Why do americans look like this?

Nigga that’s a real life goomba

El groyper

to hurt u pussy.

Abominacion

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>Why do americans look like this?
Just follow the chart to El Ogro de las Americas to find your answer.

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Listen, "former" protestant (though atheism is just another protestant sect)... Judaism was created 200-400 years AFTER Christ.

youtube.com/watch?v=5KJtEYseGCs

kek. Le ogre de americas

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Fucking lol

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Seed oils and HFCS

Looks like he assimilated to the US culture a bit too well.
Besides can you even blame this fucker? Not like he can look left or right while driving.

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"I hit something but I can't turn my head to see what it was"

lost

High fructose corn syrup and thyroid issues.

Let's be real, the dude doesn't even have a neck. How can anyone prove he was capable of turning and seeing the bike rider, much less turn around to see the damage?
Have some compassion for this neckless man, friends. He hasn't seen his own penis for 14 years!

I refuse to believe this is real until I see source

I am going to eat right, exercise, & do everything I can to maximize my health.
- Gets run over by an obese man.

Get your bicycle, motorcycle off the the highway, moron.

Hey user do you finally have my red berry pie?

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Seriously, these people are cockroaches. Lift weights like a normal person. These bikes sometimes cost as much as cars.

I learned more Spanish from this than in all my lessons.

I'm criyng