wait a minute... this isnt Valhalla!
i believed in norse paganism and worshipped odin I shouldn't be here!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Wait a minute... this isnt Valhalla!
Nathaniel Edwards
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William Kelly
Evan Kelly
is that Phoenix?
Eli Robinson
My fellow brother in Christ, thank you for spreading the good word to these degenerate heathens.
also kys nigger
Justin Price
Blake Smith
Didn't understand the Vikings.
They believed in Eye for an Eye.
But then they believed in raiding their neighbors and killing them.
Vikings believe if they kill enough innocence, they go into Heaven, Valhalla.
So it's no surprise that the Viking who violated Eye for an Eye -
Burns.
Ian Davis
>I shouldn't be here
You got that part right
Chase Wilson
You have to die in battle to enter Valhalla so most of you wouldn't make anyhow.
Nathaniel Anderson
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE JEWISH RABBI THAT CAME FROM A DESERT CULT OR YOU'LL SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN FIRE!
>oh also if you've never heard of OUR god that all humans are based off haha YOU GO TO HELL!
Joseph Cox
Larpagans only want to convert to paganism so they can commit acts of homosexuality and pretend god doesnt exist
Christian Perez
Anglos not only white but also jews. Period.
Ayden Cox
>pretend
Joshua Myers
Another religious thread, huh
Jordan Reyes
here's what really happens: blackness
nothing. just like before you were born. eternal nothingness. cope christcuck.
Jace Myers
>memeflag
Jason Brown
Hows that paki food?
Oliver Ross
The only answer is Aryan Christianity. The Light of Christ shall break through the Demiurge illusion, cast the Archons and their (((colaborators) down to Tartarus, and the Archangels shall lead us to Valhalla!
Luke Fisher
Your god was nailed to a board, my god carries a hammer.
Chase Green
Nathaniel King
Isaac Roberts
I trust prebible religions more than I trust shit that came from the bible.
Jeremiah Morales
Nathaniel Lopez
Serves 'em right!
Alexander Gutierrez
What’s the difference between Ragnarok and Armageddon?
Christopher Wood
You get to Valhalla by fighting your way through hell....... Presumably.
Ayden Gray
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Get a load of these faggots