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▶Latest >Liman and Rubezhnoe liberated by Russian forces >Petro Poroshenko spotted being prevented from exiting the Ukraine >Vladimir Zelensky's parents received Israeli citizenship, SAS bodyguards >US tries to force Russian foreign sovereign debt artificial default by refusing to accept repayments of it >Ukraine officially confirms the loss of Svetlodarsk >Ukrainian government proposes Bill 7351, which would allow officers to use lethal force on soldiers disobeying orders or abandoning their posts >City of Liman is being stormed by Russian troops >Mariupol arc is over >Putin posthumously awards Motorola the Order of Courage >RU MoD: Azovstal now under complete Russian control >Commander of the 36th Marines Battalion, Sergey Volyna, surrenders to Russia >Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead >Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership >Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR >Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR >Russia cuts off electricity to Finland >Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu >5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk >US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
so how're you holding up this fine sunday morning, /chug/?
Anthony Flores
A German walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him: 100 euros! The German is shocked - 100 euros?! so yesterday it was 10 euros? Well, today it is 100 euros. - Well, why 100, damn it? I'll explain now: -10 euros is beer. -10 to help Ukraine. -20 assistance to European countries that have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU. -10 euros in aid to the UK, for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia. -Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal. - Finally 40 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and a fund to help maintain our sanctions! Now, when the German silently took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros. The bartender took them, put them in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back. German in disbelief: Wait, you said 100 - I gave you 100! Why are you giving me back 10 euros? "Ahh... We have no beer!"
>Russia does not and did not have a goal to capture Kyiv, - Russian Ambassador to the UK Andrey Kelin. >“None of our leaders, neither the president nor anyone else, has ever said that we would like to capture Kyiv. I do not believe that it is possible to capture or occupy Kyiv. This is a big city,” the ambassador said.
In other news, Kharkiv is now open and safe for photo ops! t.me/asbmil/1767
Honestly, if after this huge circus Putin thinks he'll be able to spin just the Donbass as a victory, he's got another thing coming.
I never killed a cat And I only kicked a kid because he started it.
Henry Flores
Givi was a homosexual lmao
Grayson Sanchez
What the fuck, do they have waiting lists that long in other oblasts as well? Probably due to migrants coming from 'stans. Seems like they dont even bother with that, even with many native Russians avoiding conscriptions they still have a lot of people
They are mad that Russia hasn't started mobilization yet Also good luck trying to make Moscow or St.Petersburg people fight, the wealthiest city most likely don't have many people who are willing to die for the war.
They died and then resurrected Jesus was russian
Aaron Peterson
>still only committed 10% of its manpower >recruitment means you’re losing chuds!
Nicholas Rodriguez
>decided to make green tea with lemon >cut a slice of a lemon while waiting for water to boil >eat it >water still not boiling >cut another one >eat it >eventually ate the whole lemon while waiting Fuck, at least i have another one
Brilliant Finnish diplomacy. They could maintain good relations with Russia, buy gas and food at the old price, they could buy Russian oil and sell smuggled goods to the EU, earning huge money for a small country. As a result, they still did not join NATO, and spoiled relations with Russia.
Nigfer i read this at the tym and now everyome is lookimg at me cause im layghing like a fucking autist holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahHhhahahHAHAH i vant believe you are still going hajahajajJHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh gosh, we're back on Kharkov cope. Tell me more about this glorious victory, that achieve nothing, while your hohol friends were dying in poop tunnels and in Donbas front.
Jackson Thompson
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Landon Cruz
>volunteer contracts axaxaxaxa russia is losing putin monkey pox anyday now xaxxaax >ukraine force signs random people they catch in the supermarkets axaxaxax russia is losing putin monkey pox anyday now xaxaxaxxaxa
