Fuck The Suburbs

>Be me
>Forced to grow up in the suburbs
>Have to drive everywhere to get the smallest shit
>Waste gas
>Get fucked by high gas prices and inflation
>Wants to switch to biking
>Has to go pass trespassed properties
>Nearly gets hit by other cars while biking
>Waste more time commuting
>Inhale carbon monoxide from cars
>Sidewalk ends
>Have to ride on a busy road and again, nearly get hit by cars while biking
>All while passing by corporate fast-food places—barely any mom-and-pops on sight

There's nothing more that I HATE than living in the suburbs.

>But crime is so low—
Hating the suburban sprawls ≠ I wanna live in cities.

>But there's no niggers—
So are in small towns.

Why do Americans love driving so much? No wonder why we are fat fucks.

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is it hard to own a bicycle in america?

Be careful, an Israeli answering to you is enough grounds for life imprisonment per the new law.

You have to be18 to post here.

All you really need is a couple of pubs, cafes, corner shops and a park and it's sorted.

Harder than it needs to be. The wife and I do the weekly shop on bikes in Vegas and half the problem is shit drivers. They don't know how to react to bikes any better than they grasp lane discipline or roundabouts.

Fuck you spoilt brat, at least you don't live in an apartment with your parents.

Faggot stfu

The parliament is gay, fuck these lazy incompetent uncreative agents

bullshit. unless you live downtown, it’s a struggle to use bikes as a commute tool. i live in Hendo and it’s a no go for bikes.

Summerlin South, and you're a shit driver. Get good.

“summerlin south”
Spring mountain ain’t summerlin baby. besides, Summerlin ain’t what it used to be. fucking degens are spreading to that area, Henderson too.

What new law was passed?

Put it this way, we go up the beltway track to Traitor Jews' in 100 temps and the milk isn't spoiled on the way back.
You're right though, I see niggers walking to the post box occasionally and it makes me want to embrace my inner Burt Gummer.

Normalizing ties with israel is forbidden
U.S embassy went nuts and so did the bongs

we gotta make some real dough and get into Lake Las Vegas or Boulder City. close enough to town but far enough to keep the trash away.

Not enough of a barrier. Mountain Springs or bust, and it's cooler up there to boot. Nice little bar too.

fuck i went to a barn party up there once. dude was a lunatic but his property was dope. but the two lane road would be a bitch with an accident. you’d be stuck. at that point, just live in pahrump and get a house on the cheap.

Fuck off, the only thing stopping you getting down that road would be the cops, not physical reality. Pahrump is Satan's dusty arsehole and where you get cheap houses, you get niggers. I'd head north and build a compound first.

>hates suburbs
I live is a shitty apartment in a city all my life. It's the capital if the state. A bunch of millennial faggots starting moving their asses in less than 10 years ago and shat up the city. Before, there was absolutely no businesses besides a couple of grocery stores or minimarts. Awful for a capitol but at least it was quiet. Then the millennials drove these businesses out and planted a high priced grocery store, several trendy bars that attract loud assholes that puke everywhere. No clothing stores, no places to get basic necessities. Stoll gotta drive out to get what I need. There are no businesses in mid-sized downtown areas. It's all office space and bars. Everytime I'm out I hear these faggots talk about how they moved down here 2 years ago and they love it, as if they know the place outside of the bars they frequent. I want my quiet city back.

>is it hard to own a bicycle in america?
It heavily depends on where in the states you are. People often forget that our states are the sizes of whole countries, with differences in infrastructure to show it.
In say, broader new england outside of major cities? Not necessarily, most of it is small towns and can be done on a bike. If you live in the rural parts of the region its less feasible. In the cities it's easily doable, but the risk is moreso drivers.
However
If you're somewhere out in the midwest, where it's all open, rural land for miles, no. Owning a bike is tedious at best for getting anywhere, and impossible at worst. Sure there are cities and smaller towns dotted across the plains, but unless you live in those areas, you're pretty much on dirt or unmaintained paved roads, with the nearest gas station/small grocery story being miles away.

there’s that little micro town of Blue Diamond that’s inside the red rock loop. that actually might be pretty cool. or those people that live inside lake mead national park.

Fucking tree hoarders, I don't trust 'em.
Nice for a bike ride though.

It's really not that bad. The problem is you're too dumb to buy enough groceries to last a week or two