It's that time again Any Forums politically incorrect jokes thread How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
I'm not trying to be a nigguh, these jokes are just extremely spine-rippingto read.
Connor Gray
Two jews are walking down a street, and they pass a church; a sign on it says "$100 if we can try to convert you." One jew says he'll try it, and goes in. 10 minutes later, he comes back out. The second jew asks "Well, did you get the money?" The first jew replies "What, is that all you people think about?"
-- You hear about the Jewish Kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane into his brother's scrapyard. -- Two cannibals are cooking a gypsy on a spit. The first cannibal complains:"You're turning him too fast, he'll never cook like that!" The second cannibal replies. "If I slow down, he'll steal the fucking potatoes."
Jewish jokes are not funny. Man, you should do like me and start talking to them instead. I even got a hint from a Jewress once. She even asked for my number. I told here that we use names here.
Oliver Thomas
What is the difference between a Jewess and a barracuda?
