I gorged myself on cherries and swallowed pits how bad is that?

Yesterday I gorged myself on cherries directly bfrom the tree and didn't bother spitting the pits out but instead I swallowed them I must have swallowed a few hundred cherri pits. How bad is this will they get stuck in the stomach or intestine and cause blockage, this morning while pooping I didn't feel them coming out?

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What are you sliding? What is the home address of your local legislator?

OP, cherry pits contain cyanide. eating enough cracked cherry pits is known to kill you from cyanide poisoning. however, the ones you ate were largely in-tact (not cracked) and therefore you probably can't digest them to get the cyanide dose.

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Seriously, it's 3AM. Just go back to masturbating to cats and asking your ham planet roommate if she wants to watch.

>These stone fruits can produce the equivalent of 0.01–1.1 mg of cyanide in your body, depending on the amount consumed. Eating just 3–4 pits of the Morello cherry or 7–9 pits of red or black cherries may lead to cyanide toxicity (2).
healthline.com/nutrition/cherry-pits#cyanide-levels

On second thought, you could legitimately be fucked OP, if your body digests through the cherry pit's hard outer shell.

OP's colon's gonna explode

You should go to the doctor ASP!

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6636697/

Cherries will grow from your stomach and you will die. Sorry.

that's nothing. Once I accidentally bit the seed, HARD. chipped a molar. Protect your teeth people, stop eating acidic/sugary things (sugar produces an acid that leads to cavities when contacted by saliva) and brush 2x/day.

have your girlfriend unblock your colon with her penis

Why would a fruit tree evolutionarily designed for critters to eat it’s fruit and spread the seeds poison the animals?

birds are semi-immune to cyanide.

you're going to grow a cherry bush in your stomach, it's over bro

Poison is released only if the hard shell that protects the seed is cracked. It is to prevent animals from eating and destroying the seed. Animals that destroy the seed are removed from the gene pool.

Enjoy the sharp, pointy objects in your diarrhea.

I think I swallowed a bit of cracked cherry pit a few days ago and I'm fine.

Did you chew the cherry pits until the shell cracked? If the answer is no you are absolutely fine. I sometimes do not bother spitting them out.

you will be become gay

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>I must have swallowed a few hundred cherri pits

If you crushed them you would be dead, if you ate around 10-12. Put them in glowniggers drinks

>See unguarded orchard
>Quickly run over to it, stuff your cheeks as fast as possible like a squirrel, eat a fuck ton of cherries, run away
>'oh heckin no i didnt have heckin time to spit out the pitterinos!'
>'welp better go make le thread on Any Forums'
I mean this thread is clearly made up bait but still i like to imagine it happened this way

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