Brit/pol/ - microchips edition

>New poll shows Tories could lose all their 'red wall' seats in the North East of England
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/red-wall-election-polls-conservatives-24091679

>Nottingham Forest fans celebrate as team promoted to the Premier League
nottinghampost.com/news/live-nottingham-forest-promotion-updates-7142279

>National Audit Office warns of risk to public money with (as yet unbuilt) National Holocaust Museum project
nao.org.uk/work-in-progress/investigation-into-the-holocaust-memorial-and-learning-centre/

>Hours of delays on M1 after overhead gantry wrongly shows two lanes as closed
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/hours-m1-delays-after-gantry-7145853

>Government to discuss gas storage with Centrica as fears mount over winter energy security
cityam.com/supply-security-government-holds-talks-with-centrica-over-gas-storage-while-eu-delays-oil-ban/

>Christ Church Oxford releases a public statement on allegations concerning its former Dean, Martyn Percy
anglican.ink/2022/05/28/christ-church-oxford-statement-on-martyn-percy/

>Police officer faces sack as it emerges he made up part of a witness statement
newsandstar.co.uk/news/20170619.cumbria-police-officer-faces-sack-claims-made-part-witness-statement/

>Disruption to routine care during lockdowns led to increased non-covid mortality among diabetics, report claims
thelancet.com/journals/landia/article/PIIS2213-8587(22)00131-0/fulltext

>Immigrant can't use a lawnmower
m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-k2EReAlPQ

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thestrayferret.co.uk/six-deliberate-bin-fires-in-harrogate-town-centre/
theboltonnews.co.uk/news/20156647.bolton-bin-fire-breaks-near-octagon-ncp-car-park/
thestrayferret.co.uk/three-bins-in-harrogate-set-alight-deliberately-last-night/
warrington-worldwide.co.uk/2022/05/22/fire-crews-tackle-deliberate-bin-fire-and-unattended-camp-fire/
lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/its-just-rubbish-furious-residents-24005906
bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/20151145.teenagers-set-fire-bins-hamworthy-park/
theargus.co.uk/news/20146070.cctv-footage-arson-attack-restaurant-shoreham/
hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/20140033.firefighters-tackle-bin-blaze-block-flats-winchester/
inyourarea.co.uk/news/wheelie-bin-arson-attack-leaves-woman-and-children-fearing-for-lives-in-runcorn/
youtube.com/watch?v=0P03LGID2Rk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Luv me chips

Hope josh suffers before he dies

>Gloucester loading bay misery with daily fights, Binfires, drug use witnessed
gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/gloucester-loading-bay-misery-daily-7131359

>Two men jailed after Bradford theatre Binfire attack
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-61593851

>Two teenagers arrested after six deliberate Binfires in Harrogate
thestrayferret.co.uk/six-deliberate-bin-fires-in-harrogate-town-centre/

>Binfire breaks out near Octagon NCP car park in Bolton
theboltonnews.co.uk/news/20156647.bolton-bin-fire-breaks-near-octagon-ncp-car-park/

>Three Binfires in Harrogate set alight deliberately last night
thestrayferret.co.uk/three-bins-in-harrogate-set-alight-deliberately-last-night/

>Fire crews tackle deliberate Binfire at Orford
warrington-worldwide.co.uk/2022/05/22/fire-crews-tackle-deliberate-bin-fire-and-unattended-camp-fire/

>'It's just rubbish': Furious residents hunt mystery Wheelie-Bin burner prowling Darwen neighbourhood
lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/its-just-rubbish-furious-residents-24005906

>Teenagers 'set fire to bins' in Hamworthy Park
bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/20151145.teenagers-set-fire-bins-hamworthy-park/

>Police release CCTV footage of Binfire attack at restaurant in Shoreham
theargus.co.uk/news/20146070.cctv-footage-arson-attack-restaurant-shoreham/

>Firefighters tackle Binfire at block of flats in Winchester
hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/20140033.firefighters-tackle-bin-blaze-block-flats-winchester/

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bit early

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nine years since I last had a proper interaction with a female. my self improvement is going great but I don't know where to start in regards to women.

>Wheelie-Binfire attack leaves woman and children fearing for lives in Runcorn
inyourarea.co.uk/news/wheelie-bin-arson-attack-leaves-woman-and-children-fearing-for-lives-in-runcorn/

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newfag
why is it always the same couple of folks (or even just 1 individual) making the threads for like 20 hours a day every single day ?
and the same folks with the first comments ?
does nobody here have a job ? family ? social life ?
i don't mean to be rude
it just seems kind of weird

Start there.
>I knew you was flirting but I didn't know what to say cos I've been out of the game so long haha anyway that's why I waited outside the bathroom to tell you

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>he doesn't get paid for posting here
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Would marry a Northern Irish bird tomorrow. So gorgeous and cool as fuck

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Sad cunts want attention

Kek this

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seems like a long time mate, how's that come about?

>tattoos

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Not optimistic of what the full pic looks like.

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>folks

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How many communities online have been broken up as a result of this same fagging bottom feeder job, And at what cost?
Hope your families are first in the gulags to be absolutely honest. With you last.

She's gorgeous head to toe. Looks after herself.

>samefagging

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If you say so. How many kids or cats she have?

