/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3447

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>Ukrainian offensive on Kherson failed
>30 to 50% of Severodonetsk liberated, front line troops say
>Liman and Rubezhnoe captured by Russian forces
>Petro Poroshenko spotted being prevented from exiting the Ukraine
>Vladimir Zelensky's parents received Israeli citizenship, SAS bodyguards
>US tries to force Russian foreign sovereign debt artificial default by refusing to accept repayments of it
>Ukraine officially confirms the loss of Svetlodarsk
>Ukrainian government proposes Bill 7351, which would allow officers to use lethal force on soldiers disobeying orders or abandoning their posts
>City of Liman is being stormed by Russian troops
>Mariupol arc is over
>Putin posthumously awards Motorola the Order of Courage
>RU MoD: Azovstal now under complete Russian control
>Commander of the 36th Marines Battalion, Sergey Volyna, surrenders to Russia
>Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead
>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk

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Based

Donate to Russian widows

>they're not even getting paid
Imagine being a russian soldier right now. Your comrades are dying, your command is retarded, your morale is dead, and now this, lol

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So what is the current /k/ cope? Haven't checked in a while.

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I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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ATTENTION ALL ANONS! THIS IS A PSA!
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Thank you and stay comfy.

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i want more dead niggers!!! is that to much to ask?

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that the failed kherson counterattack was a successful ukrainian feint

Glad it's only 1 follower post for the OP, easy job lol.
BAKE BREADS AT ~270 POSTS.

Cпoкoйнoй нoчи. Off to dream about dumplings.

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Siberian pelmeni, or at least what we called it are pan fried after boiling. Usually done by us to extend life, when we cooked too many

Thank you for the thread,TQhV4MI3

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Use this thread then recycle to

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Swiners counterattack in Kherson has resulted in Russian army to continue it's cowardly advance

Russia has reached Goodzone Fitness Centre in central Severodonetsk. Guessing this means they have about 40-50% of the city under control already judging by the location.

>twitter.com/200_zoka/status/1531359882062045184

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Gee I wonder where all those javelins and shit disappeared that never reached the ukrainian frontlines.

>Evidence of western weapons being smuggled from #Ukraine into #Syria surfaced online.
The US-made #Javelin ATGMs used by the Ukrainian army against Russian tanks have already reached #Idlib and are sold for $15,000 apiece, according to the Telegram ad.

>A Syrian militant calls his friend and says he's safely returned from #Ukraine after buying Western weapons from Ukrainian military. He shows the first batch of the purchased materiel: several ATGMS, including a US-made #Javelin are visible.

>The man also says they've traveled back from Ukraine by bus, using Turkish refugees as a cover. In the end he promises to buy "everything necessary" from the Ukrainians the next time he goes there

>The video was published on Telegram by a weapon dealer in #Idlib to proof that weapons are actually in Syria. The price of a Javelin on the Idlib black market is only $15,000.

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Kek, reminds me of that headline that said something along the lines of "Russians continue to advance despite troops performing poorly".

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Lmao based hohols dabbing on westoids

youtu.be/chctXVI6cEc

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ackschually there's like a bunch of follow-up posts but it's a free choice.

>$15,000 apiece

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Shit that's a lot

They're punking us, it's not fair.
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also, that the russians are always in eternal full retreat, fucking kek, you'd think they would stop falling for that one but literally a third of /uhg/ is composed of those copes

The version I'm seeing all over the place is this:

>"Russia has downgraded their objectives first from taking over all Ukraine - then to taking over the Donbass - now to JUST taking Severodonetsk! After Severodonetsk they will be a spent force."

It's pretty retarded because I don't think anyone reasonable is expecting Russia to stop after Severodonetsk and it seems like a way of coping with the fact that they know they are losing the city.

Uncle Sam speaks in Cyrilic? Who knew.

Russia gambled away its future as a respectable superpower for some deserted wastelands in southern and eastern Ukraine. Truly tactical masterclass by big brain strategist Vladimir Valdimirovic

Idlib bros...can I buy one...

