Aus/Pol : non gay porn edition

I can't get the 80c pot noodle from Woolies anymore. I don't think they are coming back.

They're just faking shortages and whatnot to cover for their 100%+ inflation.

That, and there's no food.

Stralia niggers, what’s going on with the green bean? Why are they $25/kg, that’s crazy

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Oof

Im just sick of how they manage to have a single global focus point each time. Everything is about covid, then everything is about food, next everything will be about energy. It was nice when people used to discuss different things.

Every non-white subhuman in this country needs to be rounded up and then randomly dropped in our vast deserts.

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For sure. Everything is a controlled demolition from the top.

The political solution to Australia is to split the country up into 4-5 different nations!

This will give citizens a choice of government, which will foster government that is competitive to retaining citizens!
This will also foster competition in the region as each nation tries to dominate the others in terms of innovation and output!

The benefits are endless!

Will this ever happen? Are people too cucked by globalist ideals to see the truth in front of them?

This is the solution! Break the nation apart and watch the region prosper!

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Hi guys, Jordies here. Legalising weed is a great idea, who doesn't like a toke, right?
You know what else is a great idea? Sending Penny Wong to negotiate on Australia's behalf. She's got the class and style to earn respect anywhere.
Also, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Latest Black Eye club member

He turned to the dark side

We are so fucked

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So WA can secede then get invaded and then get 70c to the dollar of GST again?

>Hi guys, Jordies here

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poof

Jordies said climate change was a scam in his latest albo fellatio YouTube video. How did he know?

Boyfucker

I made this thread as no gay porn and now you have fucked it.

Fuck off bro go to a green grocer and get a lettuce for 2$ for fucks sake. Stop buying everything at Coles and Woolies

rockspider dog

Invaded by who? There is a week of desert between them and the rest of the country. Invasion would be impractical and have no benefit besides stupid bullshit ideological reasons!
Small intervene wars between neighbouring nations are only ever based off two factors: 1) ideological bullshit concerning whose made up mental constructs are better; or, 2) Jewish banker wars!

The political solution is that we hang all politicians and journalists

Looks like Barnyard is toast, lol. You love to see it, but doubtless his pay-off for climate zero already arranged. Weird how many Libs seem intent on learning the wrong lesson. No, it wasn't muh climate or Grace Lame, dipshits.

What see you talking about the whole block of eastern states would invade WA and wipe us out in a few days. West Aussies are too lazy to fight or protest anything.

anyone have that meme of ethan and hila from h3h3 with blood all over their faces like they've been eating foreskins?

>LET ME FUCK THE HOT SLURRY YOU CALL A BEST FRIEND

hey guys
based and rebellious jordies here
i just did a rock the cradle on my yo-yo, sick!
anyway, did you hear labor might be decreasing the retirement age to 65? pretty gnarly!

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Skank 1

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A simpler solution is to give every 14year old australian a knife, take them out to the bush and leave them there for a week.

man love is too powerful to resist

MacBook and clean hotel room/appt = prozzie

Pauline Hanson said Labor's housing plan is what Davos were aiming for.

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Their memes seem to magically disappear. I'm still trying to find the one with Hila seething about having to pay her employees for 2 weeks when covid lockdown happened

>Penny Wong
>Climate Chang
you see the problem here?
also, excellent jordiespasta

Noice

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This was the best one so far.

Tactical move if you're really in close with the wife but don't like one of her friends
>hey you know that friend you have? I think she's hot and I want a threesome with her
Wife'll give her the boot within the hour

That room is filthy user wtf are you talking about?

>sunny afternoon
>starts raining half way through
Alright which one of you cunts broke the weather machine this time?

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Jordies has a gf? I legit thought he was a flamer.

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This is what drugs are for, LMAO LMAO, what a retard

Looks like a nice day out with lads

He's been dating a Vietcong gook for the better part of five years now

Skank 2

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Is that pic the Sydney western suburbs?

I’m going to start stealing the ducks from the park