/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3450

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>Ukrainian offensive on Kherson failed
>30 to 50% of Severodonetsk liberated, front line troops say
>Liman and Rubezhnoe captured by Russian forces
>Petro Poroshenko spotted being prevented from exiting the Ukraine
>Vladimir Zelensky's parents received Israeli citizenship, SAS bodyguards
>US tries to force Russian foreign sovereign debt artificial default by refusing to accept repayments of it
>Ukraine officially confirms the loss of Svetlodarsk
>Ukrainian government proposes Bill 7351, which would allow officers to use lethal force on soldiers disobeying orders or abandoning their posts
>City of Liman is being stormed by Russian troops
>Mariupol arc is over
>Putin posthumously awards Motorola the Order of Courage
>RU MoD: Azovstal now under complete Russian control
>Commander of the 36th Marines Battalion, Sergey Volyna, surrenders to Russia
>Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead
>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk

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Answer the call

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Based Baker Saddam

hello this pizza delivery?

Well bros you have your wood gas generators ready?

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Confess right fucking now, are you the kind of MEANIE that won't feed your friend when he visits?

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Heт

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ZRADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 months?
bit slow innit

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Slovyansk getting softened up

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Slow and steady wins the race

ivans can just hide out in their dachas

Slow since they want to do it right.
If it's nuking Berlin, Paris, London or Brussels, they can do it the next hour.

I was about to ask what kind of holy cope did I miss, but that screencap says more than enough.

Also, what in the everloving fuck is this shitshow the EU contrapted yet again

Shiet I better get me one of those

I love how Any Forums is a place for people of all nations and creeds to come together in peace and harmony to shitpost and hate jews

RU military is averaging over 1,000 enemies KIA/WIA daily now. Zelensky and co are packing up to run.
Z

>forcing actual mobilization from russia is a good idea
/k/rackheads everyone

I might be retarded but for me it looks like the US military budget is 50% welfare/Job-programm, 30% failed projects running on sunk-cost-fallacy, 10% corruption and the rest for the actuall battle-capable troops.

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Z

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Might not have to, your neighborhood is about to get very hot and crazy.

Is this what ukrainians believe?

yes

blessed

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Reminder that Severodonetsk is only the 44th (fourty-fourth largest city in Ukraine.

Russia has captured only 1 (one) of the pre-war borders top ten (Mariupol).

After 100 days this is a pathetic showing. Everyone agrees. Everyone except the chugchud cope crew.

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Fucking hell is that from /k/?

These people are mentally deranged

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Revenge and vengeance is at hand.

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I already hate hohols for all the future blames of HOHLOMOR 2.0

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Why the fuck are they pretending that a bunch of worse, slower firing Smerch would change the war.
Holy fucking shit those people are so painfully retarded.
Imagine you get like 100 super western sexhaubitze 5000 for a fucking >1500km contact line, pretend it matters while the actual data indicates all those are at best on par with Russian equivalants.
The delusion is just insane, NATO equipment isn't for a fucking land war, it needs air power present.

Don't really know how that works in Ukraine but here you need to get a пoвecткa in your hands by military office representative for you to be legally binded to do anything. This shit slapped onto the wall could be basically thrown into garbage without any legal consequences.

foreign countries exchange goods for money?

I am grilling right now for my friends
Yuros lack of hospitality just proves they are even more spiritually poisoned than us mutts

Russia is going to be the only world power with real war experience after this.

>NATO should put boots on the ground
Why is /k/ so obsessed with idea of nuclear war? Do they really think that
>nukes don't exist, it's a scam from the very beginning
>russia akshually doesn't have functioning ones
?

>we do not need Severnodonetsk now

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>NATO equipment isn't for a fucking land war, it needs air power present.
Yeah but NATO is buck broken because Russia's S400 are actually legit gear that will shoot down any NATO plane, F22/35 included.

What about the western mercs who ran away?
They all experienced real war.

>pic
>why won't the teacher stop the mean man who hit me back after I poked him in the eye every day for the last 250 years?

It's almost as if globalist faggot demilitarization agenda was a very bad idea.

If a single goi will fall for it, it will be worth the effort of sticking it onto the wall.

severodonetsk episode iv: a new cope

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Cannot believe the absolute state of Swedes.
Whenever I see that flag of theirs, I'm going to remember that they wouldn't even think to spare their friends a meal.

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I hope they gave these guys a new thermal sleeve for that T-64BV.

post kot

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They're also dead

Wtf

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Of course I will offer them food and drinks.

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Yes, they think Russians are so retarded that they don't have a single functional nuke.

stay comfy bros

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Reminder that Russia is DONE

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Russia doesn't have enough AD to suppress it all, but true.
The thing is that they totally would Kinzhal major airbases and their logistic support.

