I went skydiving today
I went skydiving today
did you wear a parachute?
I've thought about going skydiving and just not pulling the chute. Would this work?
Did you die?
Yes
Welcome to the club user.
Did my first 14,000ft on my 21st
obviously, idiot
Not if you roll when you hit the ground.
No one would let you go solo first jump. You have to do a ot of training $$$
We all make it user. Dont give up
>a leaf fell from a tree branch
I hope you had fun
base and jumpilled
bumpo
How much does it cost in your cunt
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How did it feel being the little spoon with a large man behind and inside you
Nobody asked faggot
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Can I get a you big man
>I went skydiving today
no you didn't, stop lying, canuck-cuckuck
lmao only reason I havent sky dived yet is this strapped in with a instructor faggotry
They turned it into a womanly activity. Fuck safety let me pull the chute when i wanna
it's cool. the instructor will be gentle your first time and will wear a condom if you ask nicely.
>t. skydiving instructor
Not falling for your tricks,