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Called it

Looks a comfy place desu

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vast majority of celtoids are ugly and inbred, ive worked in wales a lot and spent a lot of time in ireland, they are a lesser breed of person compared to the average Englishman

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They're raising the rainbow flag at work tomorrow. Bazza is not happy about it. (it's a horrible industrial workplace, not some council office). I find it all hysterical. Bazza doesn't dare say anything about the 80iq nignogs because he knows racism is the greatest evil known to man, but celebrating bummers just ain't right.

Ex broke up with me and then I became a bit of a stoned introvert.

Day of the Rake is upon us.
Trudeau said no more handguns

Will leafs stand their ground or will they cuck and bend over like us?
I say cuck and bend over.

eh ?
i'm not even gay

There's a delicious irony in it. On the one hand you have traditional security services protecting us from malign outside influences, while sister branches of those same security services are the internal malign influences quashing and impeding our own cultural development. In the name of what? Stability? Nah, it's more than that. Those internal security forces force a change on our natural equilibrium that means we can never reach stability. It's nefarious no doubt, but it's just how things are. And we all know if you question how things are you're mentally unwell.

Yeah

One kid, one cat. Husband left her. I wish I could move to Northern Ireland and take care of her. But I'm a loser.

deep down bazza knows niggers are fucked, redpill him on SA and Rhodesia next time you see him

if he said something racist then he'd lose his job, he's right to be against pride month though

I vaguely remember visiting Disneyland Paris with my mum in the late 1990s. It was a couple of years after her divorce and she was in a bad state. A couple of years ago I found a photograph from that trip and she looked so old and exhausted. In the photograph she is sitting by the window in the bus we took there wearing a cream baggy fleece and glasses and trying to muster a smile. Some memories are precious because they are so threadbare, like an antique heirloom or a beautiful dream which you struggle to recall upon waking and end up clinging onto certain features and moments until they fade like a slowly dissolving image. My mother and I took a bus to Disneyland Paris and the bus entered through an arch and people were pressing themselves against the windows etc to see everything lit up since it was evening, it must have been during winter we went. I distinctly remember the song Downtown by Petula Clark was playing inside the bus when we arrived and I was excited to go and explore. I was short as a child and it turned out I was too small for several of the rides. Even now as I write this I remember flashes of memory (e.g., an old-fashioned-looking paneglass window of a shopfront, going onboard some kind of old-seeming ship). My mum bought me a grim reaper's scythe which was a plastic pole with a felt scythe on top and a boy ran past and stole it and I think broke it and I was upset. In the hotel we stayed in we were eating food in the restaurant area and someone smashed a bottle of red wine on the floor and we had to walk around it when leaving. My mum befriended another woman, I think it was two women maybe but I don't think they were lesbians, and they had a boy with them my age and we played with green plastic army men together on the bus (army men like the ones from Toy Story). I hope I remember more of this brief holiday. We also went on a boat through a tunnel and a song was playing called It's A Small World After All.

It's not. I lived in Dublin and they get loads of them migrating there. They were all miserablw cunts.

>One kid, one cat. Husband left her.
Thought there might be a challenge.
>But I'm a loser.
How?

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m8 that reminds me of my Disneyland Paris experience form 2012. It was very similar to yours. There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.

He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.

He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.

The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.

Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself.

Reminder Rhodesia once fed the entire south of Africa until white farmers were killed by the rebels and Mugabe started confiscating white-owned farmland

I've come to the conclusion anti terrorism is just silencing any potential disruption to the re distribution of wealth. As it stands taxation is just to remove wealth from real people whilst "anti terrorism" is just a front to prevent any disruption to this self destroying system.

Don't want a woman who pronounces however as "hoyever"

Unemployed, socially retarded

This woman deserves a man and I'm barely human

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had one of those plastic scythes for Halloween one year that was good
you read all of that and wrote out a reply in under two minutes? are you on drugs?

The ni accent is utterly disgusting though

one of the best ways to get big normie to understand the fundamental nature of the nigger vs the European, but still they usually don't quite understand the true significance of it

>and I'm barely human
kek

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>you read all of that and wrote out a reply in under two minutes?
They plan and rehearse this all on discord beforehand, then it just plays out like a script.

how do you know this random middle aged woman from NI?

You're such a zoomer cock. Don't watch porn or masturbate for a month and you'll be forward/less neurotic. Nothing less appealling than a man who sits back and acts shy

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for what purpose?

>centurion row
used to live near there

LAst thread everybody stopped responding to them so they've dropped the tripfagging

derail/impede progressive discussion

It's like a co-operative lottery pool, only for dopamine hits.

You know user I think this is true re 5G. Personally 'felt' different last 6 months or so, preponderance of brain fog, lethargy, absence of dreams (don't do drugs), general illness and immune system isn't as strong. Who knows what it's doing to the animools

The Any Forums tripmong dopamine syndicate is real.

Might get up early tomorrow and post "what's for brekkie lads?"

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Hello
youtube.com/watch?v=0P03LGID2Rk
Thank you

I don't know her. We used to chat on Twitter years back and I always loved her

4 day fast starting tomorrow morning to cleanse the body of impurities and prepare for holidays. An aescetic body is a strong and resilient one.

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My mum took us to disneyland as a sorry about the divorce holiday too. Preferred the nasa place with the Saturn V desu and universal studios

Love brekkieposting me, shame I work lates now so had to give it up

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Anyone got an archive of Norf FC memes?

good luck
what kind of fast tho?
dry fast, regular water, or snake juice shit?

Well that's the most stalkerish thing I've read today

When is discussing the great replacement going to become a crime? Will it take a Labour government, or will the Tories do it to try in vain to win round people who despise them?