Holy shit, already? Make sure people see this

>Ukraine is having far less losses than the Russians.
>I know because I look at the map
Extremely low quality b8

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>Russia has reached Goodzone Fitness Centre in central Severodonetsk.
Now the real gainZ begin.

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How do you do, my fellow /r/chugchanner?

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The United States gambled away its future as a respectable superpower for some deserted wastelands in southern and eastern Middle East. Truly tactical masterclass by big brain strategist.

Is that gypo tonight's designated shill?

>Fitness Center
Gains in more ways than one!

Oh I don't have it, and since they get updated often with the latest news, I don't bother trying to save a version.

Russia didn’t fully captured Severodonetsk
Ukraine lost only half of the city
PEREMOGA

What a stupid comparison.

Yeah you right

Le ultime parole degli obici sono state "avrei dovuto vaccinarm-ACK!"

you are retarded

Translation
Hi kids, today I show you trick how to make money.
For this we need shitty hat and shitty clown. I got attacked, help the country!
Thank you! Give me a bit more!
Now with loundered though hohol mediator money go to hang out on islands.
Look at this! Where is money? Putin burn all documents, you can't check anything!

Cпoкoйнoй нoчи
Sweet dreams

Rate this giga cope, it's probably from Redditor.

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and how so?

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you can't see the faults in your own hegemon. You're blind.

Chechens claiming 70% of Severodonetsk taken by Russia. Might be an exaggeration but it's pretty clear that Ukraine has fallen back from large parts of it - probably to the industrial zone.

>twitter.com/200_zoka/status/1531363536806494210

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>Kalush Orchestra

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On Epstein islands*
That's a little, but quite funny touch.

My pet theory is that they cringed so hard they decided to surrender.

Are they STILL using the 'evacuation' cope? Fucking hell.

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I can but what does this have to do with Russias stupidity

Yes
We should ignore him

Too bad there are no leggings sluts to be liberated.

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based brit chad

why would invading ukraine be "gambling away its future as a respectable superpower"
makes no fucking sense

I wish our retards would unban fucking YouTube static server. It's really bizarre as to why they'd even do it in the first place.

Germany has lost, first of all germany has lost the element of suprise. The german nation gambled away its future as a respectable superpower for some deserted wastelands in southern and eastern Poland. Truly tactical masterclass by big brain strategist.

how do you say
"haha silly kot you cant eat pizza" in Russian?

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Can we mindbreak pic related and make her into our bitch?

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Why do people on Twitter that post swastikas, call themselves nazis, and post all sorts of various different third reich regalia while expressing support for the ultranationalist Azov battalion aswell as "far-right extremist ideas" such as "WHITE EVROPEAN PAN-EVROPEANISM" never get banned and exist in larger numbers - while "fake nazi catboy tranny porn watcher" Nick Fuentes gets all his new Twitter accounts banned within 24-48 hours? I believe he's on his seventh account right now.

I thought Twitter was anti-White? Really makes you think.

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>I live in the same planet as those manbabies
This thought hurts me

very nice music, and one of the commenters suggested the movie legend of kolovrat. i watched it, recommended/8

>her
he doesn't know kek

>Inb4 video of Chechens getting ripped af

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Хaхa глyпый кoт ты нe мoжeшь cъecть пиццy

>her

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>imagine mocking a struggling mans suicide from 2018 due to personal stresses with the loss of family

Weimericans deserve the flame.

>KALush

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Extremely comfy video

I miss the time when I could open youtube comments in a separate page

oh...
oh no...

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Yes, they are fighting in the industrial zone, urban area is under RF's control.
>Azot plant
Will this be another sit and wait episode?

Nice projection dude why don't you go join the SBU since you already peddle kike lies

>(((Albert Meisel)))
>buy the merch goyim
>it will do miracles
Anyone who didn't notice deserves to pay yearly subscription to Pfizer.

1975 interest rate was 8% in germany...
interest rate after inflation was 3%
we are getting robbed

>XAXAXAXAAXA YOBANNY PIDOR KOT BLYADDD
>TY NE MOZHESH YEST' PIZZU PIDORAS' XAXAXAXAXAXA IDI NAHUI KOTENKO
And that is how you say it.

