What do you say/do?
FBI at front door asking about Any Forums
Nathaniel Young
Joshua Davis
cry, get on knees, and apologize
William Jackson
I calmly get arrested while they look at my posts larping about how I'd start blasting
Elijah Turner
say im jewish and they’re being antisemitic
Adrian Edwards
The board where we troll federal agents? Why yes, how can I not help you today glowie?
David Wilson
I calmly grab my firearms.
Levi Wood
Sure dude, it's Any Forums.org, glad I could help happy posting
Dylan Miller
>Any Forums?
I don't own a VCR, sir. Almost nobody does. They're like 8 track tapes.
James Evans
I will reach for my gun of course
Gavin Brooks
>FBI at front door asking about Any Forums
who is this Any Forums dude ?
Gavin Wood
Id say Knock Knock until they said "who's there?" and I'd scream REEEEE and charge at them with this bastard.
Jack Brooks
If they ask about your Boogaloo friends, pretend you don't know them.
Kayden Williams
play nerf
Nathan Murphy
No Jews here
Connor Reed
>4chins
Officer, I only have two!
Owen Sanders
Every pollard should get a mezuzah or whatever the fuck it’s called at that door.
Joseph Mitchell
Tell them I do not negotiate with terrorists.
Kevin Peterson
>stab them in the eye with a ballpoint pen in each hand
>cut out their tongue while they scream in pain
Never come here, glownigger faggots. I will make you wish you were in a horror movie.
Asher Hughes
go back to whatever I was doing before they showed up
Hunter Baker
Fuck around and find out.
Julian Brooks
Quickly put spaghetti in my pants, no one will believe them.
Luis Adams
hell yeah that’s a good idea
Christian Cruz
>N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN GLOOOOOWIESSSSSSSSSS SAVE ME SCHIZO COMPUTER DEVELOPER HOBO
Jackson Powell
Tell them to get fucked im not listening to whatever some seppo cunt has to say
Christopher Rodriguez
They'd have to drive by 3x ghettos to get to me. And a ghetto less than a mile away, with a shooting probably within 24 hours.
It'd be pretty hard to say I'm "guilty" when there's a fire down the street and Fire Fighters are at your door.
They'd end up sounding like niggers. "Yea, someone got murdered last night. But you know what else murders? Free Speech."
Easton Morris
I've been meaning to use that cauldron of boiling pitch. I do wonder how they got past the moat though.
Julian Harris
Welcome them in and show them my cum jar collection.
Jaxon Cox
Ask them if they will raise my pay for posting here
Jaxon Sanders
>I'm not at liberty to discuss that issue at this particular time. bye
Jack Hernandez
Invite them in and ask them if theyve accepted
Jesus as their lord and savior
Julian Lee
>"Yeah, one second."
Cameron Russell
Hello gentlemen, have you heard about what the jews did?
Cameron Nelson
Just repeat everything they say
Luis Morris
fucking kek
Matthew Kelly
why would they be there in the first place? I'm posting using my neighbor's wifi.
Parker Thomas
Don't answer
Camden Watson
Nigger.
Jackson Davis
your show sucked and only girls watched it
Leo Carter
Tongue my anus niggerfaggots.
Charles Scott
Share facts with them.
Bentley King
>I don't know nothin' about no werewolf!
>anyway, ain't you guys s'possed to be cops or something? Why the heck're you interested in some werewolf myths??
Jeremiah Lewis
They aren't going to do shit.
Adrian Johnson
You're mentally ill.
Nobody fucking cares what you say on the internet. Get a fucking life.
Noah Lewis
Ask for a job.
Xavier Thompson
Ignore them.
Brandon Jenkins
I did have CIA show up at my door once asking questions about my neighbor once. I didnt even know someone was living there. I guess it was for a job or some shit. The guy was nice though and we just bullshitted for a bit.
Noah Gray
Masturbate looking through the peephole while making grunting noises.
Christopher Russell
Unless you're in the UK or some other such shithole.
Chase Cook
LURK MOAR, FAGGOTS
Jason Flores
Call the Sherriff.
Tell them some niggers claiming they are moulder and skully are at my door threatening me.
Send help.
Lincoln Morgan
the fbi showed up at my friends house for mass spamming telegram and parlor with battleplans for the capital and then he went to the capital (but never went inside, so he was innocent)
He said he invited the agents in and just kept redpilling and telling them about jews and satan and stuff until they got uncomfortable and left.
I'm not even lying
Ryan Perry
Sorry I don’t wanna be a jehovas witness or notbin
Andrew Turner
Coming right out, Officer
Robert Taylor
that vietnamese basket weaving enthusiast image board with the cartoon kiddie porn? everything posted there is a work of fiction. only an idiot would take it seriously.