/drunkpol/

Firm hand shake. Look them in the eye. Be yourself, stare at their tits then do a full walk around sizing her up like a farner taking a cow to harvest. Then ask her for her number and that you're going out to dinner on Saturday night at 8pm. Text her for a bit then disappear and randomly send a dick pic and a pic of your asshole

sup fren enjoy your fire

You're going to catch the woods on fire faggot

I love you user. Enjoy your drinks and keep your chin up. Youre never alone when you have frens :D

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Same user. Same.

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I ruined everything with this girl I was trying to go out with because of being drunk
>she posts a picture kissing a random guy I've never seen
>deletes it within minutes but I still saw it
>called her out on it because she told me she didn't wanna date anyone right now
>she tells me it's a friend that just got out of jail and she hasn't seen in a long time
>feel like a complete jackass
>she ghosted me and now hates me
>still stalk her on social media, she still isn't dating anyone

drinking doesn't any do you any good, Any Forums quit it as soon as you can

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this is not /robot/
also fuck womans unironically they are not worth it, go buy farmland, make cheese, chop wood craft clay bowls and burn them into ceramic find fufulment from your hobby

Bump

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I’m drunk and pressure washing my front porch, but then it got dark and I had to put my chickens in, now I’m taking a shit and my daughter is pestering me to read her a bedtime story.
I’m not sad, just wish I had more sunlight to work some more before I have to go back to the office tomorrow.

henlo fren nice camp fire

Fuck cheese, make salama and schnapps

tell her a bedtime story about pressure washing.

I think she wants me to read her bat book, she likes bats right now.

Human make mistakes

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Hey I had my first fire of the year yesterday. Cheers bro. I'm raising my glass, everything will get better bro

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>had to put my chickens in
you lucky bastard
I wish I could raise my own chickens, especially for food but the kikes who run my county made it illegal to own and raise chickens

Read her a story about how eating a bat caused the world to shut down

I have rabbits and sheep too.
Kek, She’s half Chinese so that probably wouldn’t go well with her mom.
Anyways, going to read the story now.