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>S400
I think the boyz are testing S-500 in combat conditions. Can't tell more, the mekboss will break my spine.

Yes but Severodonetsk completes the Luhansk Oblast. Not to mention Severodonetsk has a factory which makes billions.
Its like conquering a US state.
Here enjoy your Wagner overlords.

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cucked kot?

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where is this?

>oil embargo
>carvouts for Germoney
Lmao
Lol
Just
>meanwhile, Poland can barely hide their moves to grab western Ukraine
What a shitshow lol
And I thought America was looney

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Wagner has some good guys.
Have fun guarding the Valley of the Blue Moon.
Z

>What about the western mercs who ran away?
The ones that didn't will get to experience a tribunal in the donbass :^)

Under Severdonetsk

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T14 please I think a unverisal combat model would be better

>immediate liquidity
>aka government salaries and paying for burger weapons
Holy shit this is such an insane grift it hurts. Cut your losses already you dumb fucking gorilla niggers.

It will suck since they'll be shelled in Sverodontesk from the bluffs until they do

Should have sent toilet paper instead.

russia is a gay fag country full of subhuman slaves

>$9 billion
>immediate liquidity
Deputies are cashing out and moving to the west. Not a good sign for the AFU's efforts.
GG no re

>nekorare

ah, they broke through? Probabluy want to avoid assaulting Lysichansk across the river. Good call.

thats about right from my experience

Hey I've seen this one, its a classic!

I like that rakia drink my Serbfriend gave to me when we were sharing drinks one day. She says it comes in many kinds according to how each family makes it. Her family had one that tasted of aniseed, it was very nice.
Serbs are good people in my experience.

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fucking retarded
The artillery is already in place to strike
The roads are still cut off
The bridges are down
They are stuck in a slightly better position than Severodonetsk but they are still stuck

What isn't Germany as well Hans last I checked flags are banned

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This new oil embargo actually changes nothing, so don't be deceived, but expect to see crowing about GREAT VICTORIES across the news.
Literally EU peremoga.

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to be fair trying to hold severodonetsk is even more retarded than retreating, but maybe the CIA told them to fight to the last man

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Reserved for the glorious finishing WAAAAAGH.

HOW CAN I BUY A FACTORY IN SEVERODONETSK?????

Even the butthurt belters would be better off without EU.
Since they joined the EU, they got de-industrialized, lost all their own production and got turned into consumer states dependent on gibs, while everybody with an IQ over 90 is leaving their country.
Nowadays none of the butthurt belter countries would be able to survive without gibs. They will never be sovereign countries again.

Or in umbers:
Poland was #61 in the list of countries by GDP per capita in 2004, when they joined the EU.
In 2014, after 10 years of membership, they were on #68.
They stagnated in international comparison.

>chubby anzu
STOP

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Don't say that I want to invest in oil futures

That was way back in 2014 user, the Separats had to make do with what they had

Idk man the market is a bit hot at this moment in time

We need a Back in the USSR 2022 edition

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This is still a very good experience overall under relatively controlled conditions to iron out everything.

Hysterical women in charge of europe are trying to out-virtue signal each other. It's completely toothless and irrational.

Well you could take solace in knowing that this time it actually did happened and they been deserving it all this time.

>captcha: DDXXX

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without the hunger and schizo georgian overlords please

>Even the butthurt belters would be better off without EU.
Stop, you will summon some asshole who will post stupid, irrelevant GDP graphs to prove you wrong and feel smug and smart about

Patrick in Berdyansk interviewing the locals lining up for their new Russian sim cards with Russian area code, talking about their new Russian pensions and talking shit about Kiev.
Russian Crimea looking pretty swole right now lmfao

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The EU doesn't like competition from small countries joining.

We did get a LOT of infrastructure done though.

That's incredibly short sighted propaganda then. Using
>haha russian nukes don't work
narrative to calm down the population will only lead to the growth of warmongering, that'll end up with a real attempt to test the arsenal.

A multipolar world is non negotiable

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i don't understand western media. i mean, our media's dogshit and controlled by polish yids (hope the half kike who let them in boils in liquid shit for all eternity), but, i have never seen anything in the calibre of most western media

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@380257508
This is the new CIA glownigger attempt to disrupt discussion. Don't reply to it.

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Lmao who the f posted this shit
What a retard

>Russias nuclear arsenal doesn't work
The truth is it's the only thing that actually works kek.

holy shit this is good

>we didn't need severodonetsk anyway!

You dare? You fucking jerk. Offer me a meal right fucking now

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