LMAO Ralph thinks filing a meaningless report is totally owning Cog. Seethe piggy, you got your fat weak ass owned with very little effort. Weak shoves had you Gunt flopping on the ground.
Dan and Cog wear the crown and laugh at you while having a pint and all you can do is file paperwork. It’s great you spent two days of your vacay away from May seething at police stations trying to find someone to type up a impotent rage report for you.
Ralph pin that report on the moving blankets in your “studio” as a memento of your second humiliation in Lisbon, because that’s the only purpose it will serve.
Or hey show what a tough guy you are! Pay $100 to fly to the UK to challenge Dan to a pub brawl to redeem yourself. But you’re a giant weeping vagina so you’ll just filing paperwork to soothe your busted ego.
I just want to say that I am disgusted anyone would roast this sweet innocent pigglett!
- Did Cog explicitly say the purpose of going to Portugal was to fing out the Gunts true height, but the Gunt most likely would start a physical altercation so he would bring Farmer Dan to wrangle livestock if it came to that? Yes - Is Ralph a violent felon and sex offender? Yes - Did Ralph make physical contact first with his Gunt first while screaming and making threats? Yes - Did Ralph spit on his clearly guilty attackers which is considered assault/battery in some countries? Yes - Did Ralph tell them to hit him? Yes - Was he dresseed like a slutty little punching bag just waiting to get burst open? Yes - Did he cry like a pussy ass bitch to get police when it became clear he had no hope of winning the fight? Yes - Did he lie to the police and say they had weapons when they didn't because the stated intent of the trip was to get the gunts height and make fun of him IRL? Yes
Look there are no perfect victims. Ethan Ralph should basically be allowed to do what ever he wants to anyone because when he does things like stomp people in the back of the head, choke out a pregnant girl for not having a threesome, threaten to rape peoples wives, publishes revenge pornography, show up IRL to scream at people, threaten to beat and kill people, rape drug addict attention whores while they are passed out, go after peoples employment, doxes people, kills peoples dogs or kills his own dogs puppies in an oven with Ronnie he should be totally allowed to do that cause he's the Ralpha male baby.
Jackson Johnson
However the KarenFarms refusal to disavow and say that this super funny ass beating was not funny and protect Ralph from all of the IRL reprocutions of his actions from EVERY part of the internet is basically endorsing stalking and gang violence and by not joining America fist and pledging loyalty to Nick Fuentes to defend the gunt from all mean things says your are just as guilty as the totally guilty Cog and Dan who are going to jail and going to get arrested any day now.
Because you laughed at this, now everyone is going to do this online! This is going to be a trend and it's all the KarenFarms fault? How are IRL streamers going to make a living if people show up and prevent him from using content spray? How is onlyusemeblade going to stab puss if someone knocks him around till he is sober? How is Nick Fuentes going to lead people inside the capitol building if someone shows up IRL and stops him? Clearly we are #onthewrongsideofhistory
Elijah Sanders
ching chong bing bong fucky fucky... no one cares, play stupid games win stupid prizes and that stands for everyone involved in the altercation
