What would you change if you were 20 years old again?

hop on estrogen asap, get the sluttiest clothes and suck every single dick that i can get. to completion.

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I wouldn't sell 75 bitcoins in 2012 for $5 apiece because I needed money.

mine bitcoins when it started

I'm 20 years old. What do I do?

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I would have married the chubby Jewish girl and used her family connections to get that job in radio
I would've converted her to christianity

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pretty much everything...except for my cats.

See what everyone says they would have done and do it

This, I'm also German.

Don't waste your time like I did.

He won't do shit.

What trade?

I’m 20 too :)

You forgot to call him a faggot

Id go have my emo ex blow me

I think he means market trading stocks crypto and stuff

Nothing. If we’re going by time machine rules, I’d just try to hang out. Maybe time machine bet memes so I can talk care of my family financially, but if the time police step in, then it’s just party time.

you need hindsight first to realize how badly you are fucking up now.

Actually buy the depression dip, I never did it back then

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buy bitcoin
no credit cards
take school seriously or join the military for 4 years
keep skateboarding
dont smoke weed/drink alcohol

I would never touch mdpv

NOTHING AT ALL.
Life and the world are turning out just as they were supposed to.

Every games I replay. I always make the same choice. Just with better efficiency and knowledge. I don't see any difference in life.

Don't drink alcohol and take the existence of "aliens"/the "UFO" phenomenon very seriously

Work your ass off, save money, buy real estate.
There will always be more people, but there will never be more land..
Get into real estate!
Pay me by paying the most retarded guy you meet in 20 years, when you are rich.

I've already done enough to consider things done user. I relish in knowing for a fact I'm definitely superior to you. Unfortunate you think that everyone else is as pathetic as you. I'm assuming you're older than me, too. Why don't you kill yourself, since you don't do anything?

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Its funny if we were young again without foresight we would just keep doing the same thing we did before. It's because you can't change fate.

Checked. No drugs, find Christ, invest in bitcoin.

I would tell my younger self to not get cancer.

A lot of things

EVERYTHING

I would've settled down with a cute trap gf.

Its never too late, I offer you my dick as well

Nothing. It is too late. Anyone who says otherwise is delusional or already bunking with the elite.

You're literally right. I thankfully got my slice of promised white privilege and will be inheriting a large 60 acre estate in New York. I'm going to have to learn those skills because I'm honestly not prepared

Spent less time chasing tail and more time with my bros.

Wouldn't have sold my BTC at 2300$

It's not too late

you don't have to be 20 to do that

way to get defensive lmao
have a good life, user

If I'm returned to 2011, buy bitcoin then sell high. If I revert to 20 in the current year, do an apprenticeship, probably as an electrician as I'd actually be an appropriate age.

Defensive? I instructed you to kill yourself. You sound offended.

I wouldn't chose my uni field, instead I'd go for coding

This. I'd never start drinking. I burnt so many bridges and embarrassed myself so badly. Can't even show my face in certain parts of the country. Amazing to think back on how retarded I was.

I'm 26 it is over for me?

Impressive numbers OP
>What would you change if you were 20 years old again?

Bitcoin and homestead. I lived a great and interesting life thus far, but my life choices have brought me to ground zero. And I can’t leave.

Many bad actions into good good actions

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Tell my parents to stay home on that fateful day.

Read this and you’ll feel so much better buddy :)
easypeasymethod.org

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Only right answer ITT

You're only 20 and you will find out life doesn't end when you say it does.
It's always been too late for us. We were born in a doomed timeline.

Married with a baby. Met my wife after I had already wasted all that time on random women and red flags and had finally stopped caring about dating. I still hang out with bros but it’s not as care free.

You'll be 30 soon then you'll really worry about the future.

Drink less
Marry sooner

Have more kids

never listen to my jackass parents