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How can we unite Africa into a single country and thus become a superpower?

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Import the entire population to Europe

Gotta look out for their ICBS systems. (intercontinental ballistic spears)

The Chinese kill every man woman and child on that godforsaken landmass and import their own workers
>oh wait that's not the answer you were looking for, was it

someone died doing so

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At first....you need white man....you cannot survival without bwana.

Can you pick up a turd by the clean end?

Can you persuade hundreds of tiny tribes to put aside all their family feuds and hatreds, especially of those filthy vermin in the tribe just over the hill? They're not even fucking human.

Deal with millions of putative adults who have the reasoning abilities of a 7year old, and the universe-view of a 3 year old. Who believe in muti, and will happily sacrifice children to make it.

You want this rag, tag and bobtail to come together to sing one big Kumgaya?

Please - on you go. I'll get the popcorn ready because this should be funnier than huffing nitrous oxide.

The first thing you need to do is persuade all the blacks in white countries to come back.

You'd have to take out Saudi Arabia.
this almost happened with a Sudanese alliance.
long story short, africans are wild animals, they can never get along and even the one time when they tried the House of Saad shut that shit down in the most hilarious way possible.
>okay faggot, how did they do that?
they had a massive dam built that'd cut water off from egypt.
>who gives a fuck about egypt in 2022?
egypt is the only diplomatic powerhouse in africa and the middle east.. the only one. no other country is capable of getting two sides to sit down and talk and find solutions instead of more war and chaos.
egypt is like the pin in a giant grenade, if you pull it all of africa explodes and so does a lot of the middle east.
expect a massive african war between egypt and sudan.
also, spoiler alert, there are nukes there and Yemen has been
used to smuggle, "Yellow Cake" for decades.
i don't think anyone knows how many nukes are in africa, but the
answer is more than zero.

as a fun aside, John Arnold Bredenkamp was one of the few men
in history to successfully steal thermonuclear weapons from the
british.