If bugs were cow sized, would you eat them?

If bugs were genetically engineered to be cow sized, would you eat them, anons?

Imagine watching Hollywood movies about brave bugboys driving herds of bugs across the plains, and then enjoying your bugburger and bugsteak, knowing it came from big majestic beasts, not from tiny creepy crawlies.

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No, im going to keep my culture intact. You can eat the bugs if you want though.

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Would you eat Americans?
No? Thought so.

if bugs were cow sized they would eat us.

the fuck is this

no. insects just look alien and apparently they taste like shit

>but but you eat shrimp and lobster!!!
no i don't. they smell fucking disgusting and i imagine they taste the same too.

Your dinner
And you vill eat it

Bugs are literally just a husk with goop inside them. So no

Im mot a christcuck but the biblr says dont eat bugs

If cows were bug sized would you stop being a faggot and clean your plate?

How much food would you need to keep cow size bugs alive?

Impossible, they don't have lungs. They wouldn't get enough oxygen.

This really mooved me, I can't believe how udderly irresponsible I have been. It's about time I start to kowtow before society asks me to hoof it. I guess there's nowhere left to hide..

Honestly I'll try to domesticate them or control them. Don't they and insane body size to strength ratio? Fuel based machinery might as well become obsolete if they're bio engineered to be controlled.

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They'd be too strong and be like metal.

box rule my dude

I would feed them and watch their enlarged complex mouthparts at work. Bugs are awesome.

>if turds were cow sized, would you eat them?

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We could give them branchiostegal lungs like Coconut crabs.

Aren't lobsters pretty much bugs?

Lobster is so fucking good. Drench it in butter.

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I hate bugs. They are of satan.

yes, if you are susceptible to jewish tricks

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I am neutral towards bugs. They exist.

A bug is an insect with penetrating proboscis

No

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They would collapse under their own weight.
Exoskeletons only work on a small scale where mass is negligible.

Genetically modified anything is a cancer on humanity nothing beats nature