this is the second day of JURY WATCH
(Day 25 overall)
After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we're finally at the end
Closing arguments have been given, cases have been rested and now the jury are making their deliberations
so now we have to wait until a verdict is given
it could be today, could be tomorrow
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
get comfy
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SHIT ON THE BED
OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
prolly gonna post this in every OP today just cuz it's easy
kek
SHIT ON THE BED INDEED
WUBBA LUBBA DUBBA
1st for everyone is an amogus imposter skinwalker planted by Johnny Depp's Shadow Cabal.
I just got called up for Jury duty a couple days ago idk what do
I cannot believe I missed this one
>the 50 year old white woman is holding up the verdict
why are wh*te women like this bros?
I'm just a narcissistic doodler that chews on candy. I am not a skinwalker.
Amber will abuse Whitney hard if she loses the case...
this senortia is 38 years old jesus christ....whitebros forgive me....
it's a free lunch
Might have a poo
even whitney looks sort of attractive there. The wall was EF5 category in their case
Is there a way to be alerted if they do decide today? I have shit to do.
>reposting
Mega puzzle #5
Scenic sunrise jiggy
>No preview
>555 pieces
jigex.com
>picrel previous mega puzzle
Go to the place they tell you to on the day they tell you to (should have come with a number to call to see if you even have to go, call it) then just follow the instructions when you get there.
If you don't want to do jury duty, just tell them that you are an advocate for jury nullification and both lawyers will tell you to leave.
Should've kept them in the trailer park
*grumpy
Red eyeshadow with black eyeliner is a killer combo.
>SHIT ON THE BED
It's my shit on the bed! My shit on the bed, babe
It's shit on the bed! Ooh, my shit on the bed, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Yeah)
And I got just the one
Somethin' to show ya that you are number 2 to none
Say you're a student
Damn, Whitney looks 100x better here than she currently does. What happened?
It's obvious this is what's happening. I'm 100% sure that there's one Juror that is Pro-Turd and is holding everything up.
However, The fact it's taking so long means Rottonborn "threats" didn't work, so there's that.
50 year old white women are Depp's core fan base.
You are at the bar with your waifu, and this guy slaps both of your asses. What do you do?
it's not happening today sisters
CHECKED
it shouldnt have even taken this long bros. im worried
SHE DEFECATED ON A BEDSHEET
If we put all the gens into one cancerous gen it wouldn't be that much different.
I TURNED MYSELF INTO SPIEGEL, MORTY! I'M SPIEGEL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
coke
Say Thank you for your Service and give her a hug
If Johnny wins, I'm going to treat myself to a nice 1 hour ass worship session at my local dominatrix
this is not politics
sustain it
complain to the jannies because we agree but were forced to come here from Any Forums
THIS IS CIRCUS FOR THE MASSES. TO KEEP YOU ALL BUSY TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITARDS. TAKE TO THE STREETS AND DEMAND GHISLAINE MAXWELL TRIAL TO BE TELEVISED! ANYONE WATCHING THIS SHIT IS PART OF THE PROBLEM.
they have 100% had sex together
Just another brick in the wall...
This trial is a meme factory.
got married and had kids, also those are like 8 years old
we would be watching that if we could.
yes it is. metoo, male female relations, and the tranny jannies over in Any Forums delete all the threads
Imagine calling yourself an actress and then not being able to shed a single tear when your life depends on it.
You are literally shitposting on this website too. You aren't helping anyone, hypocrite.
Redpill me on dominatrix arse worshipping sessions
No one fucking cares
I just imagine they have to give the impression they're doing their job, at the very least. So that's going though all the evidence and all their notes. Its seemed that the jury were taking it pretty seriously when the closing rules were dictated to them, from the gallery.
This trial is the death knull of #metoo, you WILL shut your mouth and watch the highlights
We need a board for celebrity garbage.
>all this drama for basic california bitches
these women are just melatonin for me at this point holy shit.
Dang it I hate being the problem.
MORTY, M-ORTY YOU LITTLE SHIT WE GOTTA WE GOTTA *BURP* TESTIFY AGAINST JOHNNY DEPP MORTY! I TOLD DISNEY I COULD MAKE THOSE MILLION ALPACAS FOR THEM IF HE WON BUT IT WAS JUST LIP SERVICE MORTY I WAS TALKING OUT MY ASS MORTY Y-Y-YOU CAN'T CLONE A MILLION FUCKING ALPACAS MORTY WE'RE GONNA BE IN DEEP SHIT, REAL DEEP SHIT LIKE AMBER HEARD'S BED SHIT IF HE WINS MORTY
The decision having to be unanimous is fucking retarded. The obvious conclusion not being reached because one spastic refuses to see reality is the furthest thing from fair.
How about just a legal board? All trials can be posted there and people can just discuss legal shit?
Whitney almost looks like Always Sunny's Dee here.
did anyone clip the moment where amber's lawyer is reading out and she literally looks at the fucking camera and tries to force a fake tear out
it kind of is tho
if you would allow me a moment of your time
this case comes as a result of the #metoo phenomenon
which caused a lot of monetary damage from lost income to a lot of prominent people
it may not seem at first glance like it's political but it is in face inherently political
and the verdict of this case is going to mean a lot to all of us, man and woman
if this the highwater mark where #metoo broke and rolled back?
maybe not but it's worth watching for that reason
you incels realize because the jury has taken so long it means some people are on #teamheard, which means johnny is going to lose HAHAHAHAHA
>No one fucking cares
Yeah, that's my fucking point. The kikes won. And it was fucking easy.
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Not so political either user.
hahahaha that's funny
that's actually funny
I'm all for it
as are like half the threads on this board, mong
God damn it.
Is that Kristen Stewart?
Nice
Clever
Any Forums is the politics board, which relates to the discussion of anything government. Part of the government is law, most political arguments are about what should and shouldn't be law. Making a board for law would be redundant.
