Why do average Americans look and dress like this?
If we instituted mandatory government enforced homosexuality you can better fucking believe that these shitty excuses for costumes and makeup would not have passed mustard.
Why do average Americans look and dress like this?
James Hughes
John Ward
I'd be ashamed to go out looking like that past the age of 13.
Camden Sanders
Justin Cook
Adam Howard
>the modern amerishart
oh nonononon ahahahah
Levi King
One of the hardest fashion pills for me to swallow is that grown men should never wear shorts.
Shorts make you look like a gigantic manbaby in 99% of scenarios.
Unless your ass is sitting on a beach or next to a pool, you should be wearing pants.
Connor Kelly
Owen Rodriguez
I live in Texas, nigger. When it's 100+ in the summer, you better believe I'm wearing shorts. Fuck vanity.
Adam Ramirez
I have few pairs, but haven't used them in ages. Outside of running shorts.
Hudson Ramirez
wear linen trousers, you lazy prick.
Kevin King
Surf shorts are common casual wear here in hawaii.
Wyatt Martin
Do you really think that your body mainly expels excess heat though your shins?
Wearing shorts doesn't help as much as you think it does.
As long as your arms are uncovered, you'll be fine.
>Surf shorts are common casual wear here in hawaii.
I consider hawaii to be one big beach, so it meets the qualifications.
You can wear shorts if you live on a tiny little island.
Wyatt Anderson
Shorts in public is the easiest way to identify poor, tasteless trash.
Benjamin Perez
The cut and style makes a big difference. No more than 4 pockets, cut above the knees, neutral colors, don’t pair it with a graphic t shirt.
Dominic Cook
and don't have little tiny bird legs
Parker Perez
Post your fits, Any Forums. My daily fit is pretty similar to this. Black long sleeve top (turtleneck if I'm wanting a bit more eloquence), and some jet black or navy blue chinos or jeans (supplemented by a quality leather belt, of course) tucked into tall German military boots. It's a particularly authoritative look, and is so dangerously based that our government made it illegal for you and the boys to link up looking like this.
Aiden Martinez
Generally I think you're right, but there are ways to pull it off. Striped Adidas shorts are the obvious exception, the vertical stripes will make you look taller. Esoteric German excellence. If you don't have a big jelly belly, you should always tuck your shirt into your shorts
Camden Nguyen
>One of the hardest fashion pills for me to swallow is that grown men should never wear shorts.
>Shorts make you look like a gigantic manbaby in 99% of scenarios.
normal khaki shorts
not cargo shorts
not jersey basketball shorts
not jean shorts
and don't be a fatass
Juan Hill
Jokes on you faggot I walk around naked 100% of the time flopping my gigantic white cock around at every onlooker. Clothes are for fags.
Elijah Gutierrez
Men used to dress with some modicum of self-respect and decorum. A crisp suit and tie was considered "casual" everyday wear for men. Now it's all t-shirts and sweatpants or basketball shorts, probably the same ones they wore yesterday and wore to bed, because everyone is lazy and slobbish.
Hudson Murphy
straight up where Iive its Hot AF and cotton tie shirt and shorts work best. Youcan change outfits as tehy get sweaty.
But yeah I get where your coming from/. Its called Walmart Coutour!