You wake up in United Boratistan

Your actions?

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Kill myself

Live happily ever after.

Eat and drink the best food and drinks the world ever saw.

Get a trad wife and start my new 60 year career at the soviet tractor factory.

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Realize this is aetarded dream of a united Yugoslavia+Balkans and wake up.

Fuck your mother.

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Eat some burek and yogurt and fuck a gypsy whore in a bush.

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Take a DNA test
Commit sudoku

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based

Go to Any Forums and post "already am".

>best food and drinks the world ever saw
Cheese from gypsy breastmilk and young boy's pee?

finally a nice country to live in

What'll change?

>What'll change?
The borders you retard.

Become the village rapist.

Fair enough.

most of the population would be orthodox

and the country is really big

nice

remove kebab

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start relentless balkanization

Fixed.

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