So you're telling me he got a bunch of wild animals, including massive ones like elephants, rhinos, etc onto this massive boat with no resistance? They just walked on?
Yeah, afraid you're gonna have to explain this one
So you're telling me he got a bunch of wild animals, including massive ones like elephants, rhinos...
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Jayden Brown
>explain
It's written in the Holy Bible, words inspired by God Himself. That's all the explanation you need.
Justin Harris
the flood was regional, you have to be stupid not to understand this.
James Davis
FPBP/THREAD
Asher Parker
>believing in a god
Carter Davis
Easy, there was only like 20 animals on earth at the time.
>but there are millions of species now!
Who told you that? Kikes? Have many animals have you seen? Oh it's like 20? K, thanks for being wrong. God will smite you soon nigger. REPENT
>but why couldn't God save them?
Do athiest cucks really? I mean wow, I can't even. Fuck you.
Samuel Thompson
You have even less basedentific evidence to prove something came from nothing, dinosaurs were real, that nothing created something, how dna evolved, and how space cum from an asteroid transformed into fish, then crawled from water with 3000 trillion years of XP and pokemon evolved into monkeys, which then animorphed into a human being with consciousness.
Noah's ark landed in Armenia. The Armenian people know this. The Ark is even on their currency.
David Jenkins
Oh yeah the animals thats the weird part not the scizo building a cruise ship.
Jayden Campbell
It was a space ship and he stored DNA
Nicholas Martin
Jews stole the story from the Sumerians. True story.
The oldest version of the story has the guy saving his own personal farm animals by building a coracle (circular boat) made out of reeds and waterproofed with bitumen.
Jews had to make the story "theirs" by making it super retarded.
Jordan Jackson
Retelling of this passed down for thousands of years;
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Isaiah Rodriguez
>God will smite you soon nigger. REPENT
Which version is this from? I'm Ctrl+f'ing but can't find it. Is it in Leviticus?
Sebastian Fisher
Imagine actually believing made-up jewish fairy tales stolen from earlier mythologies.
Ryan Martinez
They seduced all the animals
Jack Bennett
like half of muttland spend the last half century worrying about such kind of child stories. no freakin wonder the left won.
Ayden Smith
you do realize that the story of Noah is plagiarized from a Sumerian story about a king who built an ark and stocked it with booze and women?
Jordan Cook
It was a really big boat okay
Owen Torres
Noah had 100 ranks in animal trainer. He had been grinding that shit out like wild and finally platinumed
Jaxson Rodriguez
He got the dinosaurs to help him
Jayden Moore
Did the Whales drown???
Luke Garcia
People lived to be 800 years old back then. They were hunter-gatherers, agriculture had not become their main food source. They knew natural world better than us.
Robert Hernandez
All of the Jewish fairtyles are wildly retarded. Everything about their culture is.
There's a timeline where the wealthy powerful elite controlling the West are enlightened, brave Hellenes.
Instead we've got snivelling, cowardly kikes too cowardly to truly seize power.
Cameron Brown
I think they made them sleepy by burning incense
Austin Phillips
God isn't real just try not to pity the humans still possessed by such an archaic group selection trait as religiousity. It is like any other primordial fixation that surpasses one's own common sense.
Mason Johnson
A wretched criminal from a Penal Colony continent, where cops still choke women out and lock people in concentration camps lectures /pol about Biblical history. Pathetic.
Ethan Garcia
Old history books mention that people used to go and visit the site as a relic, and even took pitch as some sort of cure all, medicine...
Jackson Powell
He didn't the animals came to him.
Ethan White
Him getting a bunch of wild animals proves Noah was White because niggers cant do that
Carter Taylor
FAITH
Brody Taylor
guys, watch this 11 minute gospel video if you'd like to be 100% sure of going to heaven after you die. it's easy to be saved from hellfire so do not miss out anons.
Angel Gomez
Yes, and I see the vaccine is working.
Easton Campbell
There was probably an intentional flood at one point since there is water above the firmament.
Luke Rogers
literally capeshit of the 0s
Connor Rodriguez
How can Santa Claus visit every house in the worldnin one night?
Asher Ortiz
God say to build the spaceship next time
a little too late now get fucked
Hunter White
Are you defending Biblical historicity? Its unclear. I'd be more interested to hear how you defend such patently false myths.
Hunter Thompson
Imagine refusing to memorize the bible, Matthew 24-36 KJB. You're welcome, picrel in case you don't believe me (you wont because you're satan testing me). Don't you ever question my godly greatness ever again. I am a fucking saint compared you nigger. Get smited.
Jack Wilson
"According to an unconfirmed 19th-century source, in the late 17th century the Vatican librarian Leo Allatius wrote an unpublished treatise entitled De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba (A Discussion of the Foreskin of Our Lord Jesus Christ), claiming that the Holy Prepuce ascended, like Jesus himself, and became the Rings of Saturn."
Austin Perry
Gavin Jackson
They took the animals required for agriculture to the top of mountains, not every animal on earth, the flood mostly affected coastal areas
Hunter Cook
lol yea you got 'em with that one. DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC
it's not like the magic man in the sky who could flood the whole world could also shrink the animals so they fit in the boat and then return them to normal size when they get off or anything. you've totally defeated religion and made the faithful atheists.
Jonathan Ortiz
Imagine the smell
Austin Sullivan
low IQ thread
Jason Anderson
The ark is the ship that seeded the earth. 2 of every animal is DNA. The helix coil is 2 strands
Nathaniel Barnes
>So you're telling me he got a bunch of wild animals
>he
No. I am telling you Noah did not. What I am telling you is that God commanded them. You seem confused.
Jonathan Myers
funny, i always leaned towards a dna storage idea
Thomas Williams
Christopher Howard
In your opinion, what is the elevation of this impact?