How did you learn about sex, anons?

millennia have passed and we didn't need these books, what a waste of time and resources

why?

you're not missing much, they're weird

You're a brainwashed boomer. Sex doesn't need to be taught. It's fucking intuitive. They just want to indoctrinate promiscuity.

A welshman in australia?

I got put in the retard class back then in school for beating the shit out off some pampered rich kid. They did not even bother to teach us.

i had that book.

So it's all about being under the quilt covers and lying on top of a lady - hey, quit stealing my moves!!

From your Mother, I was underage and she raped me.

I was 7 and has no idea what was going on.

That man looks way too old to be bearing children

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My mother taught me about basic thing (sperm and eggs) when i was 10 or so

Five and by that book in fact.

He likes sheep I never told my parents about it because I was so weirded out

I learned from your mum. I gave her Big Badger Cock

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Did you try emulating him?

IM NOT FUCKING AUSTRALIAN CUNT. I I do have a bit of Welsh in me

No

When I was 3 or 4 I asked my mom HOW BABBY IS BORN
And she just explained it to me in rough terms, parents put penis in vagina and pregnancy and babby come out of vagina.

Then at 8 or so we had Sex Ed on my Catholic school, where a Doctor (or a guy dressed like one) explained the process with some tame, biology-book-like imagery, explained about arousal and masturbation (a lot of other boys already knew about it, I didn't), girls asked "what about female arousal?" and he explained that vulvas also get puffy.

Then he talked about STDs, contraception and closed by reminding us that churchgoers should wait until marriage before doing all this stuff, but he is teaching it to us so we are not at risk of getting diseases or screwed over a pregnancy.

It was a rich kid school, so no big hullabaloo, really.

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where did he touch you user

Pakistani men raped white schoolgirl

I like to lie on top of a woman.

Down here we call them 'New Zealanders'

yuck
youtube.com/watch?v=AYHM0zVdPHc&t=157s

Oh, he also talked about puberty and the "symptoms", now that I think about it I must have been 9-10 by that point, cause we also had learned about puberty in Science Class already.

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Sister's friend used to stay the night and show my six year old self her pussy; she was probably 7.
Girls in the neighborhood generally liked to get naked for no reason - as long as adults weren't around.
Found Playboy in ditch when I was 7; older guys pointed out proper names of everything. Went home with magazine and schooled my father of pussy, ass, and tits.
Found dad's stash of porn when I was about ten. Would watch even tho nothing worked proper yet.
Get to about 14 yrs and skank at church got naked behind youth building, and it was finally on.
I've never had a proper gf, but I have fucked several hundred women in this lifetime.
Not sure if something went wrong somewhere or not.

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Groomers are disgusting.

Fuck off retard, we are here learning about australian customs

That's not how it went ;_;

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I got my dick sucked/fucked in 6th grade but learned about sex in 4th grade (older brother showed me a porno on VHS lmao(

There was a book in my junior high school, so 6th grade I saw an illustration of fisting. I never forgot it, it blew my mind, but I’ve always had big hands.

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my parents noticed that the older neighborhood kids i hung out with talked about really raunchy stuff so they gave me the stereotypical bees and flower talk about procreation between a man and a woman and demonstrated the whole thing with two puzzle pieces. that was it.
it was pretty awkward but i think they handled it pretty well because it gave me at least a rough idea how normal sex was supposed to be before i was exposed to all kinds of other degenerate stuff out there.

did you ask him how it felt
never change knockoff aussie

A faggot raped me when I was 5

My folks sat me down at 6 and explained the whole process and let me ask questions about it, they did the same with firearms. Probably going to do the same with my son.

i was taught by the internet. not porn or anything, just discussion on the internet
my parents never had the talk with me they just eventually assumed i knew

I kekked

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>same flag
>both islands
>both descend from European islanders
>REEEE STOP CONFUSING US

Found a porno mag in the alley, back in 1993. Was there some other way of learning?

I think the school told me in 4th grade

I had that exact book. Making it cartoony and lovey-dovey was a mistake on the part of the authors.

flag checks out

9. Had to make a presentation at school about the male reproductive system... Other kids had to talk about STDs, female genitalia, the process of intercourse, etc.

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Found a Penthouse magazine in the garage. Pretty sure it was left for me to find. My parents never talked about sex with me.