for how much pain and misery there will be make the rest worth it. Godspeed fren.

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well this - dont do drugs.
Dont be a fucking faggot who is scared of his own subconcsious his whole life. Do the ducking drugs , survuive and adapt!
The heroes Journey is all, everything else is fake propaganda for plebs that would be cattle!

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This

Arm yourself
Don't go to college unless it's STEM
Keep your head down
While legally an adult you aren't gonna get your mental shit in order until closer to 25

Drop friends, cut ties with them the first time you think it should be.

Meditate daily. Do one of these guided meditation videos on YouTube.

Start lifting now and mog all your peers by the time you're 21. Don't get addicted to cigarettes, use alcohol responsibly, start saving, avoid debt. It's better to fall in love and marry than it is to fuck random thots.

It slaps, fr no cap bruh.

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Which skin color?

Kys

Forget sex, study hard and create the future you want.

Oh were do I begin....

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This

keep studying and get a good job. Since you are in america make sure to wear a bulletproof vest while you keep studying

Dont shoot up a school you fucking loser

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Learn Forex Trading, save enough capital to become a swing investor

Inner Circle Trader (YouTube)

You're Welcome

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Get a small group of good friends that you can rely on.
Get a job you enjoy but isn’t too taxing on you. Try making it pay well.
Live in a place you like and that’s safe. Try and have fun every once in a while. Always make sure your critical thinking is switched on and try being smart about everything. You’re on Any Forums so you’re halfway there, just use it right and it can benefit your life in several ways.
Never get addicted to anything

Buy a gun and as much ammo for it as you can. Get some rem oil and a good cleaning kit, too.

that took a fast turn

Put the fucking phone down.

>wear a bulletproof vest while you keep studying
Yeah no have a side piece on you at all fucking time in case shit gets uppity.

Do not listen to the advice of failures.
Discard anything you've learned from social media.
You are stupid. Deal with it. Work around the fact that when push comes to shove, you'll make a dumb decision.

Most importantly suckle on the teat of the anti-establishment millenials, put gen X against the wall, put gen Y into obscurity where they belong and celebrate every baby boomer's demise.

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If white, figure out a way to move to Europe. If not white, I don't care enough to give even a small bit of advice.

Open an IRA tomorrow. Max it out every year between now and when you turn 30. Invest 60% S&P500 Index, 30% World Market Index, 10% Bond index. Never touch it until retirement. It will likely be worth over 1 million by then. Congratulations. You're now ahead of 90% of Americans and 100% of the fucking morons your age.

Read classics.
Learn about Greek philosophers, Roman history, post-Roman Christendom. Read about your ancestry, the heritage of your subgroup. Learn the cultural norms of your bloodline and embrace them as traditionally and morally as possible.

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Beat up your friends for being puasyfaggots.

>steroids
Yea you sound like a roid head, dumb and crazy and arrogant.

>Open an IRA

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When you start work, do not accept anything less than full health benefits with a low annual deductible ($1000 or less), PPO with all the major hospitals in your area in-network. Run, don’t walk away if all they offer is an HMO. Be skeptical if they offer lots of fluff benefits like HSA matching, “wellness programs” or anything else that isn’t tangible. Your employer floats the cost of your healthcare, end of.

this is actually pretty good

>your parents are just people, you could be smarter or dumber than them
>do not go to college under any circumstances unless you need a network/community of people to work with after you graduate (education is a joke)
>work out and invest in a good mattress
>marry a trad wife

Individual Retirement Account. But I like it, Juan.

Do steroids, buy guns, work on aim, buy motorcycle, do strong pre-workouts.

Become dangerous and ungovernable

become an hero while you still can

just do it
it sounds so dumb, but there's all there is to it
also - your body has much more in it than you realize. But this can't be conveyed by words, you have to experience it by not allowing yourself quitting. It just plays tricks on you, to stop you from doing whatever uncomfortable thing you're doing. For example, after walking 10km you feel like you couldn't take a step more, in actuality you have another 90km in your tank, if your life depended on it. Some people learn to tap into those reserves and it's a good skill

I am moving there and have questions on these things. Can you help?

Grow a pair

arguably the worst advice i've ever seen on Any Forums. go back to Any Forums faggot

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and why would he take advice on sex from fucking virgin?

kill yourself

Get the fuck off of Any Forums while you still can.

Stay off tiktok . It's designed to destroy your mind.

Listen very carefully. If you don't want to end up a loser you need to wake the fuck up and start making as much money as you possibly can right fucking now. Idc how you do it, but you can figure something out. Being a wage slave SUCKS and literally kills your soul and rapes your inner child to death. With enough money you can escape this fate. So figure it out right the fuck now and don't ever look back. Once you've got some moolah saved up start taking psychedelics drugs and reading philosophy and occult books and start an army of succubi decked out in the hottest fashion.

Poorfag detected.

buy guns

Dont eat bugs. Dont sleep in the pod. Dont take estrogen. Dont chop you dick off. Dont trust (((them)))

Always believe the opposite of what Any Forums says.

is this why all scandinavians welcome africans fucking them in the ass? because of their psychedelic experience? so tolerant

Have sex [spoiler]with younger girls[/spoiler]

oh I do magic mushrooms from time to time as well. I can buy them on the internet here in monkeland though, meaning I wouldnt trust the safety of my mind to literal drug dealers but thats just me.

Work on yourself and your career for the next 12+ years. Get lots of social experience. When you're ready to find a wife, look for a foreigner from a developing country. You'll always get a hotter girl. If you spent the last 12 years wisely, you'll be able to weed out those with disingenuous intentions.

Wash your ballsack it get's very sweaty and the stench can be unbearable.

Best shitpost this month by far

Kys yourself asap

Wow a whole million dollars when by the time he's that age it'll cost half that to buy a fuckin McChicken. For me it's the McChicken btw.

>When you're ready to find a wife, look for a foreigner from a developing country
White boy summer indeed.