Russia bad

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Friendly fire?

Zelenskyy: 90% OF SEVERODONETSK IS RUBBLE AND RUSSIA DESTROYED ALL THE CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE!

They actually believe their own lies.

Just watched newest season of Stranger Things and look who I found.

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Дa

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Not really
Since Azov showed and elenski confirmed that surrendering is ok they will not hold out for long

its polands fault

Being an artilleryman must be comfiest job in a war.

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I take it you weren't here for the image of *it* raping buhanka chan?

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>Just watched
Шлeпoк мaйoнeзный

its US federal reserve fault
a den of thieves

That actually was stupid though, if you had waited 5 years or so to rape Poland instead of doing it straight after Munich the big spooky commie threat meant that the West probably would have supported you against Russia.

Пoчeмy бы и нeт?

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She is a star

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>svinorez
>is hammer
Wtf

>respectable
>Literally called autocratic shithole with dwindling population and an antonym to everything our based globohomo stands for since mid '00

Not that it isn't true but European niggers pretending that they ever respected or even wanted Russia to continue to exist until "insert current oopsie" is the most hypocritical shit ever.

Чo?

Old video of Ukraine soldier contributing to 43%

After we take over the Ukraine, will McDonald's close their Ukranian branches too to prevent us from dining there?
By the the way, I dined at Burger King the other day. Out of my gratitude for their support of our just cause I yclept it Zurger King.

That THIS time Russia is over extended, and running out of modern weapons, also we are dying please send help because we are winning
Kot

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Finish. The survivors.

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In the video?
It's real but old, I think from 2014/15, I guess the hohol was on drugs or drunk.

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Until you get caught, raped, tortured and murdered. Why do you think there are always few artillerymen POWs?

Some wagner boys tortured a syrian deserter with hammer back in the day

Trannies can go to hell

You will open Don-mak everywhere

>Image MD5
>2019

Remember, Luigi, anything can cut if it's fast enough

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nah, the anglo goes for the near threat
before the remote threat and if you get raped by ruskis eitherway
going for france in advance at least gives you a fighting chance

Aaaah now I remember, I thought that was an isisfag though

Good point. OR, hear me out


I start posting pig dicks and cute and funny three threads straight. Just saying we got options.

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You can use this word as both tool, action, event and call for.

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Do we have russian soldiers here? According to ukrainian sources, Ukrainians write on their missiles: "for Kaczyński" (dead polish president) and "for Katyń" (the place where Russians killed thousands of polish officers during WW2). Maybe Russians should write on their missiles: "for Wołyń"? That would be great trolling of hohols (and Poles too, kek).

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all russkies gonna get raped by the yellow dude :DDDDDDDDD

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They closed in Crimea after 2014, didn't they? Same will happen.

That is actually a very good point lol

>probably to the industrial zone
Ah yes, the marioupol doctrine! Lose the city, hide in some bunker and get bombed until you cry for your mommy! Is this some advanced nato strategy?

We stop them from derailing our thread by derailing it ourselves? Not sure if mastermind genius or completely retarded. We have to experiment.

Russian is more complex than I remembered

NOOOOOOOOO IT WAS A STRAPON EVEN THOUGH OUR ARTFAG FORGOT TO DRAW IT!!
/ugh/ niggers are a fucking joke.

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Ah, but it's concentrated suffering. It's chilling in the back lines until you get your head chopped off by a chainsaw. Better than constant, but milder, suffering as an infantryman.

This
If we repeat it enough somebody will do it lmao

They now have an option to buyout their replacement company in Russia, so they'll probably just swap the sign.

I'm a simple battle.net player, OP. Long-live the keyfarming necromancer.

Because they are 30km behind the front line you spastic, it's like asking why there so few ground crew PoWs.

after checking /chug/ for quite a while, i can confirm that poles cope the best

Surely this place doesn’t have more fucking nuclear bunker cum pits underneath? Did the Soviet Union really install them on every steelworks?