Your actions?
You wake up in United Boratistan
Kill myself
Live happily ever after.
Eat and drink the best food and drinks the world ever saw.
Get a trad wife and start my new 60 year career at the soviet tractor factory.
Realize this is aetarded dream of a united Yugoslavia+Balkans and wake up.
Fuck your mother.
Eat some burek and yogurt and fuck a gypsy whore in a bush.
Take a DNA test
Commit sudoku
based
Go to Any Forums and post "already am".
>best food and drinks the world ever saw
Cheese from gypsy breastmilk and young boy's pee?
finally a nice country to live in
What'll change?
>What'll change?
The borders you retard.
Become the village rapist.
Fair enough.
most of the population would be orthodox
and the country is really big
nice
remove kebab
start relentless balkanization
Fixed.