My wife just said she wants a divorce

is she hot?

Congratulations.
Might be rough for some time, but in the long run it will be the best thing that ever happened to you.

That's cool, what's for lunch?

Inform her that jews are satanists and that masons you child abuse and brainwashing to create slaves to work in the government, business, and media.

If you are Catholic or Muslim, you are obligated to kill her.

>lunch
ass

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I'm going through a divorce right now too. Between the lawyers, and having to sell our million dollar property (of which she wants almost all the profit from) it's the most hellish experience of my entire life. Marriage is a scam.

>be me
>literal retard
> scream yell and beat the living shit out of my wife
> the nasty bitch wants a divorce
>go to 4chin to calm myelf
>post on fucking pol, the category that doesnt give a shit.
>am told to kill mself
>ok

Come on user. user doesn't have to kill her. Apparently though when guys want to get rid of their wife they take them on a cruise ship and just knock them overboard into the ocean done nope haven't seen her in days don't know what happened

Did you punch her after she said it? If not then you failed your shit test.

Sounds like you are about to be free

welcome to the club.
try and keep your money, kids and the house.

>>am told to kill mself
bullshit. murder suicide all the way.

>i want a divorce
>beat the shit out of her
>"if the divorce goes through, it'll be even worse"
Voila, no divorce.

GOOD!
NOW YOU ARE FREE.
GO BUY A NEGRO.
ENJOY!

Oh guy, who hurt you?

Sweet

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Stoptech top keks winner winner chicken dinner. Nope there's no place like Any Forums.

Time to go on a boat trip user

You said "until death do us part". You know what must be done.

>1pbtid
you know the protocol, sejj

give her my phone number so I can take her out for a nice steak dinner and then take off leaving her with the bill. you will end up paying it but it will still be funny.

Jewish behavior

please tell me you got a prenup

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>getting married
retard

Well fix it, dear Henry.

Fight her. See if your state has mutual combat laws then convince her she could beat you up. If you're lucky it'll work out and the cops will have to watch you beat her ass.

daily reminder that muh wife posters on Any Forums are the worst and most cringe sort of bait. no one on Any Forums has a wife or children. the subhumans that do are normalfag tourists who should kill themselves

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Fuck off subhuman.

Once the word "divorce" has been spoken, it takes on a life of its own, similar to a curse. It will manifest in time unless drastic measures are taken. So if tomorrow she acts like nothing happening and everything is good, you need to start prepping your exit. Get a separate bank account. Talk less. Change your passwords. Buy shit for yourself using your shared funds (clothes, kitchen stuff, etc) but be discreet. Record all convos with her. If you are religious tell her you two need to talk to your priest. You could try counseling, but dont settle for any councilor she picks. Find one that best matches your background (same race, religion, etc). Male councilors are better. DO NOT SEE A YOUNG FEMALE COUNCILOR. DO NOT SEE AN OLD WOMAN COUNCILOR THAT IS NOT ORIGINALLY FROM YOUR STATE/CULTURE.

Record all convos (discreetly).

Do not ever leave the house. This constitutes abandonment. If she doesnt want to be around you, she is the one that has to choose for herself to sleep elsewhere/on the couch, etc.

Go to the atm every few days and take out $50 in cash and hide it. If anyone asks, you needed that money for lunch.

The legal system and the shrinks will fuck you over if you are naive. Be smart. Set up your future life for minimal hardship. Be subtle.

Once spoken, divorce will manifest in time unless the two of you work hard to stop it. Go forward accordingly.

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>1pbtid

>1pbtid

>1pbtid
ALL FIELDS

pbtid
>ALL FIELDS

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ok nigger
still a slide thread and wrong category

>he married a non virgin

Smh user baka, in the long run you will be glad - liquidate assets and move everything of value that you might own like collectables or jewels to your moms house m8