/jdt/ - JURY WATCH II edition

this is the second day of JURY WATCH
(Day 25 overall)

After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we're finally at the end
Closing arguments have been given, cases have been rested and now the jury are making their deliberations

so now we have to wait until a verdict is given
it could be today, could be tomorrow


Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=F6T5EAj1g_4

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=MAnhsDrIjSA

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Other urls found in this thread:

jigex.com/ibhox
youtube.com/watch?v=74999fhsoQ8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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>ACLU wants 80k from Johnny for legal fees
Fucking jews

>wins $1 judgment
>pledges it to the ACLU

when do you guys reckon that we'll get a verdict?

digit confirms jury's going home. We'll have to wait till friday

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sheesh

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did you think Depp use the most pristine heroine you can get anywhere? or the filthy street one?

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Gimi

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How retarded are the juries if they still can't come to a verdict? This is the most open and shut case if I ever seen one

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he can get medical grade IV opioids

you are evil, as doctor spiegel would atest from
your meanspirited way of writing "going home"

It's almost guaranteed that one of them is holding out and simping for Heard.

I'm listening to GWAR (currently Dirt, Filthy) while I wait for an answer. I wish I had a GWAR pepe to post, but this will do.

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a free lunch is a free lunch

They ran out of crayons and are waiting for some more

I'll gladly wait until Friday if it means Depp gets his justice.

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Dirty, Filthy*

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this is not possible. if they do not recommend heard be charged with perjury, I will have less faith in the judicial system then i already have, which is none. Also my son completed pic related for his class project on current events.

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1 person can hold the rest hostage.

Retarded enough to get stuck in jury duty

inb4 it turns into 12 Angry Men and they end up doing a 180 because of one retard.

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Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh some of the whitey stuff and that E business brotha man?

GGs anons
New jigsaw bath time
jigex.com/ibhox 450 pieces

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The longer it drags on the more likely it is that the verdict will be in Amber's favour.

Tears? But she can't cry on demand.

>But she can't cry on demand.
true

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How was your long weekend burgerbros?

What did she mean by this

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>The longer it drags on the more likely it is that the verdict will be in Amber's favour.
if depp gets 1$ and amber gets determined to be an abuser he wins
amber needs money or she loses

the win conditions for johnny got a much lower bar

Cheers lads, these threads have been some of the most comfy I've seen in Any Forums

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Its probably the nigger holding out for a free lunch

Where are my fellow narcissistic candy chewing doodlers at?

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Looking at how they walk from the video someone leaked, they looked pretty pissed and rather divided.

I have no idea what is going on, but looking at everything I have seen, it looks like it will be a mistrial.

This is not the Rittenhouse case where a life was on the line and the difference between innocent and guilt was insane.

This is literally just a Hollywood drama trial about two drug addicts who met each others retardation and psychopathy. I'm still surprised that they went to court for this, because Hollywood has a lot of stuff that Hollywood doesn't really want to talk about and a trial of Hollywood stars is like redeeming instead of doing the needful.

>shall i squeeze them harder?

nice and relaxing; thanks for asking

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i think the longer it holds out the more it means some members of the jury are pushing for 200 million award for Johnny. In the US cant juries award more then what is aked for?

He liked bussy too much. Who could blame him?

Turdbros... she hit the wall so fucking hard...

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Pretty good, I got wasted the love of my life and saw some fireworks from our balcony.

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thats delusional

Its much more likely that theres one or two ppl simping for amber holding out the rest of the jury

I don't care what Biden wants. I do what I want to do, simple as.

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I was wondering where you were

He's the blackest nigger in these threads.

Post your son's version, then.

this bitch really is schizo and asians are funny

he's consistent
you gotta hand it to him

Nah, that role belongs to the schizo american that screencaps his own posts. Or the gay brit with the gay jiggy. Or the gay retarded brit that started to make threads to "compete" with OP.

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I love how the psycho psychologist tried to diagnose JD by watching one of his movies.

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im just kidding user. myson is 10. but i think the meme is hilarious, and its basically what the kids at school think of this if you talk to them. "some girl shit in capt.Jack Sparrow's bed" ... is all they can make of the news ... kek.

My entire concept of the American jury system is based on that movie. I was surprised to find out they've only got 7 jury members for this case.

I think this guy is usng his own psyche meds or something, thats not fucking normal man

my favourite part is Chew and Depp leaning forward and were like "yo wtf is this creature"
Depp even looked like he was studying for a role

Good point, they are all pretty niggery

He was just upset he can't doodle or eat candy without his dentures falling out. 100% projecting against us doodlers.

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i dont know.I didnt watch every minute of the trial, but ive been following it. How anyone can honestly believe Turd at this point is beyond me.

>Depp plays doctor Schizo in a biopic about his trial

For your listening pleasure, while you wait:
youtube.com/watch?v=74999fhsoQ8

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A movie version of this court case with Jonny Depp playing every character would be pure kino.

he was a hack, more of a coldreader than a scientist they could have gotten a medium on there

I got this fucking hilarious webm but unfortunately it's a little glitchy
he was my fave witness
hands down
man went in there like guy fawkes ready to say and do whatever he liked on the stand

he is the embodiment of the mantra "fuck the system"

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If there's a mistrial does that mean going through all this shit a third time?