If you don't clean your ass with water then you can't call yourself civilized

Having a dirty shit crusted asshole is barbaric and cannot be tolerated.

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Thanks I thought I was the only one whos takes a lite shower after they shit

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This is why I stick my ass in the sink after shitting

I use wash clothes and wash them weekly

niggers tongue my anus

Since I am not a typical westerner and 100 pounds overweight, I only take a single solid shit in the morning, right before I take a shower.

If you shit more than once a day, you are probably on a Juden Diet. I pretty much only have TP for guests.

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I own a Toto washlet and my asshole is squeaky clean. I get disgusted at women who visit my home and refuse to use it. Immediate BTFO

I taka the bigg poopy with the shower runing

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define 'water'

>I am not a typical westerner and 100 pounds overweight,
so your an atypical westerner, and 100 pounds over weight? this is so confusing.

Cleaning your ass is a jewish conspiracy. I'm all natural baby.

I just put my butt over the bathtub and wash my asshole with water and soap every time I shit

Imagine taking a shit at work and having your dirty butt cheeks filled with crusty dry shit for 9 hours, there are actual subhumans ITT who do this on daily basis

i dont get how you use a bidet in a way that doesnt just involve getting shitty water down your legs and ass cheeks

i clean my ass with soap buddy. water alone doesn't cut it

Just do what I do and hang your ass over the bathtub near the faucet, get some liquid soap, I use Dr. Bronzer’s and wash out your asshole with it until it’s clean. Water never goes down my leg.

Get the fuck out of usa muhammad

Bidets are a requirement for an establishment to be considered civilized

>daily basis
>every time
who the hell bothers washing that often? bimonthly basis at most faggots. anyone who keeps their asshole that clean is begging for buttsex.

>imagine taking a shit at work
full stop. i know you brazilians eat a lot of beans but using a public toilet is a last resort

I don’t let men anywhere near my butthole. I love sleeping naked and that requires having a clean butthole, faggot leaf.

I use a bidet to wash my ass.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

Washing your ass with water just creates a film of shit tea. When it dries you have the shit equivalent of hard water deposits all over your ass and probably your legs too. I wouldn't know, because if my ass needs washing I use soap and water, not water all by itself.

Faggots

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I dont touch my dick and ass like some faggot

You shit in the sink but washing your ass in the sink with soap and water is too far?

gee i dunno, not a big fan of going around being able to smell my own shitty asshole fully clothed. if you're being serious i guarantee people are hesitant to be around you because you stink like shit

kek okay that's pretty good