Brit/pol/ - Emergency Bake edition

>UK monkeypox cases jump 70% in just three days to 179 as health chiefs say anyone who develops a new rash should abstain from SEX
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10867655/Global-monkeypox-threat-upgraded-moderate-World-Health-Organization.html

>Royal panic as experts predict family’s popularity will PLUMMET once she’s gone
thesun.co.uk/fabulous/18657735/queen-elizabeth-platinum-jubilee-live-royal-family-meghan-harry/

>Diane Abbott attacks immigration plan for letting in too many people from poor countries
express.co.uk/news/politics/1618270/diane-abbott-immigration-latest-visa-policy

>Six million UK homes ‘could face winter power cuts and rationing’ if Russia cuts supplies
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/power-cuts-energy-bills-russia-b2090163.html

>American soldiers 'killed a giant' in Afghanistan then forced to sign NDAs in 'cover up'
dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/kandahar-giant-slain-govt-force-27098298

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Emma watson is unironically a male.

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nth for tripfag supremacy

Sympathy for the Devil, but you're on Brit/pol/ and Tripfags are BTFOing Anonymongs
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Does anyone have any experience with 0% finance, I'm on benefits and looking to get circumcised but can't afford the full amount

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Some people can't take a joke

they're seething because they've not been invited to our discord club

Error: cannot import name 'GPT' from 'gpt' (/usr/local/lib/python3.7/dist-packages/gpt/__init__.py)

Hope Josh's microwave breaks.

Whats Josh's 'health' larp this week?

Have a (You) you sad nigger

Enough about josh
Tell me about YOU

your wife obviously can seeing as she married you

The right to bear arms and the right to voice your own opinions. We'd forgotten how important those things are. We've been rudely reminded in recent times.

It's an emergency and it must be baked right now :D

Some people aren't funny.
You, for example.

>immigrants are just as British as you and me
>multiculturalism

Dago is a sad faggot with no friends

just messaged you on Discord

>captcha: WWWHY
>W-W-WHY WON'T THE TRIPFAGS INVITE ME TO THEIR DISCORD SERVER!!!
-brinnies

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I know she loves my jokes more than she likes laughing about you

He's pretending he lifts.

I still play Halo Infinite.
>immigrants are just as British as you and me
Correct. Im English though

i dont want to go to the pedo lounge.

I understand your point, but there's so much moral decay here it really doesn't matter, no sense of community or organization I'd rather work in a slave organization or Communist state at this point where at least the rules are out in the open..... I guess shooting guns is really that appealing to people so there could be that. thanks for the insight mates

I was voted 'funniest on brit/pol/' for 3 years running??

Absolutely, I'm just dying to hear more from you creatures

Worse, he's a figment of josh's imagination

Lovely day in Canterbury

The only thing rJosh lifts is his moobs when he puts his wonderbra on.

>t.

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Why, MCC is right there mate

You've never even been running ya ham planet

>captcha
its almost as if kek is with us

More impressive that I won then

Classic or grandiose narcissists are the typical narcissists that most people think of when they hear the term “narcissist”, also described as high-functioning, exhibitionistic, or grandiose narcissists.
They exhibit attention seeking behavior, tend to brag about their accomplishments, feel entitled to special treatment and expect others to bow down and kiss their feet.
They really aren’t interested in anyone but themselves, and get easily bored when the conversation turns away from them.
They tend to perceive themselves to be superior to most people, but ironically are desperate to feel important.

Signs and symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder include:
>Grandiose sense of self-importance
>Lives in a fantasy world that supports their delusions of grandeur
>Needs constant praise and admiration
>Sense of entitlement
>Exploits others without guilt or shame
>Frequently demeans, intimidates, bullies, or belittles others.

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he lifts his big ol nose when he sees some of her majesties minge.

Shame about the gangrenous leg though

I'm a male with a uterus a hospital stitched in me after they knocked me unconscious with some weird drugs. Gonna have a baby pretty soon WISH ME LUCK!!!

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>she takes you more seriously than me
she's basically my wife now

Powerful

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Got burnt out on it when I reached max battle pass rank when Reach first came out on it. Did something like 170 hours in 9 days

>I was voted 'funniest on brit/pol/' for 3 years running??
thats because you had cancer

Yes, Mr Kumar and his jewish fairy technician will see you now

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USA PR dept did a cracking job for decades. 50s white picket fence America is everyone's ideal paradise.
Now?
Once/if they take your guns it's over for all of us.

Tripfags are at bets glowies or worst sad bastards with no life.

A pity vote is still a vote
So you're a shut in is what I'm getting from this
She's actually made you seethe before without you knowing it was her

A bit of both i suspect.

Fuck Palestine and Fuck Israel. Sandniggers are not our friends.

My legs fine

>She's actually made you seethe before without you knowing it was her
hahahaha which time was that

Wonder what happened to that user that was cheating on his Mrs with one of the mums at his daughters school

if by fine you mean slowly rotting in your back garden then fine

>So you're a shut in is what I'm getting from this
Sherlock Holmes

le paledinny memestini state is just a jewish trick, it's childish to expect the jews to share anything if they have total control over it in reality.

I agree, Nobody wanted the niggers here. Nobody asked them to come. Nobody wanted them to come. Now they sell the nation off in small cuts because they can. FUCK OFF HOME NIGGERS

why is everyone on here angry?

relax a bit lads

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I wish I could remember I'll find out in a bit

also I didn't mean a pity vote I meant because it was funny
was oj tho
you killed it

Elementary, my dear user

we're only havin a laugh

Drive into a big fucking wall you donkey

>relax a bit lads
>4 day weekend

Missed that. There were loads of mums at my daughters school who used to hit on me. Now nobody hits on me and I really regret not banging them. There is probably a lesson to be learned from that.

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reckon he came clean and got chucked out the house, seen it happen before

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They turnin kids into little trans Frankenstein's instead of sucking blood its cuckin fucks and suckin dick

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some lad was on about getting caught and being made to sleep in the shed a while back
dunno if it was the same lad tho

Mumsnet oligarchy when?

What's the crack with all these flights being cancelled?
Is there something more behind it?

Tonights movie is Here Come The Huggetts from 1948. Starring the legendary Jack Warner and Kathleen Harrison. Future music star Petula Clark plays their youngest daughter. Also the gorgeous Susan Shaw who died tragically young plays their other daughter. A very young Diana Dors plays the naughty niece who gets Joe a bit hot under the collar. Also appearing are Dandy Nichols, who was married to Warren Mitchell. Esma Cannon, Jimmy Hanley and David Tomlinson.

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Craic*

call it Mumsnetism, this is an ideology I can get behind

Brit/pol/ civil war between the Seethies (Mong/Meister et al) and the Namelads.
Should be resolved with a punch up in a car park really but they're all cowards/pussies/low T/can't afford the bus fare.

who?

Women already effectively rule this country. The state is only frightened when women are unhappy, (or should i say unhappier than usual)